I don't think we're gonna eat that pineapple. It's on the mantle!

Or maybe the pineapple does get eaten and then theres an agatha christie style mystery to work out whoddunit

There will be NO eating of the Pineapple

Originally Posted by Menelaus

from the left, like everyone else at the table ��

Lol..... Good one.

lol, I'm so glad that someone understood that, I was starting to think the joke was being wasted ��

I love the two interpretations of my question...

The responses are gold.

CITRUS IMMA GUNNA EAT CHU

Eat the pineapple that's ready for Christmas, not Citrus! D:

I think theyre pretty much one and the same at this point.

when you suddenly realize, that the Christmas pineapple is actually a thing...

Originally Posted by Menelaus

when you suddenly realize, that the Christmas pineapple is actually a thing...

It was the 70s during the government's winter sailing experiment on the great lakes.
I was a deckhand that year and for thanks giving we had some fresh pineapples.
We, myself the bos'n&2other deckhands took one cut out a plug& core from its top &center.
Everyday from thanksgiving to Christmas day we poured it full of whiskey.
On Christmas day we cut and ate it.
It was tasty.

PARTY PINEAPPLE *rave*

That's surprising....a Christmas party pineapple.....

I know right, who'da think it. I think we should all fill pineapples with our favourite tipples and save them till Christmas too ��

Wanna hear a funny bathroom story? Yesterday I had to use the bathroom at school. I did my business, but happened to look up and saw a freakin wasp in the stall with me. Panicked, I hurried and cleaned myself up and stood up. The wasp saw me. It started to move down the stall towards me. I stood still, waiting. When it turned it's back to me i spanked it with me shoe!! The sound echoed through the hole bathroom and I wondered what the people outside thought was going on. LOL. Damn thing could have stung my butt...

Bwahaha I love bathroom escapades.
I did a lime green poop today. Theres my story.

Lime green poop is even cooler than the teal poop that I changed the other week!
I guess when children eat food coloring it turns their poop interesting colors.

I had one girl who pooped in her underwear and I changed it and it was the coolest shade of teal! I should have taken a picture of it. :D

I've never had cool poop. But I do take a medication that makes my poop turn red sometimes but it doesn't look cool, it looks like I'm internally bleeding and I always freak out when I see it. D:

Lmfao mines not from anything awesome it's from eating a dodgey burger lol!

I know how you feel, I ate a dodgy kebab the other night. no colourful poo anecdotes though, just a rumbly tummy ��

Originally Posted by llonka

Wanna hear a funny bathroom story? Yesterday I had to use the bathroom at school. I did my business, but happened to look up and saw a freakin wasp in the stall with me. Panicked, I hurried and cleaned myself up and stood up. The wasp saw me. It started to move down the stall towards me. I stood still, waiting. When it turned it's back to me i spanked it with me shoe!! The sound echoed through the hole bathroom and I wondered what the people outside thought was going on. LOL. Damn thing could have stung my butt...

Or worse😄😄😄😄

That Christmas Pineapple is majestic

Pineapples r alright fresh but I don't care for the canned ones

Pineapples are awesome \o/

...especially when you cut out the core and fill them with whiskey ��

*covers Sheepie's ears*