Damn, it's been YEARS since I've even heard of Daria. Good luck!

Thanks Lime:) Hope to see ya around again!

Get's out a raft in the shape of Tatsu and rides around the pool. I hate water...bah humbug!

bwuhahaha
drown thread drown!

Why is Sei drowning the thread? D8;;

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Good Morning Ladies And Gentlemen Welcome to Daria's Thread Pg. 76 With Direct Service To Pg. 78
Please Be Advices any and all Edible carry on items should be mowed, chowed, and plowed down before Fernando comes and checks that your seat belts are fastened and your shoes match your outfit.
Be advised, the Fashion Police are on board
If you get bored at any time or think this Threadaphlight is too long we have 6 primary exists, and about a million and one bullet-proof windows that will, believe it or not, eventually break! Especially if struck with bullets.
So those of you packing heat, please put the safety on! Because leaving is not an option.
:twisted:

In the unlikely event that we crash and burn but are fortunate enough to land in a body of water that slowly fills the plane with freezing water which most of you will likely drown in, we have lovely fashionable life jackets -crrrrshshhhshhremovedshhhhrrrrzzzcssssshhhhrrrdeli veredffffsshhhaaaaalateshhhhcvvvvttsss-
....ok. Apparently there are no life vests. >.>

So Sit Back, Relax, and enjoy the smoothe taste of Daria Thread-Lines -slurp, ahhh- Minty Fresh! ^^

Currently

:gonk: -checks for life vests in drowning thread... finds none- O.O!!!

Waaahhhhh!!!! I'm too pretty to drown!!! :gonk: *gets hand a ticket from Fernando* F'in' Monkey!!! Get back here!!

*Has deep seeded fear of drowning* NNOOOOO!!!


Wait, I see no Leo Di Caprio, I see no Kate Winslett....We can't go down, we have no diamond to throw wastefully in the water 50 years later!

I have a blue mentholated cough drop. That might last fifty years.

*clings to Daria*

*leaps on Cap'n's head*
Sei be killing us all! :gonk:

*climbs on Suo's head*

Wow Suo, you're quite buoyant, aren't you? :D *starts to sing*

Yo ho Yo ho...A Pirate's life for me..

Wait, nobody drown! I think I have my 'cane of Moses' lying around here someplace...

*glub...glub....

*floats around face down in the water*

Originally Posted by aoi midori

*climbs on Suo's head*

Wow Suo, you're quite buoyant, aren't you? :D *starts to sing*

Well, I do try. 8D;;

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

*floats around face down in the water*

*climbs on* Hey, a raft! :D .....(watchmen flashbacks >.>...shudder)

Um.. I have a small confession to make.. I accidentally whittled my cane of Moses into a flute a while back, so I don't know if I can part the sea right now.. But, well, maybe if I play it something magical will happen..

*takes a deep breath*
*begins to play the flute*

*rats, children and game show hosts begin to commit mass suicide by hurling themselves into Daria's watery thread*

*ties all their bodies together to make a bigger raft*

HOORAY! WE ARE SAVED!!

Happily sits on raft...Oooh my, am I sitting on Pat Sajak?

I'm pretty sure that's what he was hoping the afterlife would be like. :lol:

I am pretty sure he had Vanna White in his afterlife dreams.

Maybe before she got all leathery..

But her skin is remarkably water tight :D

You guys worry me sometimes

...Okay, all the time