Oki. The game goes like this.
You write 3 things, 2 lies, 1 truth.
Here's an example.

1. This is the first line.
2. This is the second line.
3. This is the tenth line.

Obviously, number 3 is the lie. So, lemme start!
:D

1. I am watching tv and on the computer.
2. I am hungry.
3. I just had 5 of my friends over at my house.

1.You did your mum last night.
2.I'm in love with a spaz.
3.Spontaneously combustion is good for your health.

>.>

You know you're supposed to say what the lie was on the previous one, right?

Lie = 1. You did your mum last night.

1. I just sneezed.
2. I am hoping my friend will be able to be here tomorrow.
3. I'm sleepy.

Oh. I didn't know. o:

Lie = 3. I'm sleepy

1.I'm a zawmbehhhh
2. You like porn
3. I'm awesome. ;D

Lie= 2. I'm a zawmbehhhh (because everybody likes p0rn)

1. I have 5 cacti
2. It's 3am for me right now
3. I love sweets

#1 You have 5 Cati, cause everyone loves sweets :P

1. I just drank a cup of coffee
2. I feel awake
3. I am hungrey

Lie = 3.

1. I just went on myspace.
2. My sister is giving me two cats.
3. My parents love me.

#3 Cause I'm just that smart!

1. I'm about to eat
2. I like sea food
3. I love pasta

Lie = 1.

1. spongebob is my fave show
2. i hate pocky
3. i cant sleep...ever...

hmmmm.... Lie = 2 Cause how could you hate pocky? its the best!

1. I love just about any kind of bread
2. I have almost 10 hoodies
3. I have a ton of shoes for every season and occation.

Lie = 3.

1. My friend is at my house.
2. I am listening to music.
3. My mom just came home.

Lie = 3

1. I'm listening to music
2. I petted my cat
3. Im drinking water

Lie = 3.

1. I am at my buddie's house.
2. I love the taste of pie.
3. I loved 8th grade.

Lie= 3.

1.I have non-prescription glasses.
2.You are a nice person.
3.I live on Neptune.

Lie = 3.
:3

1. I am watching TV
2. I am extremely hungry.
3. I am going to celebrate pie day. (3/14 Cause pi = 3.14159 ect.)

#3 is your lie!

1. I'm a coffee addict
2. you are watching TV
3. I don't not dislike not watching no anime

HAHA! Lok at all mah negatives!!!

2 is a lie, I'm totally not watching House for once!

1. My desk is a mess.
2. If you don't know the answer on a multiple choice exam, it's probably B.
3. My husband is reading.

2 is a lie! It's usually C!!

1. I need to write up a french speech
2. I hate history
3. I love english

Lie = 3.

1. One of my friends just called me then hung up
2. I had to stay after school today
3. I am playing a game online

Lie=2

1.I'm not a procrastinator
2.Pi day is soon
3.I have black hair

Lie = ... Hey, you know there is supposed to be a lie, right?
Cause all of those are true about you.
o<

1. I'm really tired.
2. I'm eating pizza.
3. My dad is listening to his music really loud.

No. Lie=1.
It says, "I'm not a procrastinator."
Because, I am one.
xD

Loozer. >_>

Lie= 3.

1. I'm a cannibal.
2. You're a loozer.
3. I just got home from school.

Lie = 1

1. I play 5 instruments
2. I speak german.
3. I have 3 dalmations as pets.

Wow, tough call. I'm gonna go with 1 though. Probably because I can totally see owning three dalmations. XD

1. One of my cats is trying to pee on me.
2. I slept for 14 hours last night.
3. I could probably live on cheap ramen, if not for the vitamin deficiencies.

Lie = 2

1. I spent 3 hours at my friend's house today
2. I am eating a pretzel.
3. I don't like the shirt I am wearing.