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Old 04-12-2009, 11:45 AM

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username: Lanackse
Category: Joke
Pun:Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies.

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#52
Old 04-12-2009, 02:40 PM

:lol: I like yours. Hot cross buns are great. =3

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#53
Old 04-12-2009, 02:56 PM

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Hi Ferra just reading through the rules and in your 3rd post you have something saying you'll be barred from the contest...do you mean banned?
We didn't want to say "banned" because that might imply that you are also being banned from the sight.
But to be barred from the contest essentially means that same thing. :yes:


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HOMG, so many entries! Yay!

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#54
Old 04-12-2009, 03:03 PM

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username:Cemetery
Category: Short Story
Pun:
I've worked so hard through out the years! This old bunny can't do it any more. I hop and hop, I give eggs and chocolate to everyone, Now, I'm just so tired! But i got friends now! I no longer hop, I fly on the back of an eggcelent dragon! He doesn't mind as long as i give him some candy in between flights from here... to over there! I am the Easter bunny, the one and only!


I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username:Cemetery
Category: One-liner
Pun:My momma told me not to take things from strangers, But this stranger gave me some EGGCELENT chocolate, I just had to go with him!

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#55
Old 04-12-2009, 03:09 PM

Thank you! It's great to see another short story entry.

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#56
Old 04-12-2009, 03:11 PM

Knerd: Short stories is what i do best! Even if i write from the rabbits point of view. :D Happy Easter. BTW.

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Old 04-12-2009, 03:16 PM

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username: LouieRae
Category:One line
Pun: I wish you a hoppy Easter and an eggcelent year.

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#58
Old 04-12-2009, 03:16 PM

My poor lame short story was starting to feel lonely, but Cemetery rescued it!
Yay~ :heart:

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#59
Old 04-12-2009, 03:16 PM

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username:LadyKikyo
Category:Pun
Pun: How eggciting for you to have this eggcellent contest on this eggstrordinary day!

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Old 04-12-2009, 03:19 PM

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I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username:LadyKikyo
Category:Pun
Pun: How eggciting for you to have this eggcellent contest on this eggstrordinary day!
Hasn't that one already been done? Talk about egg on your face.

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#61
Old 04-12-2009, 03:21 PM

If it was it wasn't in the main list and I didn't go through all the pages. Oh well, if so guess I'm out (remembers why she never enters contests).

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#62
Old 04-12-2009, 03:23 PM

Everyone has been using egg- puns. It's a little unavoidable around Easter. :yes:

But it's okay! Just enter whatever you come up with and don't worry about it so much! Half the fun of these contests is just seeing what you can think up.

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#63
Old 04-12-2009, 03:24 PM

If I write a short story not about easter, spring or Menewsha but the puns in it are, does it count?

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#64
Old 04-12-2009, 03:25 PM

All puns have to be related to Easter, Springtime, or Menewsha. :no:

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Old 04-12-2009, 03:28 PM

well the egg is on my face since the pun was missed :squee:

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Old 04-12-2009, 03:29 PM

So if I write for example: "I broke my legg!" It wouldn't be okay because, apart from the "egg", it doesn't have anything to do with the theme?
Jut want to be sure :3

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#67
Old 04-12-2009, 03:31 PM

Sure, I suppose something like that would work. Eggs are certainly connected to Easter.

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#68
Old 04-12-2009, 03:32 PM

That's what I meant with the question :3
But maybe I worded it in a strange way xD

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Old 04-12-2009, 04:26 PM

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username: Lanackse (dad told me this one though so credit to him)
Category: Jokes
Pun: So there are two chocolate rabbits sitting there face to face. Bob Has had his tail bitten off and Dylan has had his ears bitten off. Bob goes "my arse hurts" and Dynlan goes "what?"

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#70
Old 04-12-2009, 04:42 PM

Lanackse, that's a cute joke. I've seen a cartoon/comic about it. But I'm afraid that it isn't a pun!

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#71
Old 04-12-2009, 04:44 PM

oh well it was worth a shot. **slips out all embaressed and flushed**

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#72
Old 04-12-2009, 04:57 PM

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username:MirukuKuroNeko
Category:short story
Pun:i was walking down the street today and i came across a bunny. It had a very displeased look on it's face.
"Whats wrong little bunbun?Why are you angry?" i asked
The rabbit looked at me with a very disgusted look,
"Well how would you feel if you had to lay a million eggs in one day!DX"

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#73
Old 04-12-2009, 05:32 PM

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username: LemonWarlord
Category: Short Story
Pun: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more eggpected soubriquet, to suggest the eggcellence of this celebration.

The event is an eggnormously, eggstravagant, eggstravganza, eggtolling the egglectic encourager in eggstension of the egglesiastical eggsentiality of Easter. Everyone eagerly eggpecting epic event elements, eggstaticly and emulously eggcountering our eggceptional eggagements entertaining the eggcited entities. Everyone eggceedingly eggpects every eggtant eggcerpt to be an eggpediently enjoyable eggperience.

Evidently this eggstremely entertaining essay is eggceptionally eggcessive, so let me simply enunciate that it’s my eggtraordinarily good honour to meet you and you may call me E(aster).

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#74
Old 04-12-2009, 05:35 PM

'fess up, who invited V's cousin? :lol:

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#75
Old 04-12-2009, 05:48 PM

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username: nvs
Category: Short story
Pun: Meggie entered the room wearing leggings. When the dance teacher told her to beggin, she started dancing on reggae music. But suddenly she fell, because she negglected that the floor was irreggular. She almost broke her legg!

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Sorry for that pitiful attempt.

 


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