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Old 03-28-2011, 10:02 PM


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[imgleft]http://images.menewsha.com/avatars/43187.png?1291588726[/imgleft]Say howdy to Howdy!

Salutations, my little April Fools! Tis I, Captain Howdy, the mod that makes you say, "What's wrong with that guy?" and the host for this here Mad Lib thingy. For those who don't know me, I often lurk in your threads, undetected, and read your dirty, dirty secrets. And quite frankly, I think you should be ashamed of yourselves. For those who are familiar with me, here are some things you might not have known. I was voted 'Mr. Tight Buns' of Schenectady, New York three years running, 1954, 55 and 56. I starred in the psychedelic 60's cult classic, The Munsters Meet Timothy Leary. And I once spent several days in an intensive care unit after trying to see how many marshmallow peeps I could stuff in my mouth. Answer: A lot.



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Old 03-28-2011, 10:07 PM


Hopefully you all remember Mad Libs from your school days. Plugging nouns, verbs, adjectives and the like into empty spaces and hoping it turns into hilarity.

This is what will be happening here. I provide you with a form. You fill in the spaces. And the most amusing entries win gold. ;D


~Entries Due By~
April 5th at 2 PM PDT

(Click here to convert time zones.)


First Place: 3,000g
Second Place: 2,000g
Third Place: 1,000
Honorable Mention x 3: 500g

Everyone who enters will receive a participation prize.


  • Follow Menewsha's Rules and ToS.
  • Remember that Mene is a PG-13 site. So please keep your entries appropriate.
  • Only one entry per person. Please enter the contest under one account only. You may enter with your mule or your main, but not both.
  • To enter, fill out the form and post it in this thread.



Should you need it, here is an easy to understand grammar guide explaining verbs, nouns, adjectives and so on. :)

Be sure to give your forms a double check to ensure there are no empty spaces.

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[COLOR="Red"][B]I HAS MAD LIBS! ;D[/B][/color]
[B]Your Username[/B]:
[B]Past Tense Verb[/B]:
[B]Random Date (M/D/Y) [Example: May 20, 1982][/B]:
[B]City[/B]:
[B]Country or State[/B]:
[B]Username of Mene Friend[/B]:
[B]Occupation[/B]:
[B]Verb[/B]:
[B]Plural Noun[/B]:
[B]Username of Different Mene Friend[/B]:
[B]Adjective[/B]:
[B]Place[/B]:
[B]Plural Noun[/B]:
[B]Past Tense Verb[/B]:
[B]Type of Building[/B]:
[B]Color[/B]:
[B]Noun[/B]:
[B]Username of Different Mene Friend[/B]:
[B]Number[/B]:
[B]Game[/B]:
[B]Verb[/B]:
[B]Vehicle[/B]:
[B]Username of Different Mene Friend[/B]:
[B]Number[/B]:
[B]Letter of the Alphabet[/B]:
[B]Plural Noun[/B]:
[B]Verb Ending in 'ing'[/B]:
[B]Animal[/B]:
[B]Username of Different Mene Friend[/B]:
[B]Verb[/B]:
[B]Number[/B]:
[B]Username of Different Mene Friend[/B]:
[B]Body Part (plural)[/B]:
[B]Verb Ending in 'ing'[/B]:
[B]Verb[/B]:
[B]Adjective[/B]:
[B]Animal (plural)[/B]:
[B]Body Part[/B]:
[B]Number[/B]:
[B]Number[/B]:
[B]Adverb[/B]:
[B]Number[/B]:
[B]Noun[/B]:
[B]Adjective[/B]:
[B]Verb Ending in 'ing'[/B]:
[B]Verb Ending in 'ing'[/B]:
[B]Plural Noun[/B]:
[B]Adjective[/B]:
[B]Number[/B]:
[B]Occupation[/B]:
[B]City[/B]:
[B]Past Tense Verb[/B]:
[B]A Phrase a Crazy Person Would Shout[/B]:
[B]Plural Noun[/B]:
[B]Noun[/B]:
[B]Adjective[/B]:
[B]Occupation[/B]:
[B]Number[/B]:
[B]Number:[/B]
Q. When will we see the story that accompanies our entry forms?
A. They will all be posted in the Community Discussion Forum along with the results after the event ends.

