XD Someone made a comment to a chatspeak user who kept trying to pass it off as his 'typing style' that I believe I shall be quoting until the end of time.

English, thine defiler of mothers. Dost thou speak it?

Edit;

It's Margaret! And if you try to call me Maggie, Peggy, Margie, Marg, Margie, Mags, or Margo, I will throw a whale at you and it will crush all of your bones and you will die a lot.

:insane:

*snort* Oh, sometimes I love people. :'D

People can be pretty awesome sometimes. :'D

I love that second one, I just saw the edit. :'D

One of my best friends has a mom named Margaret. When her mom and dad first met, she was a waitress and he saw her nametag, so he said, "Oh, Maggie?"
And she replied, "No. It's Margaret."
That story makes me smile. c:

The thing that got me with the second one was the "and you will die a lot." :'D Kinda like one epic guy that got over a nasty case of shot-in-the-face. XD I love little things like that.

That story makes me smile too. c:

Yes, I like that last bit, too. :'D

...Oh my god, Nami and D'iala AREN'T the only couple that make pancakes romantic! Her parents make them romantic too, because on that day, he ordered blueberry pancakes! :'D
...Also, this is gonna sound REALLY WEIRD, but when you mention your parents, I always imagine the two of them to look like said friend's parents. o_o; I don't know why. They just seem like that's how they should look.

:'D! I never really thought pancakes could be romantic- I stand corrected multiple times! x3
Mm, doesn't sound all that weird to me. o:

Evening, ladies! =)

Well, I've gotten my kittens upstairs in my room, and right now the other two older cats aren't liking them truly, but it was the same way when they came in themselves. =)

Kittens? Max got kittens? What exactly did I miss last night? D:

I'm not sure if I spoke of at least one kitten I've seen or heard around my workplace on Monday. Well, Tuesday, I heard another one, and found out yesterday that there were in fact two kittens in the lot yard at work. I felt really bad, and with the help of a couple of the guys I work with, I was able to grab both kittens, and brought them home last night. The main problem, aside from them being stray, is that they are only a few weeks old, at the oldest. So, in addition to getting them used to human contact, I've got to make sure that they are getting a good amount of nutrients that they need. Which likely means that I'll be doing some shopping for the little ones this weekend. =)

Awww~! :heart: That was so nice of you, Max. :'3 Giving the cute little kitties a home~

Oh, Max, that's wonderful! You'll have to keep us updated on the two of them. :) My friend's mom rescued a kitten left outside the nursing home she worked at, and he was so young that they had to feed him from an eye-dropper. Are they that small, or a little bit older?

They are perhaps two or three weeks old, a month at the oldest, we think. When they curl up into a ball, they are about the size of a softball, the nearest I can compare them to in size. =) We've fed them some wet food, and have tried to get them to drink some milk from a saucer, though I've also used a medicine syringe to give them milk out of. It's the kind where you use for liquid pet meds. =) They seem to do pretty well, though I'll definitely see how they do this weekend, when I'll be with them for longer periods. =)

I know for sure, though, that they like to cuddle, not only with each other, but with me especially. =D Of course, it may be just because I'm warm, though that doesn't explain why they stole my tennis shoes, except that they are enclosed, and are a small space built against the large world that scares them. XD

Awwwwwww, they sound so adorable! <3 Do you intend to keep them as they get older, or find home for them?

So... small enough to fit in the palm of your hand? :'D That's the size Gypsy was when we got her. Tiny, tiny thing she was.

:heart: Absolutely adorable! X3

I'm hoping to keep them. I think they intend to keep me, though, because they like to cuddle with me, and they come to me when I greet them, even after just one day. XD

Yes, most certainly small enough to fit in the palm of my hand. Though hopefully they'll start to get some weight on now that they have a shelter of their own, and they'll start growing, and get acclimated to living inside. =)

Max, you're keeping them now you realize- they've already come to see you as their human and before you know it you'll be waiting on the whims of the kittens. ;D It's not a matter of whether you keep them, it's a matter of whether they keep you. :'D

Oh, don't I know it, already! XD Heck, I knew just trying to think of names for them, that I'm keeping them. XP Plus, I think at least the male wanted to keep me, before I even got ahold of his sister. Which was a good little while before I even left to come home. Now, he's got ahold of my old pair of sneakers I wore yesterday, and he's taking to crawling in my lap whenever I'm around. =D Though, I think I already am waiting on their whims, and it's only been just over a day! XD

Being chased off to bed! :gonk: Do keep us updated on the kittens, Max. c:

Max- That's so sweet! It sounds like they've made themselves right at home. :)

G'night, Lathy! =)

Yup! Earlier I even moved them up to my room, and introduced them to two of my other cats. Of course, it wasn't love at first sight, but I hope that they're getting along well. I'll certainly keep you guys updated on the kittens, that's for sure, and since I've been getting other requests, I'll try to take pictures of them between tonight and tomorrow and post them up. =)

Goodnight, Lathy Lath! :gonk:

Oh no! Well, I hope they get along well as time goes on, cats can be awfully mean when they don't like one another... And yay, pictures!

They should as time goes on. It's usually this way with newcomer cats in the house. The oldbies couldn't seem to like the newbies less, but they eventually chill out, and get to like each other. =)

I certainly hope so! It sounds like you'll have a big ol' happy family of cats. :)

Gypsy's never actually gotten use to Grace. xD; Our mistake, though- her breed of cat is very territorial and doesn't like having other cats. ^^;

Morning~