So true! It's like you're reading my mind, sista!

The person below me has a backache!

Nope feeling good body wise

The person below me like to dye their hair.

I guess? I haven't in a while, though.
xD

The person below is pregnant!
:o

Nuu! Or.. I hope not.. It shouldn't be physically possible. o.O

The person below me is awesome.

Uh, I don't know?

Person below me currently has more than 100 tokens.

I did. Just spent them all.
xD

The person below wants ALL OF THE ITEMS

edit: oops!

False.. At least not until I reorganize my inventory a bit.

The person below me has already entered one of the event thread contests!

True! The coloring one. That was fun, even though my right thumb is still numb...

Person below me has all four EIs available right now.

True~!

:D

The person below is waiting.

True. Waiting for fifteen minutes before I can play Chance again.

Person below me has been online for over three hours so far today.

False. Only been one.

The person below has things, so many things, to do today.

True.

The person below me likes narwhals.

False...I don't particularly like or dislike them.

Person below me owns a pencil sharpener.

True~!
Both kinds~

The person below has a lamp to stare at.
xD

False, no place at home to put one.

Person below me owns a lava lamp.

Yes! I don't know how I would live without it. XD

The person below me likes brown eyes.

Edit: I'm not particular in eye colour.

The person below owns a NoHoHon.
Something like this:

I do! It's a sushi one.

Person below me drinks a lot of lemonade.

I LOVE lemonade, but I don't drink like a TON.

The person below loves knickknacks.

Yeah. I just need a bigger home to put them all! ;;

Person below me has a lot of colorful clothing.

True, if we're talking about real life here!

The person below me prefers ranch on their salad.

Yes~ What could possibly be better than ranch? xD

The person below me has siblings.

Indeed. Two of them. And they are annoying, in the tradition of siblings

The person below me has ridden an elephant!

False.
The person below me had an emo phase.

Yes, I'm afraid I did have one. Luckily it only lasted about two years...

The person below me is married.