Lets play a game!
It's an RPG!
Its the Steam Punk Zombie Apocalypse! What are you going to do?!
After this post I will be a zombie, stumbling around trying to eat your sweet, sweet brain meats. You must defend yourself!


Zombie Rules
1) You can only be a zombie if I bite you! Other zombies cannot make you into a zombie unless I make them a member of my zombie staff! If you want to be a zombie staff you have to post here A LOT.

2)Zombies are dead, and thus cannot die. Human can level as much damage upon them as they want, even if there is only a finger left it will still crawl around in search of meat.

3)If a zombie is rendered to nothing but a few bits, the Lead Zombie (that's me!) can swallow the bits and the poor zombie will grow back into a fully formed undead horror.

5)Zombies are clumsy and slow unless they are worked into a rage. Things that work zombies into a rage include being attacked repeatedly, and the scent of a fresh wound.

6)Human may defend themselves in any means at all.

7)The only way to truly stop a zombie is to Cure it. Only the Curer can do that. Currently there is no Curer. >D

8) If you leave without saying whether or not your character has managed to find someplace safe they will be hunted by the other characters. That means if you're human, and you log off in the middle of a fight you may come back to find yourself a zombie or just dead. If you're a zombie you may come back to find yourself chopped up into little pieces!


I will also be giving out Gears, Flowers, and Spanners at random!

Edit: I should probably specify that this is a kind of casual, mass rpg. Haha, I totally wasn't clear about that. XD
EditEdit: To avoid having to actually officially kill off anyone, I'm going to appoint someone as a Curer. Basically that person has the cure to the zombie virus, and can make a zombie human again. That way the number of humans vs zombies can remain fairly equal. Right now there aren't many zombies so there isn't a curer yet.


Zombies
Lead Zombie: hrairoo *can turn humans into zombies*
Zombie Drone: nekokid *can turn humans into zombies*
Zombie Drone: mathwl1020
Zombie Drone: Xx_IwIshIwasafIsh_xX *Being regenerated inside Lead Zombie*


Curers
None

Lets the chaos begin! :yumeh1:

So how do I defend myself?

Anyway you can! Shoot, throw stuff, run in circles. It doesn't really matter as long as you don't get eaten!

*shuffles toward The Roze, intent on eating her brains*

OK, sure. I'm not going to get my brains eaten!
*runs away and tries to disguise self as a lamppost*

*Looks around confused*

Brainzz..?

*Knows there are brains somewhere near by, and starts breaking things to find them*

(Plops a mushroom on the ground to spew out squishy violet bubble-fumes) Fufufu, here's to you, begone zombies! (... strains of "there's a zombie on my lawn..." playing in the background...)

*thinks it's now safe to stop pretending to be a lamppost and goes off to have a picnic*

*Writhes in the purple fumes for a moment*

BRAAAAINZ!!

*Stumbles in Genji's general direction, but is distracted by Roze abandoning her disguise*

BRAINZ!

Whoopsies!
*reaches for any kind of weapon to defend self with and ends up holding a spoon*
Back, foul creature! I possess the Spoon of Truth which shall annihilate you!!!!
*realises this won't work and runs away*

BRAINZ~<3

*Follows as quickly as a zombie can*

((Read any good zombie books lately? I just finished Brains: A Zombie Memoir. It was great XD ))

*throws garlic*

Begone evil creature!!!

Wait... that's wrong isn't it? Oh, crap...

*Ignores garlic and grabs shinigamikarasu's arm, ready to take a big bite*

I WILL SAVE YOU!!!
*hits hrairoo on the back of the head with a hammer*

*stumbles back*

Thanks Roze! :)

*pulls out wrench to get ready for next attack*

*gnaws on the hammer*

Nombrainz~

*reaches for Roze*

*takes a swing at hrairoo's head*

*walks up and draws dual katanas. one from my back, the other from my waist*
lets see what you zombies do against this, beotch!

...hmmmm *adjust goggles* a zombie....

*slashes one katana at the zombie's legs*
I WILL KILL ZHE ZOMBIE!

*puts up hand* hold....i want to see what she dose *makes sound* come her zombie

*Vaguely registers the blow from shinigamikarasu*

Hrrrrmmm...

*Still chewing on the hammer, her attention is drawn to nekokid*

Brrrrrnnnzzzz..!

*Reaches clumsily for the new source of brains with the hammer caught in her mouth*

*uses shovle to hold her back* dang they are not very brite are they

*Spits out the hammer, offended but not sure why exactly*

BRAINZ!

*Tries to get around the shovel*

((Man no wonder zombie movie always involve hordes, one by itself is a joke! I need to make more zombies. >D ))

*walks in with several pistols in holsters* Ok. Who let the zombies out?

haha stuipe zombie! * shovel falls out of hand and drops to floor* crap! *tries to get shovel