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Old 08-10-2009, 03:42 AM

i saw this in the CDE forums when I was younger so I want to post one like it in Menewsha, 'cuz Menewsha is cool that way^^

1000 Way to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart~

Yes, just list some way to get kicked out of Wal-mart! Be sure to number them^^ I'll list the first five so you know what I mean^^ Let's make sure we reach our 1000 ways goal!

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Old 08-10-2009, 03:46 AM

1) Throw chocolate ice cream in all of the toilets.

2) Turn on all of the talking elmo dolls. Repeat several times.

3) Have Shopping-Cart races with your friends.

4) Have a movie night at the TV displays.

5) Try to make phone calls with the cell phones on display.

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Old 08-10-2009, 03:51 AM

Walking around dressed up like jedi and having jedi battles with the fake lightsabers

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Old 08-10-2009, 03:51 AM

I'm not suggesting anyone actually try this, but I do enjoy reading and making these lists just for fun.

I didn't come up with these, but I don't remember where I read them:

7. Go into one of the dressing rooms and shout, "There's no toilet paper!"

8. Hide inside the racks of clothing and whisper "Buy me!" when people walk by.

9. Or jump out at unsuspecting shoppers from inside the racks.

10. Set all of the alarms on the clocks to go off at the same time.

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Old 08-10-2009, 04:07 AM

11) Steal the speaker and say "Welcome to WalMart! KMART SUCKS!"

12) Sit on the conveyor belt at the cash register.

13) Uses boxes of toys to build a fort.

14) Go to the sports section and have a baseball game.

15) Have a tricycle race around the store.

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Old 08-10-2009, 07:41 PM

16) Have a massive food fight in the food aisles.

17) Play the guitar hero demo for 5 hours straight.

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Old 08-10-2009, 08:13 PM

18) take about ten of the itch powder containers, and put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

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Old 08-10-2009, 08:35 PM

19) haveing all the radio full blast x)

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Old 08-10-2009, 09:06 PM

20 - run around naked
21 - scream at random people "they're trying to eat me!"
22 - have a pie fight in the food aisle
23 - strip all the manikins and pose them to have gay/lesbian sex
24 - take over the PA system and say "Welcome to Sprawl-Mart we are going to kill your town"
25 -open all the boxed chocolates and sort them into creme-filled which you hate and others, cause you want a box with no cremes

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Old 08-10-2009, 10:42 PM

26) Steal someones uniform (I just always wanted to do that..)
27) Put on a hat, large sunglasses, and stalk someone! If they see you say you were hired to follow them.
28) Pick some random couple out and accuse one of them of cheating on you. (Make big lies, yell, get emotional... Then start it all over again on someone else lol)

Last edited by Agent HEY-LEE; 08-10-2009 at 10:43 PM.. Reason: I didn't make it green!! =O

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Old 08-11-2009, 02:29 AM

29) Steal super soakers and pretend you're on a secret mission for the CIA

30) Run around screaming that your going to sue because you think the fish tanks are 'animal cruelty'

31) Ask random peoples' opnions about the fake walmart sex toy line

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Old 08-11-2009, 02:29 AM

32) Take out all of the large rubber kid's balls from the cage and roll them down the aisles.
33) Rearrange the clothing racks by putting one item of each color on the hook or in repeating colored patterns.
34) You and a friend hijack a pair of the electric wheelchair-carts for disabled persons and have slow races through the store. (they don't go very fast)
35) If electric wheelchairs are unavailable or you've already been thrown out for misusing them, grab a pair of the regular store wheelchairs and race around the store. (they go faster)
36) Go to the jewelry department and make thick patterns of fingerprints all over the glass cases.

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Old 08-11-2009, 04:44 AM

37) Release the fishes from their tanks and start a wave of mass destruction against all passerby's and shoppers. (If they have a small fish department that is.)

