OMG I think this is infected guys! Oh gosh it's turning green! OMG!!!

OgawdI'mdone. /flees.

I knew it. Gotta get them prunes in your diet Mr. S! I hear it's good for old people.


Oh no. Ziggy's gonna be a zombie

HEY! My bites don't get infected!

Oh God Ziggy is cntagious? XD What have I done!

She'll either turn zombie or turn into an old man like Mr. S.
Either way.... O.o

... OLDNESS IS A CONTAGIOUS DISEASE?

This explains. SO. Fucking much.

She's fine! I have a perfectly clean mouth!

Just incase... How's this sound? "here lies Zig..."

No no no no no! We're not going to start on my obituary just yet! But uh... The green is spreading. Erm... Is there a doctor in the house?!

... Oh my God guys LOL.

Dystopia, By the powers vested in my by the Mayor of Menewsha, I hereby pronounce you Dr. Dystopia. You may now treat Zig.

Oh wow, that was easy. Hey Doc, do you think I'm going to make it? *Looks worried*

Uh. Uh. Oh God I failed Bio and I changed majors why is this happening.

Yes you're going to fine. Just... Uh, just in case it is contagious, only inhale.

FAILED Bio?! What kind of a doctor are you?!?

Wait.. if she only inhales... *starts writing out Zig's obituary*

Uh, okay, like this? *Starts blowing up like a balloon*

She's gonna blow!! *dives behind Dystopia*

I'M SORRY. I TRIED.

*gets out a sudoku puzzle and waits for the inevitable*

I get the feeling Ziggs is gonna blow long before your puzzle ends. XD

*Gets bigger and bigger and greener and greener*

ogawd ogawd. /pokes Ziggy with a pin.

*finishes puzzle* @Dystopia *gets out a paint brush and draws dots all over Zig* CHRISTMAS!!

OH GREAT NOW ZIGGY HAS A RASH. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW. LOL.

... sorry...

*Explosion of green sliminess in Mr. S's face and covering all of the thread in Ziggy's goopy remains*