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Old 03-28-2011, 10:42 PM


Participation E.I. Record
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* Anglie
* Ascadellia
* Beautiful Disaster
* BellyButton
* BlackCart29
* blueblackrose
* briannamal
* Briar Rose
* Carzeebear
* Cherry Flavored Antacid
* Chi
* Chunsa-chan
* CK
* Clorissa
* Cora Lorington
* crazymuch
* C R E E P Y S A M
* CrimsonShadow
* crunky
* dragoness129
* Eastriel
* Facade
* Fauxreal
* flamethrower1391
* Goblin Maiden
* Hadsvich
* Ikuto Akihiko
* Iroase Delschatten
* Izumi
* JapaneseCherryBlossom
* KageShio
* KatMagenta
* Kenome-Chan
* Kent
* Kiako
* Kiari
* `Kitami
* Knerd
* LaVida
* Lilith W
* Linnea
* Liztress
* Lord Orpheus
* Mageling
* Miep
* M i n u x e
* MissEuphoriaX
* momchan
* Nephila
* Pa-pancake
* PapillonCameo
* Roxxxy
* Samphire
* Saravi Boo
* SesshysMiko
* .Simplicity.
* Siri
* Sizzla
* Suzhi Mix
* ToriKat
* Usuke
* Vickyll3
* Watery Star
* winterwolfgoddess
* wish
* woohoohelloppl
* Wrenji-chan
* Yumeh
* zigbigadorlube
* Zilithandria Moonlight

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#5
Old 03-28-2011, 10:59 PM

~RESERVED~

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Old 04-01-2011, 09:18 PM

And we're live! :insane:

Come out, come out, wherever you are! :twisted:

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Old 04-01-2011, 09:21 PM

Question>> what exact form is the M/D/Y in? like, 00/00/0000? or in words?

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#8
Old 04-01-2011, 09:22 PM

Do we PM the forms or post them here?

*pokes the Captain* And it's odd to see a topless man playing with a rubber chicken and a doll, you know. xD

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#9
Old 04-01-2011, 09:23 PM

Good question Liztress.... *didn't think of that*

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Old 04-01-2011, 09:26 PM

@LaVida ~ I would prefer, for example, like... June 12, 2004.

But it's no big deal if people do it the other way. I can always change it. ;D

@Liztress ~ You post the forms here.

Thanks for pointing that out. I'll add that to the rules. :3

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Old 04-01-2011, 09:27 PM

I HAS MAD LIBS! ;D
Your Username: Chi
Past Tense Verb: ate
Random Date (M/D/Y): 12/12/12
City: Intercourse
Country or State: PA (USA)
Username of Mene Friend: jellysundae
Occupation: hooker
Verb: wince
Plural Noun: cows
Username of Different Mene Friend: Saisei
Adjective: bedraggled
Place: hell
Plural Noun: bedbugs
Past Tense Verb: eaten
Type of Building: morgue
Color: fluorescent yellow
Noun: condom
Username of Different Mene Friend: Cami
Number: 666,666
Game: Monopoly
Verb: wiggle
Vehicle: golf cart
Username of Different Mene Friend: Izumi
Number: 4
Letter of the Alphabet: Z
Plural Noun: baskets
Verb Ending in 'ing': screaming
Animal: donkey
Username of Different Mene Friend: mama juru
Verb: obliterate
Number: 1,201,450
Username of Different Mene Friend: Captain Howdy
Body Part (plural): nipples
Verb Ending in 'ing': gnawing
Verb: slash
Adjective: gaping
Animal (plural): frogs
Body Part: bellybutton
Number: 8
Number: 11
Adverb: jauntily
Number: 20
Noun: laser beam
Adjective: rusty
Verb Ending in 'ing': devouring
Verb Ending in 'ing': vomiting
Plural Noun: bees
Adjective: crusty
Number: 390,239
Occupation: garbage collector
City: Albuquerque
Past Tense Verb: brayed
A Phrase a Crazy Person Would Shout: "AIEEEYAYAYAYAYAYAAAALLLLRIGHTYTHEN!!!"
Plural Noun: pole dancers
Noun: money
Adjective: greasy
Occupation: porcupine breeder
Number: 3
Number: 455

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Old 04-01-2011, 09:31 PM

I've gone ahead and clarified the (M/D/Y) part. But, as said, nothing too big to get worked up about. ;D

@Chi ~ w00t! First entry! :boogie:

