No, he's a creepy "assclown". Hehe! Actually they are antique marionettes I got several years ago to make some art from. I lent em to Aoi recently;) There's a clown and a sailor!

I have a couple of shadow boxes I think I will mount them in, so they can hang for eternity.

Oooohhh....actually hanging! That would be interesting...

Eeesh. That is a tad creepy. Suspending it in a shadow box is a really neat idea tho. Can we see the sailor one too, huh can we?

AH! Hahaha.... Aoi, I must see the finished product!

Your handy work is super spooky :P

Then we need to paint them....As in make paintings of them...That could be hilarious and creepy at the same time!

And then you can take them to sears portrait studio for a photo shoot! (or wherever the kids go nowadays)

OOOHHHH How about a photobooth instead! That could be fun!

Yes I suppose, but not as fun as scaring some poor bloke when you ask him to photograph your wooden baby... will you at least take it to the mall and push it around in a stroller a bit?

Mwahaha...I like the way you think Belly XD

I'll post them both when I'm done, the sailor will be fun to do, I plan to make him look like he was in a bar fight...about a hundred years ago.

For some reason that reminds me of the book choke (not the movie, because I don't think the part was in the movie... or maybe it was..) but the part where the guy who obsessively collects rocks carries them in a blanket like they're a baby xD

O.o I've never read that, may have to know. Sounds interesting. I find anything that is being carried around like a baby that in fact is not a baby disturbing, I used to work in a place where a woman came in all the time that carried in dog around in a baby carriage and in baby clothes, it freaked me out. All I could think was, poor dog and what a nutter.

-pelvic thrusts thread to first page-

8D My younger sisters swaddle their toys and treat them like babies. I've never witnessed an adult lunatic doing it.

I don't interact with any young girls these days, nor do I have cable, so I don't know what kinds of new horrible "wife" toys they are making for girls these days.

That baby that peed? Way. Too. Much.


But heey, that baby with the heavy head (was supposed to roll...)? Went down the stairs quite nicely, I must say.

Actually it's a hot pink stuffed monkey. :lol:

I missed out on the heavy head baby, but I did stuff pennies into a hole in the side of my sock monkey to make him heavier.. eventually his one leg got all long because most of the pennies wound up settling in it. I didn't love him as much after that.

:oAww...that's so sad

He's a sock monkey.
No he's a bank.
Wait your both right!

And I thought a piggy bank was old fashioned...Who know the new bank was the sock monkey! I don't have a sock monkey....Maybe that explains why I am so broke all the time!

I bet Aoi could sew you up a nice sock monkey, Daria. It's never too late to live the dream!

A sock rooster maybe...all I have is toe socks XD

OOOHHHH A zombie sock monster! Like that girl on Etsy! Laughs mischievously. http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5061910

yeah, those were awesome.

Haha, Daria that's the best! I want a wacked out stuffed sock zombie monster friend!

Yes, one to do my evil bidding Mahahaha >:3

She does commission work! I actually commissioned her to make a "special" zombie sock monster for a friend of mine. It was HILARIOUS!

Thats...peculiar. lol