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Old 08-11-2009, 04:57 AM

38. Break limbs off mannequins and use them to duel your friends in the aisles.

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Old 08-11-2009, 06:55 AM

39. Open the Gel Pen packages and write on white clothes and papers
40. Put Sticky notes on all of the books and CDs with rude messages

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Old 08-11-2009, 06:20 PM

41. Do the greeter's job for them until they get pissed off.
42. Play Football all over the store with a large group of friends.
43. Eat all of the ice cream in the store.
44. Steal all the "Magic The Gathering" cards and play with them with your friends.
45. Strap an amp to something (your back if nothing else mobile is available) and hook it up to a big battery, like a car battery or something and walk around, just rocking out.

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Old 08-11-2009, 06:46 PM

46. Quote Jeff Dunham: "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your s**t and get out"
47.Open bags of marbles and toss them on the floor.
48.Camp out in the books section and spoil the ending for people.
49.Go around in a trench coat saying "Pst. I got coupons. Lots of coupons, wanna see?" (That sounds so creepy)
50.Get into a loud argument about the plural form of platypus, when someone comes up and tells you, just scream at them to stay out of it.

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Old 08-11-2009, 09:49 PM

51. Challenge your friends to duels with your friends using the rolled up posters.
52. Hide all the Hannah Montana and Jonas Brother's cd cases by dropping them behind the shelves.
53. Hold conversations with the big stuffed animals.
54. Fence in a small child and charge people ten dollars for a sitting service.

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Old 08-12-2009, 12:23 AM

55. Announce over the loudspeaker that you just lost the game.
56. Go to the hunting section wearing a postal service uniform, looking very upset and muttering to yourself.
57. Take the manager hostage with one of the toy guns.
58. Start taking bets on how many of the vases you can juggle at once.
59. Set speakers to play gunshot sounds in the hunting section.
60. Hang shoes from all the overhead lights
61. Switch all the mannequins' clthes to make them into crossdressers. (Thank you for the ideas, Kirrii.)

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Old 08-12-2009, 12:49 AM

62. Use the microwaves to pop all of the popcorn
63. Open all ice-cream boxes and put spicy chili powder and salsa in all of them.
64. Disconnect all the refrigerators.
65. Break all seals in products marked "if seal is broken do not purchase"

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Old 08-12-2009, 12:55 AM

66. Run around screaming "GUN! SOMEONE'S GOT A GUN!
67. Do the same but with "FIRE!"
68. Sing the annoying song as loud as you can
("I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes") through the PDA system

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Old 08-12-2009, 01:31 AM

69. Each time the announcer guy uses the PDA system go into the fetal position and yell "Oh god no! The voices! The voices are back!"
70. Go up to any employee and ask him wear the hunting supplies is, grab one of the guns, find the same employee again after a few minutes and start to stalk him through the store.
71. Stuff your face with all of the sample food you can find

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Old 08-13-2009, 01:48 AM

72. Make capes out of the fabric in the fabric aisle.
73. Change clothes inside one of the clothing racks.
74. Get in line to buy a pack of gum, then take a half hour to pick a pack, if someone tries to go ahead while you make up your mind, shout loudly about poor service and rude people.
75. Sit in the baby clothes section and dress a baby doll.
76. Challenge strangers to magic duels with while wearing the fabric cape as a wizard robe, an orange cone as a hat, and nerds rope as a wand.

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Old 08-13-2009, 06:13 AM

77. Get as many boxes of liquid soap and water as you can and put them into baskets, take said boxes/bottles and pour them into food isles, one isle per friend, and see who can slide to the other end of the isle faster.
78. Cling to a random pole with a telephone and stare at the telephone, muttering insaine thoughts like "He'll call again, god knows he'll call again" and looking frantic.
79. Chew on ribs from the meat section... While they're in the package, and make growling noises and glare at people when they come near you.
80. Run in circles around the employees.

I give credit to my friends and I, who successfully got thrown out on multiple occasions and laughing hysterically.

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#25
Old 08-13-2009, 10:45 PM

81) While waiting in a full line, suddenly scream out as loud as you can.

 


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