Lord love a

Quack quack cheese quackers!

Now I am imagining people scraping that nasty, grey clumps of skin off each other's balls and eating it on crackers!!

Only in Ava's mind. Only in Ava's mind~

Thank you for that, Hummy.

LOL it felt right

You can't tell me that you're not imagining the exact same thing, Amane!!

I don't know what anatomical cheese is, so no.

And I said don't tell me, missy. *pointeth a threatening finger*

I think in these cases, it's best to stay blissfully unawares of things. :D

That's mine Ava. *patteth thy lovely fro*

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Oh, and not only that—I have no idea what the scariest parts of a man look like, so I cannot picture it for that reason, either.

Yes, my terror over the scariest parts of a man is based on the words of others, not mine own experience.

Blissfully naivete

My circle of closest friends—more like Keno and some of her closest family—go out of their way to protect mine innocence. I am a precious thing to them.

That's very sweet

They have a term, NSFA: Not Safe For Amane.

LOL I like that

So when I must refer to naughty things, I just say "NSFA stuff" and they know what I mean.

Close friends are the best.

I really like that

Oh, look, a how-to video for fortune cookies.

I think fortune cookies are probably be a lot like cannolis you just don't have to fill them with filling you fill it with a fortune

Well, I don't know how to make cannolis, either.

I know all too well. They are so good to eat and so tedious to make. But my nonna could put them out like nobody's business. She was as fast as making them as crocheting. Both of which I do poorly. But I can eat them like nobody's business. I've been known to just eat the filling out and leave the even if shell

I'm not a cultured young lady.

why do you say that?

I have never in my life had a cannoli :O
They look interesting though.

can you eat eggs?

Because I don't know foods from places. I know the convenience versions that lack authenticity. And then I try the authentic versions and I'm like, yuck!