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Old 04-01-2011, 09:34 PM

I HAS MAD LIBS! ;D
Your Username: Briar Rose
Past Tense Verb: Sneezed
Random Date (M/D/Y): January 4th, 1985
City: Seattle
Country or State: Texas
Username of Mene Friend: emeraldeye
Occupation: Garbage Picker-upper
Verb: Chase
Plural Noun: Bunnies
Username of Different Mene Friend: Ace Strife
Adjective: Stuffy
Place: Airport
Plural Noun: jewels
Past Tense Verb: jogged
Type of Building: Hotel
Color: Green
Noun: Island
Username of Different Mene Friend: wish
Number: 62
Game: The Game
Verb: jump
Vehicle: U-Haul Truck
Username of Different Mene Friend: Mr. Mayor
Number: 21
Letter of the Alphabet: X
Plural Noun: Lollipops
Verb Ending in 'ing': Jogging
Animal: Dog
Username of Different Mene Friend: Yumeh
Verb: run
Number: 87
Username of Different Mene Friend: Nalin
Body Part (plural): fingers
Verb Ending in 'ing': jumping
Verb: catch
Adjective: shiniest
Animal (plural): hamsters
Body Part: toe
Number: 75
Number: 64
Adverb: wildly
Number: 557
Noun: cup
Adjective: prettiest
Verb Ending in 'ing': catching
Verb Ending in 'ing': sliding
Plural Noun: cans
Adjective: hardest
Number: 885
Occupation: Artist
City: New York
Past Tense Verb: Ran
A Phrase a Crazy Person Would Shout: The monkeys are coming!
Plural Noun: phones
Noun: shoe
Adjective: dirtiest
Occupation: chef
Number: 27
Number:4729

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Old 04-01-2011, 09:43 PM

I HAS MAD LIBS! ;D
Your Username: Liztress
Past Tense Verb: bellowed
Random Date (M/D/Y): June 13th, 1908
City: Mayodan
Country or State: North Carolina
Username of Mene Friend: Apricot
Occupation: Belly Dancer
Verb: crinkled
Plural Noun: fish sticks
Username of Different Mene Friend: Seito
Adjective: sparkly
Place: roller rink
Plural Noun: napkins
Past Tense Verb: stared
Type of Building: mud hut
Color: purple
Noun: donut
Username of Different Mene Friend: Alaunt
Number: 23
Game: Hopscotch
Verb: dangle
Vehicle: shopping cart
Username of Different Mene Friend: Kent
Number: 32323
Letter of the Alphabet: z
Plural Noun: shotglasses
Verb Ending in 'ing': tripping
Animal: cheetah
Username of Different Mene Friend: Roachi
Verb: floundered
Number: 44
Username of Different Mene Friend: Emma Corrin
Body Part (plural): eyeballs
Verb Ending in 'ing': scooting
Verb: giggle
Adjective: gigantic
Animal (plural): sea urchins
Body Part: nose
Number: 5
Number: 490
Adverb: clumsily
Number: 9999
Noun: candy bar
Adjective: disgusting
Verb Ending in 'ing': folding
Verb Ending in 'ing': snipping
Plural Noun: feathers
Adjective: lithe
Number: 3
Occupation: manager
City: New York
Past Tense Verb: swam
A Phrase a Crazy Person Would Shout: Shii-take!
Plural Noun: chickens
Noun: doe
Adjective: doughy
Occupation: lion tamer
Number: 3.99
Number: 764

Wooo...

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Old 04-01-2011, 09:44 PM

I HAS MAD LIBS! ;D
Your Username: LaVida
Past Tense Verb: smelled
Random Date (M/D/Y): April 1st 2012
City: Perry Sound
Country or State: Iceland
Username of Mene Friend: Miro
Occupation: Dinosaur Costume Designer
Verb: bumping
Plural Noun: books
Username of Different Mene Friend: Gary Stargazer
Adjective: hops
Place: Ice-cream Land
Plural Noun: berries
Past Tense Verb: flew
Type of Building: Casino
Color: hot pink
Noun: bunny
Username of Different Mene Friend: Jezriel
Number: 10000000000000
Game: Duck Duck Goose
Verb: slam
Vehicle: limousine
Username of Different Mene Friend: Sera
Number: 1
Letter of the Alphabet: P
Plural Noun: jellies
Verb Ending in 'ing': flying
Animal: kangaroo
Username of Different Mene Friend: Alaunt
Verb: jump
Number: 3.14159265358979
Username of Different Mene Friend: Astrelle
Body Part (plural): ears
Verb Ending in 'ing': dumping
Verb: trip
Adjective: superfragilisticexpialidocious
Animal (plural): godzillas
Body Part: hand
Number: 2012
Number: 2012
Adverb: greedily
Number: 199993834754789
Noun: carrot
Adjective: tiny
Verb Ending in 'ing': tickling
Verb Ending in 'ing': glomping
Plural Noun: gloves
Adjective: funny
Number: 0
Occupation: Embalmer
City: Victoria
Past Tense Verb: planted
A Phrase a Crazy Person Would Shout: J-CoooOOxOOoooH3
Plural Noun: Dominoes
Noun: butterfly
Adjective: enormous
Occupation: Pest Control
Number: 2025
Number: 8888888

