D: *hides from Dys's references to Edward Cullen*

HATAKITTY VERY SEXY! D<


.... Sexy, not sxey. o_o Good grief I can't spell today.

*lies bleeding on floor of thread and Edward Cullen swoops in*
AW F***. Give me freaking Carlyle (sp?). He's nicer. or Alice. Alice is good.
BUT NOT HIM.
*drags self slowly away*

AH, MY EYE. HE SPARKLES LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD GIRL'S FAIRY PRINCESS PICTURE!!!

D: HOSHIT, I GOT GLITTER IN MY EYE!

i died laughing at what dys said. XDDDD

-saves hatakitty-
BACK YOU VILE THING OR I WEEL KILLZ JER LITTLE HELL MONSTER! D<

D8 *sprays the room with anti-sparkling vampire* BACK FIEND OF I'M NOT SURE WHAT. *splashes Edward Cullen with holy water*

Edward: I'll get you my pretty, and your little cat too!!! *hiss and runs off*

*me mentally scarred*
So.... so much sparkles.... too much... like a thousand suns...
*feints*

;3; Waaaa!!! *blindly swings her scythe around, trying to get the sparkly away from her*

-slaps hatakitty across the face-
It's alright...
he's gone....
-kills his child anyway-


DYS IS POSSESSED! D8
-takes lath's holy water and throws it on her-

*passes out sunglasses* D8 We shall need them for the next invasion! I have a feeling he won't give up.

*also passes out t-shirts which happily proclaim THIS message*

Because I think they look cool. :>

DX *SQUEALS* I'm drowning! I'm drowning!

*wakes up*
AMG, THE MARY SUE-NES- oh, *sigh* He's gone!!!

*saves Dys from drowning* D:

Yessss.... we're safe for know, Hatakitty. But who knows for how long. D:

LOL.
i saw "staked" and though "mmmmmm.... steak..... "

;3; *wails unhappily and curls up into a little ball* HE'LL BE BAAACK.

...
*gets out grill*
Well, while he's gone, anybody want burgers and steak and hotdogs?

I TOTALLY DO! :drool:s on you-

8D *completely cured* OH, I WANT MINE WELL DONE!

Anz; LOL. XD

D: *pets Dys* We'll keep fighting him back, don't worry!

Hatakitty; ..... Sure, why not? o:

*toasts some buns as well*
Mmmm, this is making me hungry....
BRB, I'm going to try and get PIE~!!

Lol, I didn't have cake for my birthday.
xD;

*Takes cover as text wall comes falling down on her*
Teehee, your thread title lured me in >D xD

Goodluck ^^

Haha, thanks, I kind of like the title right now too, though it is temporary.... maybe.

i work in a bakery.
i didn't receive any cake either. =/

Hatakitty gonna have PIE? D:

Hello Suspense. ^-^

@ Hatake - D: That's a shame.
Wut kinna pie? D< SHARE.

@ Azn - D: WUT? That's LAME.

@Hatake: xD It's always the temporary names that you don't give much thought into that are the best O:

@Lathrine: Hi thar ^^ How are you?

Is it just me or did I just hear the word "pie"? :P