@Cricket: It must be really out of date then since I've been on staff since Oct. 07. XD

@Omi: Yay, Omi-mommy! <3 Or daddy? I'm confused! D8;

I think Love was referencing an out of date list when making her own list.

Omi: You can only adopt Ferra if you adopt me too. ><;;

*sits in corner*

*nods* Yes, we come in pairs. 8D Daddy~

Oh. >: \ Deal's off. -abandons Ferra in a cardboard box-

Oh wait, I think I have enough room in my cabinet for one more human body. Awesome! Deal's back on, guuuuurls~!

Can I be CK's sex slave?

*Sings "Like a Virgin"*

"Touched for the very first time"

(Well, not by CK.)

*covers eyes and ears*

Nuuu, tis indecent!

Yeah - I've always loved having delicious boys in my harem! Up until now, they've all been fictional (as boyfriends have been elevated to the status of 'consort'), so hell ya, I'll take ya on, Rando!

Join the ranks with Lord Darcy, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Batman, and so forth. You will be my Untouchable. The one who is too beautiful to do more than marvel at.

Yays!

*Dances like a porn star*

Can I have children?! Please! I'd take Cricket as my child. I'd give Cricket Jesus juice everyday so Cricket can get big and strong. *3* COME TO MOMMY!! -grabby hands-

Cricket must also accept that mommy may have man pieces on occasion. The lure of glistening moobs is something I can not resist. D:

I LOVE Jesus Juice/Sangria!

Come child. There is plenty for all. See what a good mother I would be! >3 -gives Rando a sippy cup of Jesus juice-

I'm 20, better give me a gallon.

D: I...I can't sing you lullabies that will horrify and keep you awake the entire night. :cry:
-sends a gallon Rando's way- My son has become a man! T.T

:XD The staff here are nuts (in the nice way) it makes me feel so at home. :P

Lol, I concur.
:heart:

...Oh wow. XD

*puts self up for adoption*
:lol:

I don't know how ferra got off the list. :/

I readded you ferra. Sorry about that.

Originally Posted by Snowflower

Can I have children?! Please! I'd take Cricket as my child. I'd give Cricket Jesus juice everyday so Cricket can get big and strong. *3* COME TO MOMMY!! -grabby hands-

Cricket must also accept that mommy may have man pieces on occasion. The lure of glistening moobs is something I can not resist. D:

I totally didn't see this post until today. Wow. You're nuts.

I'll totally be your kid. Now give me my damn Jesus juice! :illgetu: <3

@[L]ove[H]ate: No worries, I was only joking anyways. XD

It's still pretty inaccurate though. :sweat: There are many people on your list who are no longer on staff and haven't been for quite some time. I wouldn't say you need to rush to fix it, but here's the list that the staff keeps updated so you can compare.

Hehe. I love what Snow said. It was epic win. -Put it in signature, or at least as much of it that would fit-

Lulz.

Everytime I come here this has gone almost nowhere. Don't take that the wrong way.

I fully support this. :insane:

Well, if you support it, than maybe you should help out more? XP

My bad my bad, I will help. Are ya'll in need of the... I'm not sure if I can say this... bah I'll say it anyway...

GOLD?

*HUMONGOUS HOARD OF BEGGERS FLOOD MOTI'S INBOX*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But seriously do ya'll need gold or something? Or just tell me how I can help and I'll try my best. I may act like a bafoon but I'm more cooler than that. PHO SHO! :P

Haha.
Nice name first of all.
And there are no beggers in mene... At least, we usually weed them out.
>D
*gets out shovel*