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#76
Old 02-15-2016, 02:32 AM

LOVE LETTER #6
1. Name of Menewshan: Xuvrette
2. Number: Six
3. Place: Cafe
4. Place: Cliff
5. Adjective: Glow
6. Plural Noun: Flowers
7. Plural Noun: Hearts
8. Plural Noun: Rings
9. Verb: Lie
10. Verb: Lay
11. Adjective: Cold
12. Adjective: Loud
13. Verb: Whisper
14. Comparative Adjective: Best
15. Your Name: Bearzy

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#77
Old 02-15-2016, 02:56 AM

LOVE LETTER #11
1. Name of Menewshan: Captain Howdy
2. Verb ending in -ing: Vomiting
3. A Liquid: Orange Juice
4. Superlative Adjective: Best
5. Number: 17
6. Verb: Dance
7. Length of Time: Hours
8. Verb ending in -ing: Kissing
9. Verb ending in -ing: Moving
10. Verb: Jump
11. Noun: He
12. Noun: Love
13. Adjective: Adorable
14. Type of Vehicle: Sedan
15. A Country: Italy
16. A Profession: Painter
17. Body Part: Buttocks
18. Plural Noun: Loves
19. Adjective: Glamorous
20. You Name: Emma Corrin


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LOVE LETTER #14
1. Superlative Adjective: Dearest
2. Name of Menewshan: Roachi
3. Body Part: Nose
4. Adjective: Beautiful
5. Adjective: Adventurous
6. Verb: Jump
7. Body Part: Leg
8. Verb: Mutilate
9. A Food: Chocolate
10. A Food: Mashed Potatoes
11. A Food: Pudding
12. Adjective: Eager
13. Adjective: Caring
14. Adjective: Confident
15. Verb: Dance
16. Verb: Profess
17. Color: Aquamarine
18. Article of Clothing: Dress
19. Holiday: Valentine's Day
20. Verb: Plummet
21. Adjective: Affectionately
22. Your Name: Emma Corrin


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LOVE LETTER #10
1. Name of Menewshan: Linnea
2. A Holiday: Valentine's Day
3. Noun: Love
4. Adjective: Adorable
5. Phrase: Will be going
6. Plural Noun: Roses
7. Plural Noun: Chocolates
8. Body Part - plural: Buttocks
9. Color: Blue
10. Noun: Her
11. Adjective: Grotesque
12. An Emotion: Happiness
13. Color: Purple
14. Plural Noun: Vases
15. Body Part: Nose
16. Body Part: Lip
17. Animal: Dog
18. Number: 245
19. Holiday: My Birthday
20. Your Name: Emma Corrin

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#78
Old 02-15-2016, 03:57 AM

LOVE LETTER #10
1. Name of Menewshan: Queen_Andais
2. A Holiday: Christmas
3. Noun: Car
4. Adjective: adorable
5. Phrase: absence only makes the heart grow fonder
6. Plural Noun: Trees
7. Plural Noun: Clouds
8. Body Part - plural: hands
9. Color: Blue
10. Noun: puppy
11. Adjective: smallish
12. An Emotion: happy
13. Color: yellow
14. Plural Noun: birds
15. Body Part: fingers
16. Body Part: toes
17. Animal: kitten
18. Number: 10
19. Holiday: valentines day
20. Your Name: wish

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#79
Old 02-15-2016, 04:40 AM

LOVE LETTER #8
1. Name of Menewshan: Queen_Andais
2. Adjective: Distinct
3. Noun: Elephant
4. Verb ending in -ing: Dancing
5. Comparative Adjective: Brighter
6. Body Part - plural: Lips
7. Place: Parking Lot
8. Plural Noun: Windows
9. Phrase: As Fast As Possible
10. Verb: Throw
11. Verb: Vomit
12. Article of Clothing: Dress
13. Body Part - plural: Legs
14. Adjective: Mammoth
15. Number: 82
16. Measurement of Length: Meters
17. Your Name: Emma Corrin


