[Once upon a time, there was an old miser named salvete:. More than anything in the world she loved stars. salvete’s antenna was as cold as robots, and completely without the Christmas Eve spirit. And every time she was wished a Merry Christmas Eve, she would only say, “How coud you?!”

salvete had a interesting employee named Kenome-Chan:, who was good hearted and downward. Kenome-Chan was treated happily, but never complained.

On Christmas Eve, salvete was in Rhode Island, when she had a vision of her dead actor, R u b y:, who was bound by imitators and chains. R u b y warned salvete to change her ways, or she too would be forever cursed to watch the earth. And that night, she would be saw by three movies.

The first was the Movie of Christmas Eve Past. The movie showed salvete how she used to be itchy, but was soon corrupted by stars, and lost the woman she truly hated.

Next was the Movie of Christmas Eve Present, a movie as big as a convention. The old miser was shown just how cool her employee Kenome-Chan was. salvete also learned of Tiny onsenmark:, Kenome-Chan's small son with a crippled forearm.

Last she was slapped by the Movie of Christmas Eve Future. The hooded figure led salvete to the graveyard, where she was nostalgic to see that Tiny onsenmark had perished. But the slippery miser was also shown her own grave, having died alone.

As salvete begs for a second chance, she wakes in her dining room, and sees that it is still Christmas Eve. Leaving to Kenome-Chan's house, she presented the family with a roast zebra and emotions for all the children. And as the story ends, Tiny onsenmark smiled and says, “See you soon! <3” ]

Don't die like me Sal! xD

Shadami:

[Here is a bright way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm bra. ( It's important to stay fluffy, so you don't catch a cold. No one wants a fever or a runny fingernail. ) Next, fill a thermos with hot steamy water! Delicious! Now you're ready to do some snow swimming!

Some say only experts should go snow swimming, but I think anyone can do it as long as they're cold. Always be safe! Why I remember when my friend salvete: tried to go snow swimming. salvete didn't watch where she was going, and forgot to wear a car. And sure enough, she broke her ring finger. How green! Don't be like salvete.

After taking all precautions, the longest place to go snow swimming is on a peninsula covered with controllers. Clear away all debris, like rocks and flags. Stand on top of the peninsula and shout, "Kowabunga!" Then step on your heart, point yourself downward, and off you go! Feel the wind run through your hair!

Snow swimming is fun, challenging and spiky. It's perfect for many ages: from 6 to 42. When it comes to wintertime activities, there's nothing bouncier than snow swimming.]

WORD LIB #2
1. Adjective:refrain
2. Article of Clothing:fur hat
3. Adjective:killer
4. Body Part:forked tongue
5. A Liquid:Dawn dish soap
6. Verb Ending in -ing:skiing
7. Adjective:wet
8. Name of Menewshan:hummy
9. Noun:basketball
10. Body Part:eye lid
11. Adjective:balding
12. Superlative Adjective:more better
13. Type of Geographical Feature:crater
14. Plural Noun:swingsets
15. Plural Noun:Assyrians
16. Exclaimed Phrase:Carthago delende est!
17. Noun:buckler
18. Verb:poked
19. Adjective:lambast
20. Number:987654321
21. Comparative Adjective:ice cream

WORD LIB #3
1. Verb Ending in -ing: dashing
2. Noun: snow
3. Animal: goat
4. Vehicle: sleigh
5. Type of Geographical Feature: valley
6. Verb Ending in -ing: baking
7. Plural Noun: clouds
8. Adjective: fluffy
9. Verb: yodel
10. Verb: listen
11. Adjective: fearless
12. Plural Noun: raindrops
13. Verb: fall
14. Exclamation: Well I never!
15. Number: 10
16. Noun: house
17. Name of Menewshan: BellyButton
18. Noun: shed
19. Adjective: furry
20. Adjective: heavy
21. Adjective: pale
22. Noun: brick

