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Old 08-13-2009, 10:53 PM

82. Put on a pair of shoes from the shoe department, preferably high heels, and walk down the main aisles like you're on the cat walk.

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Old 08-14-2009, 02:14 AM

83. Walk up to random people and give them hugs while shouting, "Free hugs!!".

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Old 08-14-2009, 01:59 PM

84) Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
85) Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
86) Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
87) TP as much of the store as possible
88) Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
89) Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
90) Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... "sir/madam... don't think that."
91) Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles

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Old 08-14-2009, 03:28 PM

92)go to the toy department and knock all the toy off the shelf
93)go to the cell phone displays and have a loud annoying converstation about whatever people are doing around you.
94) Were a suit and grab a toy gun from the toy department and run around the store stopping and pointing the gun at employees and say freeze your under arrest and act as if yopur FBI
(I can't think of anything good at the moment)

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Old 08-14-2009, 03:49 PM

95: fill a trolly to the top with condoms and watch the assistants face as you try to buy them all
96: walk round with a sign round ur neck saying: the end is nigh! and shout it out at people looking panicked
97: wait till the lift starts moving and scream "oh god~! we're gonna die!" and cause a fuss (when it's crowded of course)
98: walk around in a flasher coat
99: come upto someone randomly and tell them something like: i have new socks on today and smile
100: have an egg n flour fight

(Woohoo, I posted #100!)

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#31
Old 08-14-2009, 05:44 PM

101. Wait until the CD or DVD isles get really packed and start shoving CDs or DVDs up your shirt.
102. Have a huge Dodge ball fight.
103. Stand in the Fish isles and press your face up against the glass asking anyone who walks by if they've seen Nemo because he just isn't here!
104. Go to the home and garden department and find a hose and start spraying random people with it.
105. Try on clothes in the kids department and start having a fashion show.

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#32
Old 08-14-2009, 06:46 PM

106. Carry around a flashing blue light and yell "KMart blue light special in aisle 12 ends in 3 minutes!"

Last edited by Lynnzette; 08-14-2009 at 06:49 PM.. Reason: clarification

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Old 08-14-2009, 07:32 PM

107. Go to the food isale to the asian section and get pocky. Start to eat it right then and there walking by a random person through the empty box in there cart and shurgg walking away as fast as possible.
108. Randomly ask ladys if they are pregant.
109. Begin to act like a kid agin throwing huge ball at children there.
110. Go the fabric section and have a party unwidning the fabric till the ladys there have a cow run! But don't worry they can't catch you.
111. Go to the fake flowers and grab the prettys one go around and asking random people"will you marry me?"holding out the flower.

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#34
Old 08-15-2009, 12:00 AM

112.
take chocolate chips, microwave them so they're melted, and dump handfuls onto cashier's heads.
113.
bring tons of dogs in, grab all the meat from the meat section, and throw it so the dogs go crazy throughout the store.
114.
grab tons of random cards from that section, rip them all into pieces, turn a high-powered fan on, and aim it at the card-pieces pile.
115.
grab any and all food that's squishy or breakable, and start a walmart-wide food fight.
116.
make 30 batches of popcorn, make popcorn-caramel balls the size of baseballs, and shoot them through a pitching machine turned on full blast.

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#35
Old 08-27-2009, 05:05 PM

117. Bring all your pals over to the video game section and have them play on the consoles
118. Snatch the other customers' and employee's snacks.
119. Yell "Oh my gosh, the aliens are coming for us!!!"
120. Put on a little skit with the stuffed animals and/or Barbie Dolls.
121. Pick up a Magic 8 Ball, go up to random customers and tell them to ask a question.
122. Ride one of the bikes all around the store.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! This topic is freakin' hilarious!

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Old 08-27-2009, 05:21 PM

123: Have a LARP session right there.
124: set up all the stuffed animals and announce a Plushie War
125: Molest the mannequins
126: Take the plants from the Home and Garden section and put them in other parts of the store.

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Old 08-27-2009, 06:10 PM

124:Throw baloney at the customers
125:Randomly open a frozen waffle box and force feed it to random people
126:Get a flash light, put a towel around your back, and run around making action movie sound effects
127:Role play as a Cashier at the actual check-out counter

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#38
Old 08-27-2009, 06:14 PM

Here is a list me, a friend and my boyfriend came up with back in tenth grade, (I am not going back to re-number them. It would take too long.)