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LOVE LETTER #2
1. Name of Menewshan: Amane
2. Adjective: Annoying
3. Verb ending in -ed: Jumped
4. Adjective: Glamorous
5. Verb ending in -ing: Dancing
6. Body Part: Nose
7. Verb: Admired
8. Body Part: Buttocks
9. Verb: Kicked
10. Noun: Her
11. Adjective: Elegant
12. Superlative Adjective: Greatest
13. Superlative Adjective: Worst
14. Verb: Raced
15. Superlative Adjective: Best
16. Your Name: Emma Corrin

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#80
Old 02-15-2016, 09:13 AM




Dear ~LONGCAT~:,

Every time I see you, whether it's on the surface of the sun, at Captain Howdy's basement or even just screaming with your friends, I have this strange feeling in my kidney. My medulla oblongata begins to sweat and it feels like there are baby turtles in my stomach.

I feel salty every time I see your smile, but also nervous, because you are just so expensive.

It would be my dream come true if we could go to the Alamo together. Then maybe we could backflip down to the beach, stand on the pier eating flamin' hot Cheetos, and watch the sun interrogate on the horizon.

I am far too beloved to say these things fist to fist, so I leave you this note. And I can only hope you accept.

With all my affection,
BellyButton:



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#81
Old 02-15-2016, 09:18 AM




Dear xuvrette:,

I've watched you for 6 days straight. I've seen you at the cafe and at the cliff. I love the way you turn your house key in the lock. I could make you so very glow someday. I know all of your favorite things: flowers, hearts, and rings.

I can give you all that and more. Love me. I would never make you lie or lay if you didn't want to. Even if you did want to, I'd make sure you wouldn't muss your cold hair and loud clothes. I hope you don't find this disturbing, but I must whisper these feelings to you.

What we have is best than you or I.

Completely yours,
Bearzy:



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#82
Old 02-15-2016, 09:24 AM




Captain Howdy,

I've been vomitting here in our favorite restaurant, drinking a glass of orange juice, and thinking of you. You are my best friend, and have been for the past 17 years. And through that time we've had many adventures together.

As children we'd dance through the woods for hours, kissing and moving. Then stop to jump wildflowers and braid them into each others he.

As teens we'd go to love parties, hoping to be noticed by the adorable kids, and ride around in your old Sedan.

As young adults we spent that summer in Italy, and experienced love for the first time. Remember those two painters? My buttocks still quickens thinking of them.

And now we are full grown loves. I think back on all these good times, and i'm glad that I was able to have them with you. You are indeed my most glamorous friend. And I look forward to the adventures to come.

Yours Truly,
Emma Corrin:



...

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#83
Old 02-15-2016, 09:30 AM




To my dearest Roachi:,

I woke up this morning and my nose blushed just at the thought of you. You are not only beautiful, but also so very adventurous. Just saying your name makes me jump, and my leg begins to mutilate.

I can't wait until tomorrow night. I'm going to prepare all your favorite foods: chocolate, mashed potatoes and pudding. And then I have an eager surprise for you. It is caring, confident and dances a lot. I hope you will profess it.

I'll be wearing the aquamarine dress you gave me last Valentine's Day. I know how much you love to plummet me in it. Until then...

Your affectionate sweetheart,
Emma Corrin:



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#84
Old 02-15-2016, 09:36 AM




To Linnea:,

Today is Valentine's Day, the day couples show their love. But I don't need an adorable day to say, "Will be going." I don't need a bouquet of roses or a box of chocolates to know how much you care. I just need to look into your buttocks, buttocks as blue as the her, to know how you feel.

Thinking of you fills me with a grotesque sense of happiness. Even on days when skies are purple, and vases fall on my head, you are there to take my nose and weather the storm with me.

I adore you. You make my lip soar like a dog. And I hope to spend the next 245 of my birthdays with you.

