Ah well then I will search him up later if I even remember how to spell his name. I'm transferring stuff on to my USB right now. I will clean my laptop soon so it runs smoother for university.
Lol, interesting?
Hello, sorry I haven't been posting much. I get distracted playing games and earning gold to buy items and it just gets away from me when it comes to posting.
This is known as the Alien Poke Joke. I made this one myself. :3
I was at a bar sippin' down drinks and this androgynous alien sits next to me. I don't mind it, so I order a drink. The alien starts poking me. I think nothing of it and push the hand away.
By the time my drink gets to me, the alien pokes me again, and again. I slapped the hand away and said "Dude, stop."
So I finish this drink and no sooner had the glass touched the bar, the alien started to poke me vigorously. I slapped the hand away and said "If you poke me one more time, I'm gonna rip your man parts off." Then I sat back down.
Wary, I order another drink. Before my drink gets to me, the alien pokes me again. I stood up and lashed out "That's it!" I grabbed for the groin... and there was nothing.
This is known as the Alien Poke Joke. I made this one myself. :3
I was at a bar sippin' down drinks and this androgynous alien sits next to me. I don't mind it, so I order a drink. The alien starts poking me. I think nothing of it and push the hand away.
By the time my drink gets to me, the alien pokes me again, and again. I slapped the hand away and said "Dude, stop."
So I finish this drink and no sooner had the glass touched the bar, the alien started to poke me vigorously. I slapped the hand away and said "If you poke me one more time, I'm gonna rip your man parts off." Then I sat back down.
Wary, I order another drink. Before my drink gets to me, the alien pokes me again. I stood up and lashed out "That's it!" I grabbed for the groin... and there was nothing.
Confused, I asked the alien: "How do you mate"
It smiled and started poking me.
A friend of mine told me that joke in the 5th grade.