Howdy's "I Gots My Fan" Mystery Contest! ;D

Bonjour mes amis! ;P And welcome to my contest thread. I am holding this to celebrate me getting my Oriental Fan after questing for so long. It was a hard and treacherous road with sadness and heart ache around every corner. Yes, an eternity I waited, but finally, at long last, my perseverance paid off. ... ... Okay, it was a little more than a month and a half. Ya got me. But hey... don't complain. You're getting free gold outta this.

Last time I held a TV trivia contest when I bought my Pudao of Time. And much fun was had by all. Okay, some. ... This time we will be having a mini mystery contest. Oh fancy! But I was far too lazy to make up my own mysteries, so they are taken from a book. Which I will refrain from saying the title right now so you don't look it up. :B

How to Play:
I am hoping for at least 3 players.

I will present a mini mystery. Then there will be a round of guessing. If no one guesses correctly, then I will give you a clue. And then another round of guessing. This will continue until someone guesses correctly. Note: Only one guess per post and one guess per round. The first person to guess correctly will receive 1 point. If no one guesses correctly by the last clue, then we will move on to the next mystery.

There will be ten mysteries. At the end, whoever has the most points will receive 500g. Second place will get 300g. And third place will get 200g.

I'm putting you all on the honor system. This is all for fun and games. If you are familiar with these questions and their answers, please allow others to play.

~WINNERS~
First: Knerd
Second: Eroy
Third: Seito

-pops up-
I'm here for now.
Hopefully my little bro's not really going to kick me off in two minutes.
I'm prepared to whine. I'm trying to relax. =_=

-climbs onto Howdy's back-

Huzzah! Now I need at least two more people.

*goes to recruit participants*

-kicks kita- >D

i be heere first xD

Come now. You must want to vie for my sexy, sexy gold!

KittyK:: -peeks over Sweet n Sour's shoulder-
Not from where I'm standing. Er....piggybacking. xD

Howdy:: I invited a couple more people.
I think my little brother is going to be mean and kick me off, so, I think I have to go. ._.

God, I saw the PM, and the first thing I thought was 'He's a mod. What did I doooo?!'

But yea, then I opened it. xD

Super congrats on your fan!

@Ithir ~ Oh... do I inspire fear now? Sorry 'bout that.

And thank you. ... Will you be playing?

edit: @Kita ~ :gonk: Ahhh...

Well, obviously you do inspire fear. The only time a mod PMs me is when I ask something of them first, so I was confused.

And sure, I'll give it a try.

I'm here! xD Well for about an hour or so...xO

Hey guys!

I'll pop on and off and try to participate in some of the mysteries.

Yeah, Howdy. XD You'll find that sending a PM to anyone after you've received staff status means people'll worry they did something wrong or something is wrong. XD (I admit to sometimes getting that twitch when I get PMs from staff members that I didn't expect. XD)

I'll play! :heart:

Okily dokily.

Bear with me though. Since kita had to leave, i'm still scouting for players. When we have at least three, we'll start.

edit: Horray! We'll begin. Let me prepare the first mystery!

edit PART TWO: Does everyone understand how to play?

I always twitch when I get a pm, no matter who it's from. I just get that thought of "Uh oh, what happened? What do I need to take care of? Is everything okay?!"

Edit: Yep, I think I understand how to play. If I don't, I'll figure it out soon enough...

Yeah it's just a mystery right? You have to figure it out?

~MYSTERY ONE~

A bald male opens his eyes and finds himself naked in a small room full of people he doesn't recoginze. A female grabs him and starts to hit him before before he can utter a word. He is shocked and bursts into tears.

MYSTERY: Who is the male and who is the female?

Baby and a doctor?

*rolls in*

mysteries huh? xD *fails at mysteries*

:O Oh... fast.

1 point to Knerd!

Seito: Sorry t' hear that. :(

Aw, damn! Knerd got to it first. XD

xD I'll stick around to chat though. xD <3

She are a fast one. ;D

~MYSTERY TWO~

A well known man has plotted the deaths of well over a hundred people, many of who were royalty. Some survived, but many did not. The man is famous the world over for what he’s done… yet he’s never been tried by a court of law.

Who are the man’s two most famous victims and what is the man’s name?

Hurrah! :XD

Edit: No clue.

-points dramatically at seito-
I GOT ONE! :O

Howdy:: -climbs down off your back-
He's making me leave. :gonk:
-sniffles-
-walks slowly out of thread, dragging her feet and kicking random cans-

I have no idea what number two is. xO