With love,
Emma Corrin:



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#85
Old 02-15-2016, 09:37 AM

@Emma Corrin ~ You got so many of the original words right, it's spooky.

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#86
Old 02-15-2016, 09:42 AM




To Queen_Andais:,

Today is Christmas, the day couples show their car. But I don't need an adorable day to say, "Absence only makes the heart grow fonder." I don't need a bouquet of trees or a box of clouds to know how much you care. I just need to look into your hands, hands as blue as the puppy, to know how you feel.

Thinking of you fills me with a smallish sense of happy. Even on days when skies are yellow, and birds fall on my head, you are there to take my fingers and weather the storm with me.

I adore you. You make my toes soar like a kitten. And I hope to spend the next 10 Valentine's Days with you.

With love,
wish:



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#87
Old 02-15-2016, 09:47 AM




Dearest Queen_Andais:,

You make me feel distinct, like I'm your one and only. When I'm with you it's like I'm an elephant in the sky, dancing up your life. You make me feel brighter when I'm near you, wrapped up in your strong lips.

You're like an angel from the parking lot, with your windows spread wide. Every time you look at me and say, "As fast as possible.", I throw.

On those nights when we are apart, the thought of you makes me vomit. I wrap your dress around my legs, calmed by your mammoth scent.

Even if we were separated by 82 meters, I will always be yours.

Love,
Emma Corrin:



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#88
Old 02-15-2016, 09:51 AM




Dear Amane:,

You are very annoying and that’s why I feel jumped to be your friend. I know life wouldn’t be as glamorous if I didn’t’ have someone like you. Thank you for dancing by my side, holding my nose, and always being there for me. I know I could admire across this entire world and never find someone like you.

My buttocks wants to kick, thinking of you, and I am overcome by the her we share.

You are an elegant friend, the greatest I have ever met and the worst I have. I would race mountains for you, and I know you'd do the same for me.

With best regards,
Emma Corrin:



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#89
Old 02-15-2016, 09:52 AM

Rofl... i'll do more when i get up. xD

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#90
Old 02-15-2016, 10:20 AM

LOVE LETTER #15
1. Name of Menewshan: Bellybutton
2. Number: 1,000,000,000
3. Verb: masticate
4. A Profession: rocket scientist
5. Verb ending in -ing: plowing
6. Verb ending in -ing: diving
7. Verb ending in -ing: mowing
8. Adjective: moldy
9. Place: jail cell
10. Verb ending in -ing: humming
11. A Food: bagel bites
12. Verb: trip
13. Noun: baseball
14. Noun: grapefruit
15. Body Part: armpit
16. Adjective: funky
17. An Emotion: mad
18. Verb: lick
19. Body Part: sternum
20. Adverb: hastily
21. Your Name: Liztress

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#91
Old 02-15-2016, 10:23 AM

That… was a quality read.

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#92
Old 02-15-2016, 01:00 PM

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Dear ~LONGCAT~:,

Every time I see you, whether it's on the surface of the sun, at Captain Howdy's basement or even just screaming with your friends, I have this strange feeling in my kidney. My medulla oblongata begins to sweat and it feels like there are baby turtles in my stomach.

I feel salty every time I see your smile, but also nervous, because you are just so expensive.

It would be my dream come true if we could go to the Alamo together. Then maybe we could backflip down to the beach, stand on the pier eating flamin' hot Cheetos, and watch the sun interrogate on the horizon.

I am far too beloved to say these things fist to fist, so I leave you this note. And I can only hope you accept.

With all my affection,
BellyButton:


My goodness, Belly, I'm touched. Of course I would share flaming hot Cheetos with you. <3

Howdy, these are awesome!

