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#26
Old 10-28-2018, 11:28 PM

OH.
MY.
GOD.

Woody, holy shit. You are fantastic.
OK, I need to participate.
Why doesn't this event end on Wednesday???

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Old 10-28-2018, 11:34 PM


I think it's really good as a Mini event. That way everybody gets to work on their costumes and get them ready for Halloween parties or trick or treating or whatever. Good luck in your participation facade!

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Old 10-29-2018, 03:13 AM

Facade, do it! I can't wait to see what you come up with. <3

True. I'd be all about it all week though. Since I feel like most Halloween parties were this weekend. I did a Halloween event on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Phew! Halloween I'll probably chill on the couch and watch Hocus Pocus.

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Old 10-29-2018, 04:51 AM



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Prompt Number: 6(66)
Title: Don't Wake Mama From Her Nap Again
Front Cover Blurb: When the flatulent force of those five bean burritos hits you all at once and you just can't keep it in anymore... don't wake mommy.
Back Cover Description: Boo York Times-bestselling word slinger, freelance florist, and one-time hand model for Ayn Hand, Freckle E. Taint, is back at it with this latest installment of her Aghast and Agog Quadrilogy.

Lacteauz Entolérant is a seamstress who works remotely crafting uniforms for the local quarrymen of her hometown in the south of France. To cut costs and for funsies, she lives with her mother in her spacious childhood home that’s prone to drafts and lots of dust and stuff because neither of them can be bothered to keep up with such menial chores.

Nevertheless, Lacteauz is a terrible roommate — and a heavy-footed walker, to put it gently.

Her mother, Margeaux, has had enough with the clomping, and gives Lacteauz an ultimatum: either stop all this racket at once — including her malodorous tooting, which is another thing that Margeaux gets annoyed at but doesn’t want to go into graphic, explicit detail about right at this very moment — or there will be only one fate for Lacteauz... she will be left to fend for herself on the mean streets and picturesque beaches that Saint-Tropez is known for.

Or at least she’d have to move to the East Wing of their home. Either works.

What results is a harrowing tale of triumph and woe as Lacteauz boldly tries her best not to make a sound — and to keep her noctural (and diurnal...) emissions to herself...

Until she just cannot even.

Notes (optional): Nein

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Old 10-29-2018, 07:07 AM

You guys dont know how much I'm loving these

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Old 10-29-2018, 07:00 PM

Oh gosh, I missed a Maria Hello. Hello Maria!

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I've posted all the entries so far to the front page! Please take a look at them, they're really amazing

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#32
Old 10-29-2018, 09:55 PM

Dammit, I knew a typo would sneak in there!

Ah, well.

I may try and craft another one tonight because these are super fun! And my aesthetic is very, very lewd and lowbrow, so, uh... sorry for it...

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Old 10-29-2018, 10:16 PM

Seriously, gothic novels are Dramatic But Mild. You'd give the regular readers heart attacks

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Old 10-29-2018, 10:37 PM

lewd and lowbrow is right up my alley so i dig it, facade!

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Old 10-29-2018, 10:53 PM

I should channel more Shirley Jackson.

Or... just a skanky Shirley. Less alcohol and less solitude, more cowbell and cockadoodle.

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Old 10-30-2018, 01:28 AM

OMG FACAAAADE! *shakes fist*

Damn you that was amazing. You raised the bar...or the book. Both. At the same time.

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Prompt Number: 10
Title:
Help! I've Fallen in this Spooky Cemetery!
Front Cover Blurb:
I can't get up, I think I twisted my ankle.
Back Cover Description:
Anyone? Can you hear me? I tripped and twisted my ankle on a broken headstone. It’s starting to turn purple and it’s like, three times its size…

Hello?

When I fell, I flung my phone. I have no idea where it went, but I think I heard the screen shatter. HELP! Someone? Isn’t there like...a caretaker anywhere?

I keep hearing some owl hooting. This place is really creeping me out. Why did I ever think a lantern lit stroll at midnight would be a good idea? Never listening to anything they suggest in that stupid ‘day trip blog’ again!

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laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast one, I swear. I just see this image and think of those old Life Alert commercials.

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Old 10-30-2018, 07:03 AM

Woody, you beat me to it! I was definitely considering turning that one into a Life Alert title.

The title is perfect. Also, the struggle is real.

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#38
Old 10-30-2018, 08:29 AM

Oh my gosh, you two

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Old 10-30-2018, 07:45 PM

Some pretty ridic Books happening in here XD Now that the event is extended, I can get in on some more of the action!

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#40
Old 10-31-2018, 07:59 PM

Please do, I'm having such fun with this

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#41
Old 10-31-2018, 08:04 PM

How much time do have before the event ends!?! I expected it to be over by now, but if it ends around midnightish EST then I’ll def get another entry done. :)

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#42
Old 11-01-2018, 12:48 AM

You all did some amazing creative work on these covers :D love them!

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#43
Old 11-01-2018, 02:46 AM

I'll be holding you to that, Facade!

Anglie! I see you down there. Come on in!

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#44
Old 11-01-2018, 03:43 AM


*waits patiently for hufa to post the newest entry*

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Old 11-01-2018, 05:26 AM

Mmkay, I stayed out way too late to do this any justice, sorry folks.

I'll draw myself like one of my Quebecoise girls for you, in order to settle my debts to you, though, Biggles.

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Old 11-01-2018, 05:33 AM


it's okay, hufa we hope you had a really good time out and about!

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Old 11-01-2018, 06:48 AM

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I'll draw myself like one of my Quebecoise girls for you, in order to settle my debts to you, though, Biggles.
I'm going to hold you to that, Facade. I'll be wearing a hazmat suit, but nonetheless.

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#48
Old 11-01-2018, 07:06 AM


totally with you on the hazmat suit~

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Old 11-01-2018, 09:59 AM

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Prompt Number: #3
Title: Gunilla's Swinging Bloodbath Sleepover
Front Cover Blurb: Don't close your eyes at this sleepover... You just might not wake up.
Back Cover Description:
In the year 1960, in the small Swedish town of Uppsidaisy, Muffy, Bunny and Bootsy are three carefree American exchange students studying advanced housewifery. One day at the university they meet the mysterious Gunilla, a pale young woman with a penchant for oversized potato sacks. Bunny and Bootsy are instantly put off by the quiet Gunilla, but the fiery Muffy is oddly drawn to the stranger.

Soon it is the weekend of St. Ikea’s Day, and Gunilla invites the three supple Americans to her country estate for a sleepover. But for what possible reason? They barely know each other. There is apprehension, but Gunilla promises a good time, and it is Muffy who encourages the other two to except the offer of the swinging Swede.

This simple decision puts in motion a shocking series of events previously unrecorded in annals of literary history. Now Muffy, Bunny and Bootsy are drawn into a dark and depraved world they must fight to escape. … But do they want to?

Drugs, Sex, Pillow Fights, Pizza Rolls, Female Homoeroticism, and MURDER!

Time magazine says of Gunilla’s Swinging Bloodbath Sleepover – “An unapologetically salacious dumpster fire fueled by blood and acts of outrageous lesbianism. Stretching out a lengthy 673 pages, each is more tawdry than the last. Naked entrail wresting, animal sacrifices, and I dare not say where they put those Swedish meatballs.”

And Ernest Hemingway says: “9 outta 10 boners. Good stuff.”

Notes (optional): Makes Valley of the Dolls look like Winnie the Pooh.


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Old 11-01-2018, 10:00 AM


just under the wire! woor51

 


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