* The Queen's Court *

Since I suck at making up my own introductions, I stole this line from Bad Company:

[Here come the jesters, 1, 2, 3
It's all part of my fantasy...]

Come One, Come All!

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Adhere to the set rules of the site. PG-13 is a given, but I am fine with things straying from that rating and heading into an R rating from time to time.

As always, your patronage of my thread is greatly appreciated.

The Royal Court

Clergy
Eastriel - Arch Bishop of Banterbury

Count/Countess
Shadami - Countess
Dakota - Countess of Sass & Crafts
monstahh` - Countess of the Magical - Resident Witch

Dukes & Duchess
Clair Voyant - Arch Duchess of the Olympics
LiviInLove - Duchess of the Wee Ones
R U B Y - Grand Duchess of GIFs & Memes
Vanora - Duchess of always being late
The Eternally Puissant Literati the Odiferous, Duke of Pomposity and General Silliness

Barons & Baroness
Mr. Wrong - Baron of Baloney (His Baloney has a first name...)
Baroness Ava The Vampire, Pharaoh of the Undead

Lords & Ladies
Lady Ivvy Oracle of Icy Peaks
Lady Amane
SorrowTheMad, Lord of Madness and Trickery (and occasional fourth wall breaks)

Empress & Emporers
Salvete Empress of Seacows
Dragon Empress dragoness129

Paramours
Momochan the Paramount Paramour

Jesters & Jokers
Fauxreal - Court Jester of Glitter (and sometimes candy)

Queen's Guards
KillingFrost

Dress Your Best

Since there are finally quite a few loyal subjects in this thread I feel there should be a dress code of sorts. What better way to determine what the dress code should be other than a contest. Dig through your dusty closets and pull out what you think should be the Royal Court standard of outfits.

Rules:
1. There will be separate categories for LORDS and LADIES. (That's right, a division of the sexes, for all you in betweeners, you'll have to pick a side, sorry).

2. I will allow the use of the DAC if you have it. (Other contests the DAC will NOT be an option to use, so take advantage of it this go around.

3. Submissions will need to be posted here in this thread and ping me to it, please.

4. Entries can be submitted starting APRIL 1st and will last the entire month of April. (I am hoping to capture everyone's interest in this mini contest).

5. YES! You can enter both sides if you so choose, just make sure you let me know that when you enter.

6. To participate in this contest YOU ARE REQUIRED to be a part of the current Royal Court, or join it at the time of submission. If you join at the time of submission you must include your title.

7. As a side note to the contest, you can enter a Third outfit and it will become your official outfit of the thread. I will place next to or above your title so people can put a face to a name, so it were. This is not required, just a funny little thing to do for the thread itself.

Reserved 4

Leaving my banner here while I sport the URE raffle card game
Random Hair color to remember:
#8c30ab
#f7f2f2

You are now free to post about the thread.

On behalf of the entire court, I would like to say, "Thank You" for posting in the thread.

Eastriel:

OH! May I join your court, m'lady?

Clair Voyant, I would be most honored to have you as part of my court.

Might I say you are dressed rather elegantly. Are you cosplaying someone perhaps?

*curtsy* Why, how ever did you guess?

By the way, is your birthday nearing?

I have an affinity for cosplaying, at least on this site I do. My husband likes to select someone for me to simulate. Not right now of course. I am dressed in a birthday outfit. My birthday is this coming Friday.

Are you someone from Shakespeare by chance? Sweet Rosalind?

Oh lovely! A January baby! There aren't enough of us, it seems.
Mine is January 12th.

OOO! I wish I was Sweet Rosalind. I was attempting a certain Beauty who fell in love with a beast.

Hooray! Another Capricorn! My husband's birthday is the 15th!

That was going to be my next guess! I figured it was either Shakespeare or Disney. Too bad Menewsha does not have an enchanted clock, tea pot or candlestick.

After the birthdays are past, we should try for a group Cosplay and see who else wants to join in with us.

Oh my mum's birthday is the 16th. Hehe. ^_^

We definitely should. I have a birthday outfit picked out, but then afterwards we should definitely chose a theme!

Oh!? What is your birthday outfit colors?

I try for something that is not my normal. The colors I have gone with are not ones that I use on a regular basis.

Had a horrible headache, bordering on a migraine and my friend gave me some nice pain meds and now, no headache. Feeling a bit loopy, but hey, a small price to pay.

I'm going with a dark purple, gold and midnight color star theme. :)

Oh dear! Well I'm glad your headache is minimized.
It is about ten in the evening here, and I'm anxious to have my love home.
He's been in Japan since the 23rd and it's been hard not being able to talk to him much.

Oh nice! I am curious to see what you come up with.

Are you in California, Oregon, Nevada, Washington by chance? Those are the only states I know that are in the Pacific Standard time. So he wasn't home for Christmas? Sorry to hear that.

I live in Seattle. :)

I actually flew to see my father in Boise the same day he left for Japan.
I was able to see him off, but no, we weren't together for Christmas.
I hope to have him close for Christmas next year.

As straight-up ladylike as I go IRL…

My husband and I were apart for two Christmases and New Year's Eves, back to back. It sucked.

Amane, you're dressed kind of like a hooker, right now. It's adorable.

Oh no... seeing the thread title... it is so MY VIBE!
I am in a royalty mood... (because of writing some royalty story...)

Great pleasure to visit your court, Your Majesty.
Here is my offer of the legendary lost treasure of a forgetful pirate.

XUVRETTE OUTSIDE OF AN EVENT.

Where? Where? I can't find her! O__O

THAT NEVER HAPPENS, MAN! What made you crawl onto Mene between events?

I actually post from time to time between event.
Just not at Hangout. XD I lurk mostly at Art and Writer.

Queen_Andais: may I been your lord of time :D