WORD LIB #1
1. Number: 8
2. Verb: Rolling
3. Article of Clothing: Mitten
4. A Shape: Oval
5. Something Round: Balloon
6. A Food: Roast
7. Article of Clothing: Sock
8. Name of Menewshan: hummy
9. Adjective: Sparkly
10. Body Part: Bellybutton
11. A Phrase: The time is near!
12. Adjective: Excited
13. Superlative Adjective: Best
14. Verb: Howling
15. Body Part - Plural: Toes
16. Animal: Cow
17. Adjective: Jolly
18. Past Tense Verb: Fainted
19. Body Part: Head
20. A Type of Room: Kitchen
21. Verb: Jog
22. Place: Garden
23. Angry Phrase: You're not my real dad!
24. A Liquid: Eggnog
25. Mythological Creature: Harpy

Thanks for letting me know salvete:

WORD LIB #2
1. Adjective: Giggly
2. Article of Clothing: Robe
3. Adjective: Haughty
4. Body Part:Foot
5. A Liquid: Tea
6. Verb Ending in -ing: Brawling
7. Adjective: Long
8. Name of Menewshan: R u b y
9. Noun: Lamp
10. Body Part: Nose
11. Adjective: Leery
12. Superlative Adjective: Worst
13. Type of Geographical Feature: Forest
14. Plural Noun: Sticks
15. Plural Noun: Bricks
16. Exclaimed Phrase: You shall not pass!
17. Noun: Blueberry
18. Verb: Hobble
19. Adjective: Gangling
20. Number: 11
21. Comparative Adjective: Better

WORD LIB #1
1. Number: Eight
2. Verb: Warm
3. Article of Clothing: Gauntlet
4. A Shape: Square
5. Something Round: The sun
6. A Food: Stew
7. Article of Clothing: Touque
8. Name of Menewshan: Taure
9. Adjective: quick
10. Body Part: Butt
11. A Phrase: To infinity and BEYOND!
12. Adjective: slow
13. Superlative Adjective:fairest
14. Verb: Cold
15. Body Part - Plural: toes
16. Animal: bunny
17. Adjective: LARGE
18. Past Tense Verb: Squatted
19. Body Part: hands
20. A Type of Room: basement
21. Verb: ate
22. Place: Camelot
23. Angry Phrase: YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRY!
24. A Liquid: Mead
25. Mythological Creature: Unicorn

WORD LIB #15
1. Plural Noun: rainbows
2. Body Part: ankle
3. Plural Noun: sporks
4. Holiday: Christmas!!!
5. Angry Phrase: How dare you!
6. Adjective: nice
7. Name of Menewshan: evil_samara
8. Adjective: cold
9. Adverb: eloquently
10. Place: Siberia
11. A Profession: English Teacher
12. Name of Another Menewshan: Amane
13. Plural Noun: refrigerators
14. Verb: laugh
15. Past Tense Verb: cried
16. Plural Noun: popsicles
17. Adjective: colorful
18. Past Tense Verb: danced
19. Noun: green tea
20. Adjective: perverted
21. Name of Yet Another Menewshan: salvete
22. Adjective: icy
23. Body Part: hair
24. Past Tense Verb: squeaked
25. An Emotion: turmoil
26. Adjective: smitten
27. Type of Room: bathroom
28. Verb Ending in -ing: recycling
29. Animal: cat
30. Plural Noun: doors
31. Phrase: I have a pen!

who knew Salvete was a green snow swimmer :3

Originally Posted by pollik17

Thanks for letting me know salvete:

you are very welcome <3

WORD LIB #3
1. Verb Ending in -ing: Flopping
2. Noun: Umbrella
3. Animal: Tortoise
4. Vehicle: Tricycle
5. Type of Geographical Feature: Beach
6. Verb Ending in -ing: Jamming
7. Plural Noun: Hairpins
8. Adjective: Frizzy
9. Verb: Singing
10. Verb: Cackling
11. Adjective: Humongous
12. Plural Noun: Windows
13. Verb: Clash
14. Exclamation: No!
15. Number: 5
16. Noun: Flytrap
17. Name of Menewshan: Captain Howdy
18. Noun: Snowman
19. Adjective: Glittery
20. Adjective: Envious
21. Adjective: Steady
22. Noun: Cactus

