What do have against wallets?

I has a wallet.

... A Nightmare Before Christmas one. :3

I just haven't ever gotten one. :rofl:

I want a nice leather one. With plush interior! :insane:
Preferably brown.

...Could you alert the people at your sweatshop and maybe have it ready for me by tonight? =3

Plain, brown leather? Tha's boring.

I'll have my people make you a Justin Bieber wallet with a retractable melon baller.

O.o Someone on the tv in the background said "retractable" while I read that.

They're onto you, Biggles! Quick, head for the mountains with the von Trapp family! :insane:

@Howdy: ...I LIKE BROWN, OKAY!? :gonk:
Besides, NMBC is cliche. :talk2hand: How can you speak of boring!? :illgetu:

That. Sounds. Like. A. Great. Plan.
Someone is going to have to buy me some hiking shoes though. I don't want the supple nature of my fabulous tootsies to be compromised.

Ask Julie Andrews. :roll: Even at that age, she's bound to be loaded!

They're probably reading over your shoulder, Biggles. Be careful what you write.

@Face ~ I got my wallet 4.2 million years ago, before it became, as you put it, 'cliche'.

*mails you to Naughty Nymphette Island*

OMG NO WHEY, HOWDY!
You not-so-old coot. :talk2hand:

-tugs on your weave-

I don't know how related this is... other than the fact that Julie Andrews was in Disney kids movies in the 60s/70s and so was Angela Lansbury (with overlapping casts in some cases) but I've decided (a while ago in fact) that I want to be Angela Lansbury when I grow up (more brackets just for good measure).

@Howdy- I am so jealous of your wallet. WHY DOES EVERYONE BUT ME HAVE COOL WALLETS?! Mine is lame and girly and black with rainbow hearts, 'cuz I've had it since I was a tween. 9_9

@Biggles- That happens to me all the time! Just as I'm reading a word someone's written, there it'll be in a song I'm listening to. So creepy. D:

@Cherry- I had that situation again today. Bought a pretzel and then realized I also wanted a drink, so the lady asked "Anything else?" and I just blurted out the first drink I saw on their menu and she got pissed because she didn't actually expect me to want anything else, so then I felt bad and then she asked if I wanted anything else again and I was like "UH NO. NO, THIS TIME I'M GOOD THANK YOU BYE, HERE'S A $20 BILL FOR SOMETHING THAT COSTS $8 BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SMALLER" and then I had to balance the drink, pretzel, change and my wallet (no receipt, luckily. she asked if I wanted one and I managed to say "no thanks" instead of "YES THANK YOU") while keeping my purse from falling off my shoulder (it's red and plaid and my grandma gave it to me and I love it. I guess my cool bags make up for my lame-ass wallet)(haha, ass-wallet), and then I stopped at Macy's to organize my stuff on one of their glass counters because there weren't any employees around, but I left a big ole greasy pretzel smear in my wake. Dx At least I had a close friend with me, though, so it was less mortifying.

Would you like a Justin Bieber wallet with retractable melon baller too, anna? :3

I would love a Biebhive wallet, and I've got some melons that need balling... lay it on me! :D

@ Anna: Yeah, it happens to me all the time. Also, sometimes I'll hear about something or someone for the first time, and then I'll hear about it again, soon after that. Often just in passing. But it's still strange.

Yeah, same! Or like, I'll hear a word I've never heard before and then it's apparently everyone's favorite word for the next few days. It makes me question my sanity... more than usual.

Haha. There's that sort of experience too. I guess life can just come at you in fits and bursts.

-fondles the melon baller attached to the wallet- :ninja:

I'd love to use this for things. D:

Too bad you're not the type of guy to ball melons. :/ Maybe you should get a ball baller?

Well ex-ca-YOOZ me, Anna! :talk2hand:

I'll ball whatever I want to! :evil:

YES, EXCUSE YOU INDEED! >:U

Fine, but don't say I didn't tell you so when you start questioning what types of fruits you prefer. :talk2hand:

Facade, you ain't ballin' :talk2hand:

Originally Posted by briannamal

@Cherry- I had that situation again today. Bought a pretzel and then realized I also wanted a drink, so the lady asked "Anything else?" and I just blurted out the first drink I saw on their menu and she got pissed because she didn't actually expect me to want anything else, so then I felt bad and then she asked if I wanted anything else again and I was like "UH NO. NO, THIS TIME I'M GOOD THANK YOU BYE, HERE'S A $20 BILL FOR SOMETHING THAT COSTS $8 BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SMALLER" and then I had to balance the drink, pretzel, change and my wallet (no receipt, luckily. she asked if I wanted one and I managed to say "no thanks" instead of "YES THANK YOU") while keeping my purse from falling off my shoulder (it's red and plaid and my grandma gave it to me and I love it. I guess my cool bags make up for my lame-ass wallet)(haha, ass-wallet), and then I stopped at Macy's to organize my stuff on one of their glass counters because there weren't any employees around, but I left a big ole greasy pretzel smear in my wake. Dx At least I had a close friend with me, though, so it was less mortifying.

That sounds terrible. D: But in other news, I also have a red plaid purse. *BUDDIES*

It wasssss. T_T
Oh my gahhhhhd, we should, like, totally start a club! \o/`

Mine is a soft wool-like material with black faux leather and silver metal accents. WHAT'S YOURS LIKE.

I have... um... a bag with a rabbit wearing a monocle on it?

@Cherry- Mine's also some sort of wool blend, but it's not really soft... it's sort of old, so it's a but pill-y. Mine's just plain old plaid on the front and back with solid red on the sides. It's got a big pocket, a little front pocket and a secret zipper pocket in the big pocket. 8D YOURS SOUNDS SUPER-NEAT.

@Biggles- Oh my godddd, that sounds so cool! I've got a red bag with a black cat with button eyes on it. :> All my bags are red. >_> I used to have an olive green bag, but I lost it a while back.