How to be employee of the month every year but one, the secret recipe of the Krabby Patty (but not really), how to spell (C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!), how to tame a snail or a worm to be your house pet.

How to be a good employee (POOP), how to surf, how to defeat the darkness, how to call mermaid man and barnacle boy....

How to drive the invisible boat mobile, how to operate the orb of confusion, how to take his boss's daughter to her prom, how to be tall, dark, and handsome...

How to make a dummy, how to train a snail to death, how to procrastinate, how to spell FUN.

How to regrow limbs, how to dry up in the absence of water, how to consult the magic conch, how to make fun of a squirrel, how to be made fun of by a starfish's supposed parents...

How to be an idiot, how to do Ka-rate! How to shake hands, how to regrow a house, how to ride a seahorse, how to make a seahorse sick, how to fail at committing murder, how to make a disgusting patty....

How to be safe from sea bears, how to blow elephant-shaped bubbles (Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT!!), how to make a sundae, how to bathe a snail...

How to dance with a jelly fish, how to lead a hoard of jelly fish out of your home, how to make a snail into a metronome, how to FLOOR IT, how to drive with a blindfold on...

I guess we all ran out of things that Spongebob taught us. xD

What, I thought we were listing beloved childhood memories! :gonk:

*too busy laughing at the rando sig with pyramid head bouncing back and forth behind James*

Good morning ladies and jellyspoons.

Good afternoon, Queen.

Ugh, my sleep schedule's so messed up. >< I'm in the habit of going to bed at 3 and waking up at noon and I just can't seem to get it back to normal!

Cherry, I have to adjust my time schedule as well...when the boyfriend gets home we will be going to bed earlier, around 9 or 10 pm. right now I am lucky if I make it to bed before 11.

How to have the best day ever, how to save the Krusty Krab, how to play the pied piper with nematodes, how to fix a leak, how to make a monster patty, how to make furniture from sand...
xD;;
I can't remember if I repeated.

HOMG, Anna, looking amazin!

heee, thank you, Hatake! >w<

Originally Posted by SpongeBob

I can do this... I can do this... I CAN'T DO THISSSSS! D:

How to be fancy.

*lol is watching a drugged up Neal Caffrey*
xD;;

How to make a snail food box float, how to tell time using spoiled milk, how to survive freezing in a refrigerator to travel to the future....
:heart:

Queen - Yep, it's those damn boyfriends! :lol:
My boyfriend can alter his sleep schedule at will. So he stays up late on Fridays and Saturdays, and also on breaks. I get in this weird habit of going to bed hours after he does, even if he goes to bed somewhat late. So Christmas break really messed me up (though then I was basically going to bed at the same time as him since he was up REALLY late), then the weekends just make sure that any progress on my schedule that I make during the week is erased. ><

Brianna - Yes, the golden rule...

When in doubt, pinky out

LOL, Cherry, I see a sig of squidward and...
*bursts out giggling*

It's not hard for me to alter the sleep pattern, just need to do it. Like I need to clean the shit out of my room and get all kinds of stuff either thrown out or put away correctly. Really cursing the lack of storage space for towels, clothes and other what nots.

Rodd kind of has to adjust sleeping with me again, because my arms and legs tend to get wild at night and I've apparently woken him from a dead sleep a few times. Oops.

Hatake - I've got two or three Squidward pictures, actually. :lol:

Queen - Lucky, I can't alter it even when I want to. ><

Aww, that sucks. The few times I've slept in the same bed as someone else (sleepovers), I was usually so focused on NOT disturbing them that I slept tensely and woke up having barely moved at all during the night.

@Andais- Hahaha, poor thing! xD I generally only kick John if he tries to wake me up. >_>

@Cherry- When I'm sleeping in the same bed as a friend I'm that way, but with John I just sort of flop all over him and drool everywhere. xD;

I've been known to violently steal the covers, only to turn around 2 minutes later and throw them all on him. There was the incident where I rolled over and my arm slammed acrossed his chest waking him rather suddenly. Think I've forearmed him to the face...all I want to know...what the hell was I dreaming about that made me get that violent?

We will be getting a slightly bigger bed then we have right now. Our room isn't large enough for anything over a full right now and I feel bad because Rodd is 6'2" and his poor feet hang off the bed. We love to cuddle so the close proximity is good for that, yet we will be getting a Queen and nothing bigger. A Queen Size accomodates his height, gives a few more inches of neutral zone, but small enough we can still cuddle and I can put my feet on his legs.

Brianna - Yeah, maybe it's just that with a friend you're afraid of touching them AT ALL so you're stiff as a board but when it's your boyfriend it's like "IMMA TUCH YOO. :B" and then that translates to sleep as well.
I dunno, my boyfriend's stayed firmly in Virginia and I haven't left Missouri, so I've yet to test that theory. :lol:

Queen - Yeah, I was actually reading about bed sizes for couples the other day. They recommended having one big enough that you could have some space to yourself, but not so much that you're miles apart. It said it helps keep the relationship loving since you're forced to be near each other and that leads to cuddling.
But again, I wouldn't know from experience. :lol: The only thing I can cuddle with is a big square pillow. If I don't hug something while sleeping, I get kind of slouchy (I sleep on my side) and wake up sore. ><
I don't THINK I'm too animated when I sleep, though. I know I definitely roll over at least a few times in the night, but I don't wake up with my sheets a mess or anything. Really, they mostly get messed up because I have to get up to hit snooze on my alarm a million times. :lol:

@Cherry- You're in a long-distance relationship? Neat! How's it going, if I'm not prying~?
Yeah, also I'm such an awkward person, I feel like if I'm a weird sleeper they'll judge me. >_> I really have no problem with touching my friends, as they will regretfully attest. I... I'm pretty clingy, and when I can't think of any words to say, I will glomp or, like, chew on their hair. Dx
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*chews your hair*