As you hurry through a dark alley, a grungy looking pirate wench steps out from the shadows in front of you, under the dim glow of the streetlight. She smiles deviously, revealing her aged features. You notice there is a trace of a beauty obviously long diminished.
"Aye, love." She slurrs in a prominent accent. "Yer old kiwi knows what ye needs."
You begin to back away looking for an escape. None. You turn back towards her horrified. Slowly, lady lifts up her gown ,as a warning, to reveal a dagger placed in her stocking. She smiles again. A toothy grin full of gold. "Where ye goin, dearie. I knows what ye needs, says I. Ye wanting me services!"


Yup. That's right. Kiwi, the swashbuckling sky pirate is providing her services. She'll do avvie art, MACs, whatever you can think of. She'll even do a poem if 'ye so desires'. So, whaddya waiting for?! Take the opportunity! <3

Customers~
Kah Hilzin-Ec

Me wanting ye services, Kiwii~! >:3 Me want a poem about how great I am! Ôwó Well I'm not really that great, but I do want a poem ^_^ Thank you~

PS: Good luck with your bussiness x)

Hehe. Okies. I will try my very best! n.n
Thanks for helping out your friendly neighborhood sky pirates. Hehe.

Upon the darkest of nights
From the shadows, into the dim lights
She came slowly into my sights.
She was a person of true greatness
And I could not help but profess
Her awesome awesomeness.
I cannot tell a lie,
And as she walked gracefully by
I wanted to cry.
I wished I was as cool as her.

>.>
<.<
Sorry for that rather terrible poem. XDDD
editt; AHH!!! Double post.
Sorry everyone.

*cough*
EVEN though you are a pirate... XDD

I shall request arts from the almighty kiwi?
O:

8D
And even though you are a ninja...
>o>
You definitely can. n.n

YAYY! :]
How exciting~ ^^

So how is kiwi tonight? :]

Yush! I just wish I didn't have to scan every picture. o.o;
My tablet is rather sad.

Mrmm, I'm pretty good. Little tired.
You?

Awehh, I'm sorry. ]:
I wish I had a tablet, but it's all scanner for me. C:

Same here really..
Excited about the assassin game coming up on Tuesday.
:'D

Lol, well, at least I have my scanner. -sigh-

Ah. Cool. I really have to join one over the holidays.
I played at the event, but I wasn't very active. Neither was my vic. o~o

Yuppers, a scanner makes it all better. C:

Yes, you really should! ;]
It's so much fun with alot of people..
This round that's being done right now has 14 people I believe, more than recently.
Cricket's plan (As far as I know) is to have it last for 2 weeks, which would be during break.
So you could join this one?
O:

Yeahh, my victim during the event wasn't so active..it'd of been so hard to get her, but I was killed.
D;

Thanks Kiwi~! I wanted to put the whole poem, but the system didn't let me T 3T' So I edited it a little. I hope it makes sense owo' I have hard times writing poems even in my mother language XD

PS: Now, what else can you do? x)

@ simplicity ~ Aye, they certainly do make things easier!

Hrmm. I'll definitely check it out.
I know I'm going to be busy next week though, since it's the last bit until holidays, but I'll see.

=O Do you know who killed you? xD
I, like, never saw my second victum. (first comitted suicide. lol)
AND I had to get her to say freaking brew. >.>

@ Kay (doesn't know what to call you, hehe) ~ That's all right! I really don't mind. It's yours anyway. =D
o.o I can only see half of it, though. Weirddd.
O; You can speak other languages?? That's awesome!
What else CAN'T I do? XDDDD Lmao.
Just kidding. >o>

Uhh yeah I speak spanish xD *lives 8 countries away from everyone* Call me w/e you like, Kah, Kah-chen, KHE, Zec, weirdo, Hey You, I don't mind x)

PS: Does everyone call you Kiwi or you have a nickname? 8D

Ahhh, I see. :]
I'm going to be a bit busy too, but even if I am, I still sign up for every round, just for the heck of it. :]

YUPPERS~ XD
I asked and such in the forum, and I got a PM. ^^

Errmmm, that really sucks. XD
I know someone else had to get their person to say brew, and that person caught on, so they just lived and ended up a top assassin. ;3

Would me being a customer count towards the five we need?
If so, I would like a simple avie art please.

O sweet free art!!!
Can you please draw me some Kiwi??
Feel free to simplify my outfit, I won't be changing anytime soon.
Hope you get those 5 drawings done very soon.

Okies min! <3
I hope so too. o~o;
I'm going to try to get them done tonight. I have an essay to finish, tho.

@ Dragon ~ I hope so! non
I definitely will.

@ simplicity ~ It's just a very bust time of year.
I'm getting uber excited. xD

I have no idea who had me. Poor person. x3x;
Ah. I should have done that. lol

Oh, that might have been my person that I got from my suicidal kill. O.o No wonder I couldn't find them. XDD

@ I'll call you Kay ~ xD
Oh! I love when you talk to someone and you find they live really far away. xP Makes me feel cool. lol

Everyone just calls me kiwi. ^3^ I used to have a bunch of other ones, but they really don't relate to my mene account. Old nicknames from long ago. Hehe.

O'Kay Kiwii~! o 3o Haha it makes me feel cool too xD Like "Bahaha I live here and you don't!" ^3^'

PS: Ohh my name ish in the first post! *feels important* Ô 3ó

Ohhh. If you need to do another freebie, do me. >3
x3

Lol, totally! xD
And you're getting a chance to talk to someone you wouldn't otherwise be able to. Tis sweet. ^0^
Yush! You should feel important! -huggles- ^ 3^

@ Hina ~ Umumumu. Okies... x.x You is nekkid and bald, tho. xp

I would like an avi art done of me, if possible. <3

Welps, my five have been filled, but I spose I can draw you too. <3

Last freebie. Sorry everyone. x3x;

Thanks <3

-dances around the thread while waiting- ^_^

Okies. Here's them all except Justin's (sorry. Haven't gotten to it yet. xP)
Wish they were more detailed. o~o

Dragon~ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...600/dragon.jpg
Simplicity~ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...600/Simpli.jpg
Minu~ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...02600/Minu.jpg
Hina~ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...02600/Hina.jpg