I ran out of room in the freezer.

Thank you for the orphan meat Fool.
I LOVE IT!

PHIL YOU SHOULDNT EVEN *HAVE* AN ORPHAN MEAT FREEZER...

you...you are messed up phil

Fool's fine.
Just a bit unique.

Phil has an orphan meat freezer and is working on a meat unicorn. Phil switched my glitter for poo.

Phil is a bad alpaca.

Hey, hey. Don't question me and my meat.

At least Siipu loves it. D:

Alpaca? All alpacas are bad, because they're not llamas. Llamas are best.

Llamas are adorable!

Phil, pssst remember the law suit, we have to state we're alpacas so we're not sued! though, with our fabulous long necks were are ofc llamas.
The fans know, then they see steve and phil, alpacas in scarfs that we're llamas and just a hat away from taking the internet by storm!

Orphan meat, a meat unicorn? What the hell have I missed out on here?

Speaking of having things arrive in the mail, I get home yesterday to find out that our apartment complex allowed Cox employees into our apartment to lay new fiber optic cable and they swear they notified us. Uh, pretty sure I didn't receive anything, the husband didn't receive anything. They are seriously lucky that my husband was home before me because I would have called the cops for sure.

Now the apartment complex will be getting a phone call from me today about this privacy violation and how they've allowed people to violate my space without my express permission. They will also have to have my signed permission before any other work is done in, on, around, involving my apartment. Beyond super pissed right now. Almost certain that the notice I saw hanging from the neighbor's door on Monday is the notice of work they are saying we received or should have received, which we obviously didn't. And that means they would have given us less than twenty four notice of the impending work, which is total bullshit as well.

See this is another reason why I am glad my parents own their house D:

Also queenie basically me and phil (fool) run a bootleg version of llamas with hats, called alpacas in scarves. We're both legit llamas but due to a lengthy courtcase with film cow are declaring ourselves alpacas even though the fans know whats going on~

Holy mother of god.

Seriously, what the fuck. I would have reacted the same way as you.
That's some utter bullshit.
You go girl, get that sorted!

Yeah I aint about that home intrusion life...

Yeah.

There was this one time, the janitor just appeared to my apartment.
Something about the heaters. otherwise I wouldn't have minded
all that much, but I just came from shower. And obviously I was naked.

Lucky janitor ;D

Well, I didn't even bother to hurry and put my clothes on.
I mean, it's my home - and I'm also very comfortable
in my own skin so I don't really care.

Luckily the janitor wasn't hot.
That might have been awkward. lol

Could have been the start of a budget porno

"I'm your janitor and I know my way around pipes~~~~"

Oh my god.
I almost spit my coffee.

Yeah, well. If he was hot, I wouldn't have minded.
LOL

I think it was spillages that lead to your current porno situation siipu baby :P

Called those mindless ass hats and the lady tried to tell me that the notice was put up on my door on Friday. Now here is the thing about Friday...I was home ALL DAY! Had the day off, cleaned the apartment in anticipation of my parents arriving that afternoon. I was in and out ALL DAY! Not once was there a fucking piece of paper or packet of papers (like she claimed) hanging from the clip next to the door. Would have totally seen it. Straight up told that twat that had I been the one that got home first, my phone call would have been to the Mesa Police reporting a break in.

She tried to down play my anger, realized that wasn't going to work and settled for trying to placate my rage. Truth be told, pissed me off even more. Seriously, we need to get the hell out of that apartment complex. Don't want to deal with their stupid shit anymore.

Gotta small confession to make, gay porn is the best! The guys are generally better looking and have those yummy, lickable muscles. Please don't think I am a complete sexual freak, I like sex with my husband just fine...something about those hot gay guys.
Straight porn has ugly dudes with gorgeous women and I am not attracted to the ladies and I certainly wouldn't want to do it with an ugly dude. Or at least not as hairy as some of those dudes. Blegh

Well, she was just trying to cover their own asses.
Mofos.

Oh yes. I don't mind hairy guys tho.
I have yet to seen a guy with that kind of muscles in real life.
Close, but not close enough. The search continues.

I know some friends that body build that have the muscle definition and one that isn't a body builder, but he does something physical for work...can't remember exactly what. Want to say a cop...Brent has some amazing muscle definition. Never been into hairy men...in fact we were watching one of the Bond movies with Pierce Brosnan and damn does that dude have a hair chest. O.o

I wonder does body building make chest hair grow faster because I know only one guy who has great muscles and no chest hair - and that's my uncle tho his legs and buttocks are hairy as a monkey's

Paul waxes since he does actual competitions and hair is frowned upon. He looks like a greased up Adonis when he competes...kind of entertaining.

Mimmu, thank you for that visual, it's now stuck in my head.

You're welcome! :)

So very evil.