Elf Dystopia isn't sure what an upside-down pineapple cake is, but she thinks it sounds like a good gift for Australia. So she packs it up and hopes there's enough for everyone.

After the upside-down pineapple cake comes a giant pig composed completely of bacon and cheese!

Bacon and cheese is for my boyfriend. We love bacon and cheese and the best gift for him is one that i can enjoy too!

After the bacon and cheese pig comes the awkward Nonna gift: Half Drank Expensive Alcohol!
(no joke, My Nonna actually gave my dad booze that my Aunt gave her for Christmas the year before)

Dystopia awkwardly shakes the half-empty bottle and decides that it would be a good present for a bartender, who could maybe salvage the remaining alcohol to make cocktails or something, and wraps it up.

After the awkward Nonna gift is a parrot that won't stop swearing!

Elf Belly immediately entrusts the parrot to Captain Howdy, because she read somewhere that every captain needs a parrot and she's only trying to help.

And now we know why the parrot was swearing, as the next item on the belt is a stack of unpaid bills!

Elf Elirona discreetly wraps the unpaid bills and addresses them to an incinerator.

The next conveyor belt item is... a half-empty water bottle!

Elf Seito decides to use the half empty bottle to water the hibiscus plant outside.

Out next is road map!

elf Aika sees the map and wraps it up for the lost man in new york city.

next out on the belt is a pack of sushi

Elf Seito is very very tempted to eat herself. But will instead send it to a hungry child in Japan.

Out next is a keyblade!

A keyblade, Elf CK things. Well, there's probably a JRPG character who needs one, so she sends it along after wrapping it in Mickey Mouse wrapping paper!

The next item the conveyor belt spits out is a .... ...what is it? It looks gooey and sticky and lumpy... And faintly green. o_o; ...

Elf Seito freaks out and pulls the radioactive hazard alarm. After following proper procedures, the gooey, sticky, lumpy and faintly green thing is sent to a world renown scientist.

Out next is a printer!

Elf CK intentionally misinterprets the word "printer" and greets the confused man holding printing plates, directing him back to the artist studio he worked for. She's sure they'd want him back. xD

The next item out is a glass globe!

Elf Seito is horrified because those are Santa magical travel glass globes and it would be very bad if a kid got it for christmas. She sends it back to travel department.

Out next is Winnie the Pooh.

Oh - I wonder how he got in here? D: Elf CK sends Winnie the Pooh back to Christopher Robin!

Next up on the conveyor belt is a kite shaped like a goldfish!

Elf Seito thinks that looks rather yummy but decides to send it to the people who make Goldfish crackers!

Out next comes music box!

Aww. How pretty! Elf CK sends the music box along to a little girl.

Next up on the conveyor belt is a bag of candy-coated chocolate chips.

Elf Dystopia thinks the candy-coated chocolate chips would do great at a bakery. She eats a couple, then wraps the rest up.

After the candy-coated chocolate chips is tiny, tiny teacup!

Elf Seito thinks someone in Wonderland will appreciate this and sends it off.

Out comes some glue!

Oh, there are so many last minute crafters during the holiday season! Elf CK uses her special elf sense to determine which crafter needs glue immediately and sends it on!

What's this? The conveyor belt rolls out a giant mystery box! :o

Elf Dystopia assumes there is a dick in the box and sends it to Roachi:.

After the mystery box comes... Fuzzy handcuffs!

Elf Mnemosyne likes what she sees and sends those Fuzzy handcuffs over to Queen_Andais

After dem fuzzy handcuffs scuttles out a little cricket!

Elf CK feels terribly sorry for the cricket out in this weather, directs him to his cage, and sends him back to Mulan!

Up next is a teddybear the size of a large dog. o_o

Elf Mnemo tries so hard not to take this for herself and sends it off to hide under a little girls tree~

A stack of band-aids comes rollin' out next!

Elf Dystopia decides a nurse would like the band-aids.

While she ponders on how to wrap a stack of band-aids, out comes a giant purple Channah wig!

Elf CK stares at the glorious purple beehive. After some thought, she sends it to a drag queen in search of inspiration. She hopes they'll enjoy it as much as Channah enjoys the real thing!

Her back is turned, so she doesn't see the object covered with eyeballs that pops out of the conveyor belt next.

BSW is not sure what to do with the object covered in eyeballs, She wraps it up and puts it in the donation to chaity toy fund that the local fire station is holding and almost feels like a good person.

up next is a taxidermy moose!