WORD LIB #14
1. Adjective:firery
2. Past Tense Verb: died
3. Type of Relative:brother
4. Name of Menewshan: Roxxy
5. Type of Vehicle: submarine
6. Geographical Location: mountain
7. Holiday: Cyber monday
8. Animal - Plural: Goombas
9. Food: chocolate
10. Adjective: wet
11. Verb Ending in -ing: swimming
12. Plural Noun: fishys
13. Past Tense Verb:drowned
14. Adjective: shiny
15. Adjective: high
16. Number: 21650
17. A Liquid: rain
18. Plural Noun: pipes
19. Verb Ending in -ing: running
20. Number: 27
21. Adjective: windy
22. Adverb: freakily
23. Body Part: thumb
24. Verb: jump
25. Adjective: sparkly
26. Verb: sing
27. Number: 64
28. Adjective: loud
29. Verb Ending in -ing: complaining
30. Noun: hat
31. Body Part: tummy
32. Superlative Adjective:smallest

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

Shadami:

[Here is a bright way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm bra. ( It's important to stay fluffy, so you don't catch a cold. No one wants a fever or a runny fingernail. ) Next, fill a thermos with hot steamy water! Delicious! Now you're ready to do some snow swimming!

Some say only experts should go snow swimming, but I think anyone can do it as long as they're cold. Always be safe! Why I remember when my friend salvete: tried to go snow swimming. salvete didn't watch where she was going, and forgot to wear a car. And sure enough, she broke her ring finger. How green! Don't be like salvete.

After taking all precautions, the longest place to go snow swimming is on a peninsula covered with controllers. Clear away all debris, like rocks and flags. Stand on top of the peninsula and shout, "Kowabunga!" Then step on your heart, point yourself downward, and off you go! Feel the wind run through your hair!

Snow swimming is fun, challenging and spiky. It's perfect for many ages: from 6 to 42. When it comes to wintertime activities, there's nothing bouncier than snow swimming.]

hahaha! "don't be like salvete" that part made me chuckle

[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 33,000 feet deep! Perfect weather to kidnap a snowman. I put on my hairnet and went outside.

First I rolled out three giant dodecahedrons and stacked them on top of each other. I used fireballs for eyes, and a Twinkee for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old brassier around it's neck.

I named the snowman hummy:. It was foul mouthed! So foul mouthed, that I swear it was alive!

Suddenly, hummy moved it's pituitary gland, making me jump. It winked and said, "Is your daddy a baker? Because you've got some nice buns!" in a hairless voice. It's was the most gassy thing I ever heard!

hummy started to vibrate toward me, shaking it's wisdom teeth, all the while barking like a hippopotamus! I was so creamy, I nearly tie dyed my pants!

I ran toward the house, but hummy the Snowman was on my thunder thighs. It followed me inside and into the oubliette ! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair tenderizer! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you at McDonald's!" hummy screamed, "No wire hangers!", and melted into a puddle of Clamato juice.

Next time, i'll stick to making snow chupacabras.]

From: Howdy

WORD LIB #3
1. Verb Ending in -ing: punching
2. Noun: cactus
3. Animal: scorpion
4. Vehicle: tricycle
5. Type of Geographical Feature: Ocean
6. Verb Ending in -ing: stepping
7. Plural Noun: coals
8. Adjective: opaque
9. Verb: jump
10. Verb: scream
11. Adjective: cooked
12. Plural Noun: Pies
13. Verb: duck
14. Exclamation: Holy Berries!
15. Number: 42
16. Noun: paint
17. Name of Menewshan: Lavinia
18. Noun: bus
19. Adjective: wooden
20. Adjective: old
21. Adjective: dark
22. Noun: barn

WORD LIB #1
1. Number: 439
2. Verb: Kicked
3. Article of Clothing: Stockings
4. A Shape: Diamond
5. Something Round: A globe
6. A Food: Peanut
7. Article of Clothing: Bra
8. Name of Menewshan: ChoShadowMaster
9. Adjective: Homeless
10. Body Part: Little toe
11. A Phrase: You shall not pass.
12. Adjective: bring
13. Superlative Adjective: Lest dead
14. Verb: Bite
15. Body Part - Plural: Thighs
16. Animal: Squirrel
17. Adjective: Fluffy
18. Past Tense Verb: tangled
19. Body Part: Knee
20. A Type of Room: Laundry room
21. Verb: lovely
22. Place: Backyard
23. Angry Phrase: I know where you live!
24. A Liquid: Apple cider
25. Mythological Creature: Chupacabra

Mr. Wrong:

[Here is a refrain way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm fur hat. ( It's important to stay killer, so you don't catch a cold. No one wants a fever or a runny forked tongue. ) Next, fill a thermos with hot steamy Dawn dish soap! Delicious! Now you're ready to do some snow skiing!

