Slaine: *tries to gauge her love of babies against how much she hates Doriki and her not wanting him to reproduce*

Doriki: *flees before Slaine can decide*

Slaine: *idea* 8D *drags Doriki back* Doriki. Dear. You like one night stands, correct?

Doriki: Whut? o_o I never said that.

Slaine: ...Okay, well Lathy said you've have a one night stand before. So that's like the same thing. Merlotta, would you like to have a one night stand with Doriki?

Merlotta: Mmmmm pretty much, yeah.

Slaine: Okay! So you guys have a one night stand, and then Merlotta can have a baby and give it to me. 8D And I'll teach it to... not act like you. BABY FOR SLAINE.

Max: *Grabs for Rommy's hand and is bringing it down to kiss the back when he's tackled by Lath* Oof. O_O Evening ladies. =)

That's an interesting idea, Slaine. But what if Merlotta's not interested?

Doriki: That is NOT that same thing. And I thought Merlotta didn't want children.

Evening, Max! :D *huggles*

Merlotta: I hate babies! D<

Slaine: ...D: omgno

*giggles* Oh, Max is a nice man! Not mean like Doriki! :D

Doriki: See, Slaine. You're plan won't work.

He is! :D *has taken an instant liking to Max*

Aken: :3 He's a gentleman like me.

You are rather a gentleman, Aken. XD Just with out the kissing of the hands.

Slaine: *punches Doriki out of spite*

Merlotta: Don't ruin his face! D<

*jump hugs Aken*

Doriki: fucking- OW.

Aken: Yay hugs! :D *hugs* ... *falls over*

Max: O_O *voice gets louder and higher pitched* Rose, help me! I've got fangirls now! D8

Uh, why would I do that, Max? Don't you understand? You've got the classic talk, dark and handsome looks, as well as being a gentleman. Why wouldn't you have fangirls?

Max: I only have dark hair because I dye it! You know I got those crazy hair genes from Mother! What kind of man has pink, pink hair?!?!

*clings to Aken* ILU

Slaine: *laughs at Doriki*

Merlotta: Kirechk or Iru! Healer boys! *points at Doriki* FIX. D<

Fangirl? Max, I generally treat all people I like in this manner. :P

Max; ... Marluxia has pink hair. XD Though I'm convinced that he's a she in denial. Besides, you're nice. :< *hugs* Why wouldn't we like you?

Aken: D'awww! :D *pets Rommy*

Kirechk: D: Fiiiine. *heals Doriki*

I actually heard a rumor that Marluxia's other was a woman. XD

*wags tail at Aken*

Merlotta: *supicious* Did you do a good job?

PFFFT. XD That'd explain a lot, actually.
... I have a friend who wouldn't play Re:CoM because Marluxia's voice wasn't gay enough for her. XD

Kirechk: Why wouldn't I? D< He may be a jerk, but he's my brother.

Max: Well, alright, I guess. But it's not normal to have pink hair where I live. =( Though, I often swear that Mother dyed her hair so much it permanently turned pink. XP Thus leaving me to inherit her altered hair genetics. As for why you wouldn't like me? Uh, I'm a strange stranger?

He doesn't really know that people can be fangirlish, or just so happy to know people, Rommy. You'll have to forgive him that. He's still a bit shy and unsure.

Max: Shy? I'm not shy!

Nice! XDDD Hehe, that's really funny! :'D

Merlotta: Because if I could heal and one of my relatives got hurt I would not heal them right on purpose. Unless it was Alice or my mom.

Hassika: OMG Merlolo, you wouldn't heal me!?

Merlotta: NO YOU STUPID WHORE

Hassika: Oh you are so mean, Merlolo! *flits uselessly about the thread with her large chest and small waist that probably isn't actually anatomically possible but for shapeshifting and also a titanium spine*

Max- He'll get used to us, no? :D

Max; Aww~ X3 You're so cute when you're flustered. Like Trovet. *pats*

Kirechk: D: Well... I do.

Aken: Mostly because Doriki is actually so protective of him, despite how he acts~ ;D

Doriki: Shut it, you. D<

Hassika: Why can't you be secretly nice like them, Merlolo?

Merlotta: Why can't you make your boobs smaller and your brain larger, Harlot?

Hassika: OMG *cries*

LOL. XD Merlotta, I dunno if I should be laughing or scolding.

Doriki: .... I don't know whether to say she was asking for it or to shut my mouth and not say anything.

Bit late for that, dip. :B

Doriki: *hides*

Yeah, Max will warm up in no time.
Well, if you're not shy Max, then what would you call it? Hm?

Max: I'm reserved. That's what it is. *nods* Um, thank you, Miss Lathrine. =)

Merlotta: She was asking for it.

Hassika: Meanie!

Merlotta: Slut!

Hassika: Oooooh, I am telling!

Merlotta: Telling who? No one likes you!

Hassika: *bawls* *latches onto D'iala and sobs into his chest*

...That's awkward. o_o;

Nawww~ :D Very welcome, you goof~ :heart: *hugs*

Doriki: This is awkward. Why me? D<

Doriki, you aren't the one who has to deal with the awkward, D'iala is! D< Pay attention! D<

I beleive you, Max! :D Of course you aren't shy. Just reserved. *nods*