LOL woooow nice *gives u all hugs*

i have no idea. i don't really remember things like that. i'm usually not that random anyway, but i know i can be. i'm pretty sure everybody is random in their own way.

The funniest thing I've ever said was i love you. I was reading a v-day bulletin board and my friend thought i was talking to here -blushes- lukily my chrush hadn't been there. That wouldve been a disaster but now its funny.

I was getting tired of people hassling me for my M & M's one day, so I went on this whole rant on how I couldn't share with any of them because not a single person in the whole school knew that M & Ms were supposed to be eaten in order! I went on to explain some random idiotic spiel about how they were made in rainbow shades because they were meant to be eaten that way, and I even sorted them out and lined them up. I had people thinking I was nuts for ages.

Everyone in my biotechnology class was finishing up their labs, and I ran past the rows of desks saying "neener neener".

I think the most random thing i have ever said in public would be...."Intangeable" The principle told me to calm down T.T

I don't usually talk in public unless spoken too. I don't like chit chatting with strangers.

Were you in Algebra?
One day I was hanging out with some friends and out of nowhere I said, "Guess what? I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geico." All my friends stared at me for a minute then started laughing.

I tend to make random noises at my friends when I'm mad and/or hyper.

I'm not really sure what is the most random thing I have ever said. I'm sure I have had such a moment but i don't really remember : P

The most random thing I said was probably... "Ice Cream's cold" OR "You know, a Christmas Tree kind of looks like a penis."
Stupid, eh?

"People taste like pork!"

But that's expected, coming from me. =]

I think it was today when I was playing at my volleyball match and I was in the first row and next to the net and across the net was the other teams captain and she was pissed because we won the game by winning the first two sets so in the last and third set, I said to her very loudly, "WATCH YOUR HORMONES!" and "YOU NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES" and so on and she got pretty pissed and when we were shaking hands, insted of hi-fiving me, she slapped my hand so I went back to her and said, "Come on, friends?" and she's said "Shuuure, " and she held up her hand and I slapped it back. Lols. Sorry, I got off track.
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I doubt I say random things. Because I hate it when people think they are random and they are just saying dumb things just to be funny. I usually sit in my corner and talk to myself, laugh with myself, and hold a conversation with myself. Awkward, I know but I like it. xD

Thats pretty funny. I can't think of anything random right now.. :(

Merging these two threads.

I say random things occasionally, but the most recent was when my family and I were at a restaurant, I told them I heard Walter, my chicken, fart five times. Mom just laughed and said "That's something I thought I'd never hear in a restaurant."

My junior year at high school I accused the wall of hitting me in the middle of a physics experiment

Well I say many random things...so I honestly DON'T know what the most RANDOM thing I ever said was. Sometimes I say the things, and I don't even realize I have said those things. >.< :sarcasm:

At school when my friend and I were walking down the hall to homeroom and suddenly I remember a dream I had and shout at her

"YOU are the sacrificial pig to the altar!" She stared at me a moment but I was on a role so I kept going "But don't worry, you're sacrifice shan't be in vain. Dumbledore will get the stars back."

We ended up with a crazy conversation about Voldemort ending the world, the Vampire L'Estat in form fitting breeches sitting on floating platforms in the KIngdom Hearts game and my imaginary little brother stalking me....

People stared at us and ran :D We were passing by the our Health teacher's classroom too, she already thinks I'm suicidal because I was always sleepy during the last period health class ^w^

Well I am a very random person naturally and will pretty much always end up saying something really weird or unexpected at the wrong times its just a talent I have
I don't know what the most random thing I have said would be but.....
At lunch one day when me and my friends were in a really quiet cafe and my Art teacher walked in.
At that moment I decided to say very loudly,
"I know how to give a guy a sex change"

Mine is not so random but I love the reaction I got out of it.

One day, my mom and I were watching "Clueless" and Cher was talking about how she thinks she's in love with her step- brother, Josh. Well I have a huge crush on the guy who plays Josh (Paul Rudd). So, after she finish her little monologue, I say out loud (not meaning to), " Damn if Paul Rudd was my step- brother I'd make out with him in a heart beat."

My mom turned to with awkward silence and said, "umm, okay Amanda...."

Me and my friends have an entire 'quote book' of random things like this. One of my favorites though is 'jesus comes out at late hours?'. My friend misunderstood pretty much every word I said. lol.

One day at the mall, I just remembered something from my freshman year, and without thinking, blurted out "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HAM!" and my friend was like, "whaat..?" And I went on to say, "IT'LL GIVE YOU DIABEETUS". ._.

My mom and grandma say I can be really random sometimes but I actually just randomly say what's on my mind.

But I did say something random without trying to be random once after coming back from a concert. See, we passed a sign that said "Welcome to Cherokee" or something and it was past midnight, probably about four o'clock, and I said something like, "Oh noes!! We're going to be ambushed by the Cherokee Indians!" and I pretty much attacked my mom and her friend in the front. 83

Take note that I was half asleep and the only thinking keeping me awake was the exhilaration after the concert.