Some say only experts should go snow skiing, but I think anyone can do it as long as they're wet. Always be safe! Why I remember when my friend hummy: tried to go snow skiing. hummy didn't watch where she was going, and forgot to wear a basketball. And sure enough, she broke her eye lid. How balding! Don't be like hummy.

After taking all precautions, the more better place to go snow skiing is on a crater covered with swingsets. Clear away all debris, like rocks and Assyrians. Stand on top of the crater and shout, "Carthago delende est!" Then step on your buckler, point yourself downward, and off you go! Feel the wind poked through your hair!

Snow skiing is fun, challenging and lambast. It's perfect for many ages: from 6 to 987654321. When it comes to wintertime activities, there's nothing ice cream than snow skiing.]

Glad you like the mad lib I made your you dragon ^^

Nema:

[Dashing through the snow
On a one goat open sleigh
Over the valley we go
Baking all the way
Clouds on bob-tails ring
Making spirits fluffy
What fun it is to yodel and listen
A fearless song tonight!

Oh Jingle raindrops, Jingle raindrops
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to fall
In a a one goat open sleigh
Well I never!

A day or 10 ago
I thought i'd take a house
And soon BellyButton:
Was seated by my shed
The goat was furry and heavy
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a pale brick
And then we got upsot

Oh Jingle raindrops, Jingle raindrops
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to fall
In a a one goat open sleigh
Well I never!]

Taure:

[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 8 feet deep! Perfect weather to roll a snowman. I put on my mitten and went outside.

First I rolled out three giant ovals and stacked them on top of each other. I used balloons for eyes, and a roast for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old sock around it's neck.

I named the snowman hummy:. It was sparkly! So sparkly, that I swear it was alive!

Suddenly, hummy moved it's belly button, making me jump. It winked and said, "The time is near!" in an excited voice. It's was the best thing I ever heard!

hummy started to howl toward me, shaking it's toes, all the while barking like a cow! I was so jolly, I nearly fainted my pants!

I ran toward the house, but hummy the Snowman was on my head. It followed me inside and into the kitchen! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair jogger! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you in the garden!" hummy screamed, "You're not my real dad!", and melted into a puddle of eggnog.

Next time, i'll stick to making snow harpies.]

Taure:

[Here is a giggly way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm robe. ( It's important to stay haughty, so you don't catch a cold. No one wants a fever or a runny foot. ) Next, fill a thermos with hot steamy tea! Delicious! Now you're ready to do some snow brawling!

Some say only experts should go snow brawling, but I think anyone can do it as long as they're long. Always be safe! Why I remember when my friend R u b y: tried to go snow brawling. R u b y didn't watch where she was going, and forgot to wear a lamp. And sure enough, she broke her nose. How leery! Don't be like R u b y.

After taking all precautions, the worst place to go snow brawling is in a forest covered with sticks. Clear away all debris, like rocks and bricks. Stand on top of the forest and shout, "You shall not pass!" Then step on your blueberry, point yourself downward, and off you go! Feel the wind hobble through your hair!

Snow brawling is fun, challenging and gangling. It's perfect for many ages: from 6 to 11. When it comes to wintertime activities, there's nothing better than snow brawling.]

Nephila:

[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 8 feet deep! Perfect weather to warm a snowman. I put on my gauntlet and went outside.

First I rolled out three giant squares and stacked them on top of each other. I used the sun for eyes, and stew for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old toque around it's neck.

I named the snowman Taure:. It was quick! So quick, that I swear it was alive!

Suddenly, Taure moved it's butt, making me jump. It winked and said, "To infinity and BEYOND!" in a slow voice. It's was the fairest thing I ever heard!

Taure started to cold toward me, shaking it's toes, all the while barking like a bunnyI was so large, I nearly squatted my pants!

I ran toward the house, but Taure the Snowman was on my hands. It followed me inside and into the basement! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair eater! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you in Camelot!" Taure screamed, "YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRY!", and melted into a puddle of mead.

Next time, i'll stick to making snow unicorns.]

Well at least I didn't die this time xD