Welcome to Le Noir Sushi Bar! This place has called many people to its brightly lit rooms and its wonderful cuisine. Now, before you leave let me tell you that this is not all that we have to offer you. Our services span far and wide; if you can find them that is. Le Noir doubles as a hotel and your stuff is already here. You didn’t know you were staying? Oh, well let’s just say we’ve been expecting you. Now, it is two to a room so you better behave yourself, you hear me?
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Now please, make yourself comfortable. In each room there is a phone and a directory. If you ever find yourself in need of anything, anything at all do not hesitate to use it. Of course our lounge is open 3 in the morning, at which point it and the night club are closed.
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Of course that does not mean that all of our services are closed at that point. Oh no, far from it actually. Those are just closed so they can be cleaned and serviced. The lounge will open again at 5 in the morning, the night club obviously not until the next night.
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You are asking as to what services we offer? Well that my friend is something that you will have to figure out on your own. You may explore as you wish, but you must, under all costs obey the employee and staff only signs. These are there for your protection and comfort. Please look around as you will and use us to fulfill whatever needs you need tending to. Come find out how so many have gone missing for so long. Be sure to heed the rules and if you need a map one has been placed in every room. Now, before I wear you all out let me say this once again before allowing you to get settled in. Welcome, to Le Noir Sushi Bar!