I have a quirk where when I get nervous, I mutter a word or say it loudly depending on the environment I'm in. It's not intended to be random, but rather to divert my mind from unpleasant thoughts because I have a hard time changing the track my mind is on without "disrupting" it.

My anatomy teacher was giving a lesson, and I sit next to the front door.
I dont recall ever being able to see the white board clearly since he placed a Human size skeleton right in front of where Im able to see and out of nowhere I blurted out ¨The skeleton is on my way¨After half a million years of not being able to see it, plus the fact that he was giving a lesson on the middle of it.

well i was walking with a huge group of people and they were talking about bands and i started running in circles yelling 'ima magical vampire pirate ninja!' and that got people started on screaming stuff like 'batman, superman, superspiderbatpenguinofawesomeness' and odd stuff like that.

another time i was with my boyfriend and he was gonna say something and i saw a squirrel and i started running after it screaming 'kitty!' but he was laughing so it was all good :)

Sometimes I say things that aren't even real wordss. x.x

Random.... hmmmm...... EGGS!
yup yup, I burst out saying that at Chinese school one day. The whole class went completely silent, and my teacher (who didn't really speak English) had no idea what was going on.

Well... heres my story...
I was really bored in class and i was drawing some random picture and i started talking really loudly about flying pigs and why i think its possible they could =P. My friend then poked me and told me that i was talking XD. i looked around and everyone was staring at me XD

"I was choking on my spit!!!"
I've said this one on a couple of occasions actually... lol
I hate when that happens.

I was sitting in class and said "I wonder what my cousins doing,' for no apparent reason. And my cousin lives in Florida

once I fell asleep in science class, I thought I was stilll in math class and when I woke up I shouted "47!!!!"

it would have been more reasonable if I said 46, first person to guess what we were studying gets a hug!

Well, I tend to be pretty random every now and then, so I can't tell what is the most random thing I've said. But one of my favorites would be "Attack of the alien zombie strippers doing can-can!" :D

I say a lot of things as I just wake up that are the most random things ever. Here are a few...

"Carrot's don't bleed!" (I think I was thinking about carrot juice)

"Oh my god, where's my moustache?!" (I was dumbfounded by the disappearance of my moustache, and I was feeling my face. Please note that I'm female and have never had a moustache.)

Me:"Do...you have them?"
Boyfriend: "Uh...what?"
Me:"Do you have all three of them?"
Boyfriend:"....all three of what?"
Me:"Do you have all three moustaches?"
Boyfriend:"....No?"
(I regularly talk about moustaches when I'm in that sleep-talk state.)

"...across the nation, Internation', that's what it means to be a web sensation.." (I woke up RAPPING. There was a lot more to it, I just only remember that little bit. But seriously, this from a girl who can't rap to save her life CONSCIOUS.)

There are a lot more, but I tend to enjoy these ones. I say a lot of random things when I sleep talk.

This is me and my friend at her sleepover( I was sleep-talking):
Me: I have 45 goldfishes...
Friend: What?
Me: I only need 2 more...
Friend: What the heck...? Wake up!
Me:... and then we can start the barbeque...
Friend: GET THE HELL UP!!!

I tripped while walking down a paved pebble walk way at Busch Gardens in Tampa. Everyone was looking at me, so in middle of the clear walk way I shouted "Watch out for that rock!" Anyone and everyone who heard me walked around that area.
XD

okay well i was walking down into my friends basement and i tripped and fell down them so she came over and asked if i was alright. i said "no i died but this is why zombies don't walk up stairs, and darn it i still cant fly what's this world coming too..... omg look a flying pig" she looked at me confuse and patted my head then walked away

Also this one time at band camp i was with my friend and it was durning free time
Me: oh crap i lost my glasses
Friend: No you didn't Li Li
Me: Great just what i needed no the mutant zombie aliens are going to suck my brain out with a bendy straw.
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Fruitcake? What does fruitcake have to do with anything
Friend: Omg Im going to smack you with a fruitcake if you keep doing this you Insane flagit
Me: oh i found my glasses Fall
Friend: You never lost them Li Li

"And under water... there's pillows." :shock:

In referance to a dream I had. Most of my dreams are VERY random.

oh geez that could be a never ending story. Um... I remember one time my sister marle'ne woke me up at 5 in the morning to go with my uncle some place and the first thing that popped out of my mouth was. " how do they get the color in jello?"

I did not realize I said it then she told me about it at like 3 that afternoon and I am like what ? no way. ;p

I only really ever say random things when I'm half asleep.

For example, when I was back in HS, my mom was trying to wake me one morning when I sat up, looked her straight in the eye, and told her that the doughnuts were attempting to escape, and that I wanted to put my feet in her pancakes. ...I then rolled over and went back to sleep.

...Only to wake up to the sound of her cracking up. Once she calmed down, she told me what happened. ...I still haven't managed to live that one down. Whenever I say I'm really tired or that I had a hard time waking up, she still asks if the doughnuts are still safely corralled ^^;

I can't exactly think of anything too random I've said.
I know my friends would always try to poke my sides 'cause I squeak when they do. ><"
If I'm confused I'll sometimes go "Mer?" randomly, that's about all I can think of. ^^;

One time I was in class we were watching Kung Fu Panda for the end of the year party. Okay as I was sleeping, I just popped up & yelled "BABY DIAPERS!!" everyone started laughing & I had to sit out in the hall for the rest of the movie. :D

I cant write the most random thing I have every said on this site word for word beacuse of the subject mater.. But i will try and write it in around about way.

I dont know if you have ever watch the magic school bus. In one of the episodes Arnold eat sea weedies and turns orange. My random statement was

"If Arnold skin turns ornge from eating all those see weedies, Dose every thing in his body turn orange along with his skin?"

If you dont understand then try and think of the first thing a Preverted mind would think of. ^^
.... Wow. Looking back at the random moment makes me wonder if i should find some new freinds ^^

Mine would be when I was in class and I thought I was still in math, I fell asleep. When I woke up I screamed "47!!!!" It would have been more reasonable if I had screamed "46!!!" First person to guess what class I was in and what we were studying gets a hug! (>^.^)>

I've been out of school too long to think of what you were studying at the time. xX;

As far as funny things I've said, none really stand out.
I just said "Mer?" & "Oro" a lot around my friends.
& then they'd poke me in my side & I'd squeak. -.-;

LOL You get a hug anyway (>^.^)><(^.^<)

uh i think the randomest thing i said was...."huggles"
o.o i still think that sounds funny.

I was having a party at my friends and as i came out of the washroom i suddenly yelled FLIMINGOS!!! I dont know why eather i did it without thinking!