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LOVE LETTER #12
1. Name of Menewshan: BellyButton
2. Verb - past tense: besieged
3. Place: North Dakota
4. Noun: gnome
5. Adjective: sticky
6. Color: chartreuse
7. Facial Feature: lumbar vertebrae
8. Song Name: Hello! I See You. -Electric Six
9. Adjective: mellow
10. Noun: neck bolt
11. Holiday: Flag Day
12. Number: 3/5
13. Noun: column
14. Color: lavender
15. Article of Clothing: cummerbund
16. Plural Noun: torpedoes
17. Your Name:~Longcat ~

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#93
Old 02-15-2016, 03:58 PM

LOVE LETTER #13
1. Name of Menewshan: Captain Howdy
2. Adjective: Public
3. Adjective: Delightful
4. Body Part - plural: Toes
5. Adjective: Colossal
6. Plural Noun: trees
7. Animal: frog
8. Verb: Dancing
9. Adverb: Eternally
10. Noun: cafe
11. Body Part: eyelid
12. Verb: flick
13. Body Part: hand
14. Adjective: Sticky
15. Verb: swim
16. Phrase: The owl that refused to hoot
17. Verb - past tense: ran
18. Number: Forty Two
19. Number: Twenty
20. Verb: Flying
21. Verb: Staring
22. Adverb: Wickedly
23. Your Name: Velvet

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#94
Old 02-15-2016, 07:56 PM

O M G bwahahaha xD
Love you emma :) xoxo

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#95
Old 02-15-2016, 08:04 PM

Haha, these are hilarious!!

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#96
Old 02-15-2016, 08:13 PM

LOVE LETTER #3
1. Name of Menewshan: dragoness129
2. Place: A faerie garden
3. Place: A glitter factory
4. Verb ending in -ing: dancing
5. Body Part: toe
6. Body Part: pinkie
7. Animal - plural: platapi
8. Adjective: iridescent
9. Adjective: reflective
10. Place: The Shire
11. Verb: burn
12. Food - plural: sandwiches
13. Verb: shine
14. Adjective: trigger
15. Body Part: pancreas
16. Your Name: Fauxreal

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Old 02-15-2016, 08:14 PM

LOVE LETTER #3
1. Name of Menewshan: Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa
2. Place: beach
3. Place: Town Hall
4. Verb ending in -ing: cooking
5. Body Part: knee
6. Body Part: lip
7. Animal - plural: seacow
8. Adjective: soft
9. Adjective: smooth
10. Place: your backyard
11. Verb: eating
12. Food - plural: pickles
13. Verb: chew
14. Adjective: squishy
15. Body Part: hair
16. Your Name: Velvet


Even though Ikuku hasn't been on in over a week..

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#98
Old 02-15-2016, 08:20 PM


aw, we got a plea from our Captain

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Old 02-15-2016, 08:22 PM

LOVE LETTER #8
1. Name of Menewshan: Nalin Sun
2. Adjective: fluffy
3. Noun: trampoline
4. Verb ending in -ing: whispering
5. Comparative Adjective: brighter
6. Body Part - plural: fingers
7. Place: Nalin's garden
8. Plural Noun: petals
9. Phrase: Good night, sleep tight
10. Verb: chase
11. Verb: bounce
12. Article of Clothing: panties
13. Body Part - plural: butt cheeks
14. Adjective: funny
15. Number: 1000
16. Measurement of Length: Miles
17. Your Name: Velvet




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#100
Old 02-15-2016, 10:53 PM




My Sweet BellyButton:,

We've know each other for 1,000,000,000 years now, and this is something i've longed to say. I masticate you. You are my rocket scientist in plowing armor. I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you diving me and mowing me. Before you came into my life, I was so moldy. But then you showed up, like a gift from a jail cell.

You do so much for me. When i'm sick, you're always there with a humming pot of bagel bites soup. When i'm frustrated, you're there to trip my baseball. When i'm sad, you can always put a grapefruit on my armpit.

These are all funky things. But with each piece, i've come to realize that I feel mad for you. And I can only hope that you will lick me too. But no matter what becomes of us, I will always hold you in my sternum.

Hastily Yours,
Liztress:



 


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