You wish I was so bigoted! You just can't stand the fact that someone could reject you based on the fact that you're a stinky poodie head.

... :(

IT'S NOT TRUE! NONE OF IT IS TRUE! :cry:
-sobs into your blouse-

lol poodie head... :lol:
You totally are~

I've seen you all talk about it, but I still don't know what the 'penor bow' is.

The new ribbon item that goes at the bosom and at the midsection area... the midsection bow is Faccie's penor bow. *cough*

*goes to the shop to check it out*

...

... Ohhhh....

Mhm...and apparently he has one in every available color...or so he says.

Let's see.

*goes to peek inside Facade's inventory*

...

...

*comes back shocked and speechless* o.o

HUSH, STOP PEEKING AT MY PENOR BOWS! :illgetu:

...I only have six of them. :insane: I think there are at least four other colors I'm missing...

YES, EVEN FACADE CAN BE THRIFTY WHEN IT COMES TO INTEGRATING COLORS INTO HIS EVERYDAY ATTIRE! :illgetu:

*Is too lazy to peek into Facade's inventory.

Wow, Daria, WOW. :roll:
Isn't it just a button or something? :lol:

Meh. I'm tired...I'm sure your inventory is much prettier than mine anyway...So maybe it's fear of jealousy.

Actually...

Nope, I am really THAT lazy.

Lookin good with that transparent Squid! I was surprised to get a pretty gold/white ship-hat from Nalin! :O
He gave me two actually. xD

Same here Demo. *pew pew* I sunk your battleship!

B-bu....:gonk:
I don't even know how to play that game! You had me at an unfair advantage! :illgetu:

I don't know how to play it either! For all I know, I might have just lost. Shall we switch to connect-four instead? <3

What's... what's going on with your lips? That's rather interesting.

It's called frostbitten herpes, Biggles. :roll:
If I were you, I'd stay away from her. :oops:

And I received two of those Iridescent Squids AND two golden ship hats! SO HA! :illgetu:
...I traded one Iridescent Squid for a Captain's Hooch, of course. :ninja: Who wants to miss out on free booze? :P

*sucks on Facade's cheeks like a baby to its mother's breast* o3o
Oh sorry. :roll:



It's ACTUALLY when you change gender, choose the white base, and then switch back to the other gender. It gives that effect, exactly like the shadowy eye effect that people do with darker skin tones cept...with white. :P

...:o YOU FOUND MY HIDDEN FACE NIPPLE!

:lol: ...Legends of the Hidden Face Nipple... I totally thought that while I typed 'hidden face nipple'. :rofl:

You should write a story about that! :O

I like it. It gives your skin a translucent quality. Much like the one I sport in real life.

Heheheh awesome! xD

Yeah, it's great to be able to see the veins in my wrist in high definition >.>

Ew, Biggles, put those away! :gonk:

And I'd totally write a story like that, Demo. :roll: Once I get ten thousand million gazillion BILLION hours of free time. :talk2hand:

But I was actually referring to an old kids' game show, Legends of the Hidden Temple. :P It was a '90s thing~

Ahh...never heard of it. :lol: