Raf: Height doesn't have nothin' to do with nothin'! I could take him. ...If he wasn't aware we were fightin'. And I had the element of suprise. 'Show I operate. And 'sides being short ain't so bad. I'm like, chest high on most women. Works out well for me.
Lucky you're tall, Mehen. o: Viv likes tall guys, but she's 6'2, so she can't find many taller than her.
Drail: I admitted I was weak compared to the teachers at the academy and the people I was opposing! D< If I recall correctly, I warded off the worst of your attack. *glares at Mehen*
Mehen: Yeah, but if you hadn't ran away like that... besides, who said that was the worst of my attack? That was just your basic pillar of fire with a few holy tendrils thrown in. Any undefined magic user worth their money can cast those! :< I have plenty of more powerful spells I could use.
Good luck sneaking up on Mehen, Raf! o: When surprising Mehen either he's really worn out, or your really, really, good at what you do. There is no in between. D:
Raf: 'Couse I'm good at what I do! *indignant* Or else I'd be dead! Specially since I ditched tha mafia thing... Now I got guys on both sides of the law after my neck. I'm good at evading them, and I'm good at takin' 'em out before they knew what hit 'em! Also, ah, if anyone comes around the thread lookin' for me... Tell 'em I died. 'Kay?
Lyt: Can do, Raf. :D We'll say you got eaten by a rogue dragon or something. We'll say that Drail killed you, that should solve two birds with one stone.
Aqua: Bird one would be getting the people after Raf to go after someone else, and bird two would be getting Drail even more pissed at us then he already is?
Lyt: Actually, I was kinda hoping they would kill each other or something. o_o
Raf: Actually, they're after lots of people aside from me. 'Swhat they do. Well, that an' weapons, prostutition, and drug trafficking, an' threatin' people, an' theft, an' maybe-maybe- a murder here or there, but see, that's not so bad. I jus' left when they started to dabble in the slave trade, that's not okay, even by my standards. ...Which are pretty crappy.
Viv: Okay, so... Prostitution is okay, but not slavery? *raises a brow*
Raf: Hey! Watch it, lady! It wasn't forced prostitution, and I just helped oversee stuff, it's not like I engaged in illegal activities myself! ...Except maybe some illegal weapons stuff. I mighta stolen sometimes. An'... there's a possiblity I threatened lots of people. An' maybe-maybe- I was involved in a murder or twelve, but let's not get too into details...
Viv: Ladies and gentlemen, the man I let babysit my daughter. *facepalm* I am a terrible parent, apparently.
Goga: It's okay, mom. Uncle Raf is just another part of my dysfunctional family unit. *resigned sigh as she realizes no matter how hard she tries,she will always be tied to her screwy family, whether they're blood relatives or not*
XD I dunno, Goga. Your family makes me laugh like nobody except my dad can. And you're a wonderful parent, Viv. :3
Rolian: I was raised by a crazy lizard person who killed his *points at Mehen* dad and both my parents, plus my sister. There have been far worse parents and/or parental figures then you, Viv. D:
Viv: Oh, babies. *touches Rolian's and Mehen's arms* I am so sorry about your families... *doing a happy dance inside because she doesn't suck as bad as she thought she did*
Raf: Yeah! And I'd be a crappy dad, so no worries. If yeh start feelin' bad again, jus' think 'a me with kids.
They wouldn't let you keep you kids if you had any. o_o Sex offenders aren't allowed to have custody of their children.
Raf: Ah, for the love of- SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS EIGHTEEN. D<
Chinese!? *runs after Rolian to suck up to him so he will get her some honey shrimp AND general Tso's chicken with white rice and lots of sauces*
Drail: Pig.
SHUT UP I LIKE CHINESE FOOD. D<
Haha. When Kallie has a baby, this is the sort of pregnant woman she will be. Also, that kid... Oh god. XD Nami acted just like him as a child. And the guy... Well, that would be Raf with kids of his own.
