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Old 08-10-2009, 02:03 AM

There once was a man named..

John. He had no hair on his head.
He turned and churned and suddenly learned
that he was not in bed.
So he got up and he went marching
marching through the door.
He woke up his wife, in the middle of the night,
And he had lived no more.

There once was a man named..

Billy. He never knew the time.
And once he had to wake up
for the newly easter chime!
But he never woke up, and never
came to chime. So the Big Ben Clock
had to wake him up to give him back
his spine. He never got the spine,
so he woke up all wiggly. He fell on the floor,
and never knew any more. So he had died,
and the doctor said, time of death?

Billy said, " I dunno. "

There once was a man named..

Al. He didn't see the light.
He sat with angels, chatted with devils,
and never saw the right.
So he went up one day. He flew straight up
to the sun. He burned so fast, he blinked and saw,
he was in heaven again!

There once was a man named..

James. He always got upset.
Everyone had no use of their ears,
because he complained too much.
So one just said, let's get some tape!
And he never talked again.
He stood upset, mumbling, grumbling,
and everyone had some tea. But then
you saw that he was bouncing,
and then he went to sleep.

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Old 08-10-2009, 02:14 AM

There once was a woman named..

Jenna. She had a little fright.
She never knew that there was a real
monster might! She looked right under
her bed, looking all around. She saw red
eyes, and went up, didn't touch the ground!
She screamed, she hooted, she hooted and hollered.
She finally saw that it was her dog, and she fainted
on his paw.

There once was a woman named..

Vicky. She became so horribly evil.
She never knew that she went blue
and never knew whats light.
So she woke up one day,
and never knew what happened.
She saw some wings, a halo too,
and screamed since she was flattened.
A fat angel was sitting on her.
Right on her. Face. She begged, she pleaded,
''Get off of me!'' and he said, ''You've just been defeated.''

There once was a woman named..

You. You never saw this coming.
You never knew that I saw you
and never knew I was mumbling.
So I took your screen, your computer too.
I took all your speakers, and your tv, cool!

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Old 08-11-2009, 09:01 AM

Where art thou romeo..
The actors say. They yet do nothing but act.
For the pleasure and entertainment for others.
Yet when another speaks these words..
Where art thou romeo..
They have silence. As the actor gets
applause. A spoken word, yet means nothing
with reality, but means a bountiful amount of
joyce, and happiness in the fiction world.

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Old 08-11-2009, 09:24 AM



[[ нaιкus,, ]]

with only your tears
I come trembling with fear
yet you don't do alike..

the hollow trees stalk
they whisper to me goodbye..
yet they say hi again.

could you have felt it?
the trembling pain of love?
no.. your just a bear..

[[ poeмs,, ]]

describe..

although you cannot describe the pain i've felt.
You can describe the love i feel for you.
Yet you cannot describe how much i hate it.
But you can describe how much i love you.

where can you be..

where can you be without me..
in the house.. with millions..
or in the shed.. with piles of dirt.
you don't know how lucky you were with me.
yet you don't know how unlucky you are without me.
so where can you be, pretty boy?
with me, or nothing?

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Old 08-13-2009, 12:58 AM

Oculus, I've merged all of your poetry threads together.

Please remember that this forum only allows you to create one thread for poems. All of your future works should be posted in here. :yes:

 


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