HEY! THAT WAS MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S PRIZED ROTARY PHONE! :gonk:
She won that in a game of strip poker in the boat she rode from Czechobananamania all the way to Ellis Island. :cry:

Howdy's right! We should sleep with people other than our lawyers... :roll:

Ew, tmi. Your grandma had no class. :talk2hand:

But...but I don't want to. :(

You're just jealous of her snatch patch and girdle. :talk2hand:

And if you don't sleep with someone else besides your lawyer, you're going to shrivel up and become the other woman of a really shitty lawyer. :shock: Don't you have goals in life!?

Facade just wants his lawyer to stop making fun of his sub-penor.

...

:O PUNS! JUMP INTO THE GAME! *jumping still shot*

LOL! :rofl:

I mean, um...

...:stare:

NOT FUNNY! :illgetu:
My lawyer loves my sub-penor. :angel: Almost as much as he loves getting... wait, that's too dirty for daytime television! :oops:

I'm actually just sleeping with my lawyer so I can get closer to his hawtsome son. :oops:

HAH. Sub-penor. Good stuff. :lol:

Ew, that's pretty gross, Estrella. :shock:

-pukes all over your pink bedspread-

That wasn't pink when I bought it...

That reminds me of Patrick. :lol:

Patrick: (referring to his yellow underwear) Y'know, these were white when I bought them.

:rofl: I love that episode. So ridiculous.

I love all Spongebob episodes. :talk2hand:

Although, truthfully, I've heard bad things about the recent episodes. Haven't seen them myself.

Sheesh!

The reparte on this thread is astounding..... (not).

I disappear for a day and you guys go nuts.

Now, shake hands and make up...

:o Shake hands with Facade?!

I don't know where his hands have been!

-takes hands out of the pants of a hot European man- :shock:

Um, anyone have some Purell? :gonk: Jeanne, I expect your granny-like self to carry these things around in an all-purpose bag. :talk2hand: You better be prepared for anything Facade throws at you! Like ulcers! Hemorrhages! CONSTIPATION FOR SEVEN WEEKS!

:shock: Seven weeks? You'd die...

shit, you'd EXPLODE

And you'd explode shit.

:lol:

:lol: You would indeed.
That's just ewie.

hehehe all sorts of ewwwwwwie

Kinda like your cavewoman leg hair and pooting, Linn? :lol:

I'm onto you. :ninja:

*pokes Facade in the eye*

-pokes Estrella in the tummy-

PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY! :talk2hand:

*farts* :oops:

Pooting?

How did you know that I... ummm...

Oh...you weren't talking to me, were you.

LOL, Jeanne! :rofl:

How's the trip going? Or are you home? :shock:

I'm off to the land of Narnia college tomorrow, so I may not see your beautiful feelers, nor smell your pleasurable poots, for quite a while. :cry: