She's too cantankerous to be a tart. :evil:

Canker sores are not nearly as fun as tarts!

Aw, that's not very nice! Belly is super fun, it's not her fault she's a canker sore. :'<

She's a canker sore? I thought she was a bedsore. :gonk:

And to think... FOR THE PAST SEVENTEEN YEARS OF OUR MARRIAGE...
Lies... all lies! :cry:

Well, look at it this way Facade, bedsores can kill, canker sores are just annoying.

*Cries* on page 3? My poor little quest thread!

You're unloved, Daria. :yes: Immensely!
Besides the fact that I'm getting lazy looking for the threads of you nutbags. :gonk:

And I'd rather have a murderer as a husband, and not an annoying fool! :illgetu:
Belly... Now that I know you have no intention of killing me, I must do the deed myself!
-drops a gun store on Belly-

*opens the door and exits, after dusting off her legs*

Ew, dusting off your legs won't get rid of that unsightly leg hair, Belly!

Haven't you heard? Leg hair is all the rage in Butte! Come along, Belly. *stuffs her inside a suitcase, walks away whistling*

:rofl:

Belly isn't Butte-ee-ful enough to fit in in Butte. :talk2hand:

We're going to Butte! Woohoo!!! *tears off top*

Calm down, Belly!
The cattle up in Butte don't want to see that. :talk2hand:
Nor do the, err, open pastures... And other lame crap.

Wow. What do they have in Butte, anyway? :gonk:
SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF A PLANE RIDE TO ME!

If we're flying in the plane in your sig, there's no such thing as a wasted plane ride! :insane:

If you're flying in the plane in my sig, then you've also got a llama as your captain. :shock:
Which just doesn't seem like a safe plane ride... :gonk:

I just hope they don't throw the suitcase into the ocean to save fuel..

edit: Ooh, I just noticed that Daria's thread is approaching page 100!

Ooh, I just noticed you're very wrinkly, Belly!
I think you need some Juvederm. :(

I'd rather have a llama as my captain, than a llama as my mama...Course, then I'd be a llama...

*sings to self* Llama llama llama duck.

*Sings some more*

Llamma llama llama DUCK!

Half the llama, twice the llama, not a llama, farmer llama, llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck!
*kicks your thread into shape*

*kicks Daria's thread* :ninja:
It made me do it!

And you're getting pretty close to 100 pages. o3o

*jumps into a time machine to skip the next two pages* >:D

lol Then you'd be on 99

Yurp! Then I could wait and get the first post on 100! :twisted:

Haha. Sneaky sneaker!