kk, finished ;)

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Old 04-01-2011, 09:46 PM

I HAS MAD LIBS! ;D
Your Username: Beautiful Disaster
Past Tense Verb: fast
Random Date (M/D/Y) [Example: May 20, 1982]: June 9, 1969.
City: Boston
Country or State: New Jersey
Username of Mene Friend: Eastriel:
Occupation: Lion tamer
Verb: run
Plural Noun: jumps
Username of Different Mene Friend: momochan:
Adjective: Sticky
Place: Chinese buffet
Plural Noun: monkeys
Past Tense Verb: walked
Type of Building: Funeral parlor
Color: black
Noun: George Washington
Username of Different Mene Friend: aphrodite remix:
Number: 666
Game:duck duck goose
Verb: hop
Vehicle: lamborghini
Username of Different Mene Friend: Roachi:
Number: 69
Letter of the Alphabet: C..is for cookie C:
Plural Noun: bananas
Verb Ending in 'ing': hitting
Animal: buffalo
Username of Different Mene Friend: Azntwins:
Verb: smack
Number: 777
Username of Different Mene Friend: Roxxxy:
Body Part (plural): Eyeballs
Verb Ending in 'ing': skating
Verb: jump
Adjective: slimey
Animal (plural): blue footed boobies
Body Part: nose
Number: 89
Number: 98
Adverb: oddly
Number: 989
Noun: Abraham Lincoln
Adjective: smelly
Verb Ending in 'ing': twirling
Verb Ending in 'ing': twisting
Plural Noun: hammers
Adjective: fishy
Number: 888
Occupation: Bear wrestler
City: Trenton
Past Tense Verb: hopped
A Phrase a Crazy Person Would Shout: THE JUMBO SHRIMP ARE ATTACKING.
Plural Noun: bras
Noun: buttons
Adjective: slimiest
Occupation: pro wrestler
Number: 99
Number: 00

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Old 04-01-2011, 09:47 PM

god this took so long. :drool:

I HAS MAD LIBS! ;D
Your Username: Momochan
Past Tense Verb: Threw
Random Date (M/D/Y): 7/15/41
City: Pembroke
Country or State: NC
Username of Mene Friend: MissEuphoriaX
Occupation: Teacher
Verb: sits
Plural Noun: cups
Username of Different Mene Friend: Hell
Adjective: bumpy
Place: space
Plural Noun: bees
Past Tense Verb: coughed
Type of Building: Log Cabins
Color: black
Noun: weird
Username of Different Mene Friend: Dragonjake
Number: 40,000,000
Game: Hop-scotch
Verb: falls
Vehicle: car
Username of Different Mene Friend: Roar
Number: 300
Letter of the Alphabet: A
Plural Noun: Televisions
Verb Ending in 'ing': puking
Animal: Dog
Username of Different Mene Friend: Beautiful Disaster
Verb: romping
Number: 21
Username of Different Mene Friend: Cain
Body Part (plural): Butt
Verb Ending in 'ing': hitting
Verb: petting
Adjective: stinky
Animal (plural): kitties
Body Part: boob
Number: 88
Number: 666
Adverb: wildly
Number: 7
Noun: shirt
Adjective: tallest
Verb Ending in 'ing': farting
Verb Ending in 'ing': playing
Plural Noun: puppies
Adjective: smart
Number: 455
Occupation: writer
City: plumber
Past Tense Verb: sat
A Phrase a Crazy Person Would Shout: SHINY!
Plural Noun: hamsters
Noun: rat
Adjective:clean
Occupation: Artist
Number: 20,000
Number: 100,000

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Old 04-01-2011, 10:05 PM

For a hopefully French themed one... I can't wait to see how these turn out!

I HAS MAD LIBS! ;D
Your Username: Zigbigadorlube
Past Tense Verb: stormed
Random Date (M/D/Y) [Example: May 20, 1982]: July 14, 1789
City: Paris
Country or State: France
Username of Mene Friend: Saravi Boo
Occupation: boulangier
Verb: toast
Plural Noun: catacombs
Username of Different Mene Friend: Car'a'Carn
Adjective: spooky
Place: Notre Dame
Plural Noun: pigeons
Past Tense Verb: rode
Type of Building: hospital
Color: red
Noun: baguette
Username of Different Mene Friend: momochan
Number: 53
Game: Space Invaders
Verb: blink
Vehicle: bicycle
Username of Different Mene Friend: Daemora
Number: 5,043
Letter of the Alphabet: A
Plural Noun: mice
Verb Ending in 'ing': sneaking
Animal: cat
Username of Different Mene Friend: Linnea
Verb: eat
Number: 974
Username of Different Mene Friend: Ikuto Akihiko
Body Part (plural): ears
Verb Ending in 'ing': drinking
Verb: swim
Adjective: long
Animal (plural): dogs
Body Part: nose
Number: 13
Number: 16
Adverb: slowly
Number: 1
Noun: cheese
Adjective: moldy
Verb Ending in 'ing': slashing
Verb Ending in 'ing': fencing
Plural Noun: rapiers
Adjective: pointy
Number: 5
Occupation: knight
City: Lyon
Past Tense Verb: carved
A Phrase a Crazy Person Would Shout: En guarde!
Plural Noun: mimes
Noun: beret
Adjective: white
Occupation: butcher
Number: 3
Number: 2

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Old 04-01-2011, 10:28 PM

I HAS MAD LIBS! ;D
Your Username: PapillonCameo
Past Tense Verb: fenced
Random Date (M/D/Y) : Spetember 14 1952
City: Montreal
Country or State: Chili
Username of Mene Friend: CrimsonShadow
Occupation: Hairdresser
Verb: dream
Plural Noun: bananas
Username of Different Mene Friend: Angelo
Adjective: cutest
Place: soccer field
Plural Noun: dancers
Past Tense Verb: flew
Type of Building: library
Color: burgundy
Noun: alligator
Username of Different Mene Friend: Pa-pancake
Number: 3924
Game: hide and seek
Verb: read
Vehicle: spaceship
Username of Different Mene Friend: Syraannabelle
Number: 999
Letter of the Alphabet: V
Plural Noun: sounds
Verb Ending in 'ing': throwing
Animal: lemur
Username of Different Mene Friend: Wendy Darling
Verb: sing
Number: 294
Username of Different Mene Friend: Forever_Trapped
Body Part (plural): phalanges
Verb Ending in 'ing': flowing
Verb: knit
Adjective: rotten
Animal (plural): cow
Body Part: heel
Number: 23
Number:59
Adverb: nervously
Number: 796
[B]Noun[/B ]: river
Adjective: sunny
Verb Ending in 'ing': yelling
Verb Ending in 'ing': mowing
Plural Noun: books
Adjective: cold
Number: 23947
Occupation: horse breeder
City: Tokyo
Past Tense Verb: laughed
A Phrase a Crazy Person Would Shout: "Watch out! The spaghetti monster is going to rule the world!"
Plural Noun: racks
Noun: number
Adjective: sparkly
Occupation: Janitor
Number: 47
Number: 333

I hope I got them all!

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#20
Old 04-01-2011, 10:34 PM

I'm amused already. :lol:

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Old 04-01-2011, 10:34 PM

And you haven't even put them in ummm context! lol

Is it the spaghetti monster?

O yeah, a spaceship counts as a vehicle right?

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Old 04-01-2011, 10:36 PM

Did my awesome entry amuse you? :cool: xD

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Old 04-01-2011, 10:36 PM

hah hah, I liked Chi's the best currently XD

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Old 04-01-2011, 10:39 PM

I just can't wait to see how this turns out. XD And yes momo, it was funny!

:illgetu: ZIG!!! En guard is something fencing judges and fencers say frequently! Not crazy people, or are you implying that I'm crazy since I fence? lol

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Old 04-01-2011, 10:42 PM

papi: Iw as going to use the word pooped in it...but I thought fart would be enough. <3

 


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