75 things to do at Wal-Mart:
Quote:
1. Hide in the clothes rack and say “Pick me!” when people pass by.
2. Fill the men's fitting rack with lingerie.
3. Go in the dressing rooms, wait a bit, and ask for toilet paper.
4. Put condoms in peoples' carts- mom and teen for best results.
5. Fish in the toy isle.
6. Get a gay to try on lingerie and ask the clerk how he looks.
7. Throw cottonballs or marshmallows at people.
8. Measure 6ft. Bubble gum and shout “False ad!”
9. Follow old people.
10. Pillow fight!
11. Pay the cashier in pennies.
12. Steal 25¢ items.
13. Play Hide and Seek in the lingerie isle.
14. Ride a bike throughout the men's section/entire store.
15. Play “Duck duck goose” in the shoe section.
16. Go in the woman's section and tell older women when they pick up clothes, “Put that down you're too fat for that!”
17. Get a young kid (5 or under) and get them to ask a cashier, “Where can I find cigarettes”.
18. Lay fabrics from the crafts section on the floor and roll in them.
19. Test out Windex on random people to see if it really works.
20. Spray Frebreze throughout the cleaning isle.
21. Play “Cops and Robbers”.
22. Try on lingerie in the isle and ask people who go by “if you look sexy/hot”.
23. Walk around in robes and slippers.
24. Light a candle in the fragrance isle to see if it really smells like it should.
25. Ask an old man/woman what a tampon is used for.
26. Play soccer with Slimfast cans in the food isle.
27. Cough and say “fatass” as you walk by people in the candy isle.
28. Set up a tent in the sporting area.
29. (Must speak French) Take pictures and when they ask for the camera tell them you don't understand.
30. Ask “Where is the elevator”.
31. Try on clothes and walk out with them on (remember to cut tags!)
32. Cry and tell people you're lost. Ask for $100 and a taxi.
33. Ask where the money is at the front desk.
34. (If you speak some French) Tell people you are a famous French actress studying for a role as a fat American worker.
35. Try to get people to do the wave.
36. Ask people if they will tweeze your eyebrows.
37. Try paying the cashier with an 'IOU'.
38. Mime.
39. Open a vacuum and start cleaning the floor when people ask tell them, “This place is filthy”.
40. Bring your pet so they can pick out their favorite toy.
41. Go into the kids shoe isle and try on every shoe and toss all the others over your shoulder, yelling that the shoes don't fit. Have your friend shout at you, “You're in the wrong isle!”.
42. Take a kiddie pool and at least 20 Aquafina bottles of water, and fill the pool. Drag it to the shampoo isle and try every one looking for the best scent.
43. Tell men who have a beer belly that you are part of a new T.V. Show and they will be given $50 if they try on a bikini and run around squaking like a bird. Tell them later that they are being secretly taped.
44. (Males only) Sit in the middle of the makeup isle and give yourself a makeover.
45. (Females only) Paint men's nails.
46. Go to the food section and eat the food to see if its fresh.
47. Take Mentos and multiple bottles of cola and drop the Mentos and boom! (Run away you fool!)
48. Have a marker fight with the little kids.
49. Have a shopping cart race.
50. (Must have a boyfriend/girlfriend) Makeout in front of an old/young couple.
51. Have a watergun fight (Water balloons included)
52. Try on every piece of jewelry and tell the girls, “I need to find something to match my future husband's eyes”. (Guys must do it too)
53. Find the most expensive item, bring it to the register and after she rings up and waits for you to pay, say, “I don't want this anymore”.
54. Get a hug coupon (America's Favorite Coupon Book) and hug anyone that comes too close.
55. Try on every lipstick to find “your color”.
56. Spray on all perfumes and complain that they are all too “strong”.
57. Go in the store and ask “Where's the nearest Wal-Mart locates?”.
58. Play volleyball with a medicine ball in the cookware isle (near the breakable plates).
59. Play toe races with the huge tires.
60. (Girls mainly) Ask a random person to put mascara on you. If they agree wait until they get close and scream, “Ow! Asswipe, that's my eye!”.
61. Go up to a random couple and say, “Weren't you that one guy/girl I madeout with last night?”.
62. (Must have sneakers) Untie your shoes and ask people, “Can you tie my shoes please? I forgot how to...”.
63. (Must love/know about Foamy) Get a chair and table and ask for donations to build the future Church of Foamy.
64. Find a bottle of diet pills with the EXTREME WARNING label. Ask people to read it and say, “Won't this go great with my anti-depressants?”
65. Take some hair gel and rub in on someone's face and tell them it's a wonderful face mask.
66. Take markers, draw on yourself, and ask people if what you drew would be a good tattoo.
67. Touch the belly of a fat woman and ask, “When's the baby due?”.
68. (Guys only) Go up to a guy with long hair and tell him, “Hey you're pretty hot. Wanna go out sometime? I can always show a girl a good time”.
69. If a woman is in the hair dye isle, tell her, “You really need to dye your hair, look at all those grays!”
70. Walk to an older couple and tell them, “Hey grandma and grandpa, haven't seen you in ages!”.
71. Paste a bar code on one of your friends and try to buy them.
72. Have a pokémon battle in any of the toy isles.
73. Gallop through the store saying “bring out yer dead!”.
74. Play tag.
75. (If they have Guitar Hero set up) Have a tournament and for any song you know, sing really, really, really loud and annoying!
So now up to 202 ways! :D

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#39
Old 08-27-2009, 06:26 PM

Go to the sporting goods aisle, find a volleyball, pick it up, set it down on the floor, walk away from it a few paces, then drop to your knees and yell at the volleyball "WILSON!!!"
(For best effects, you must have seen the movie Castaway, and it should be a Wilson brand volleyball...)

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#40
Old 08-27-2009, 06:39 PM

204. Tell them you like target better.

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#41
Old 09-01-2009, 08:26 PM

Bowling with food.

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#42
Old 09-01-2009, 08:27 PM

206. Yell, I have a bomb.

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#43
Old 09-01-2009, 08:31 PM

207. Walk into the employee room and ask them if they have a computer that you can use.

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#44
Old 09-02-2009, 06:29 AM

208. Sneak in at night and drill a hole in the floor leading to a sewer in search for gold

P.S. No double comments Latte

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#45
Old 09-02-2009, 12:56 PM

209. Beating up a wal-mart shoper.

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#46
Old 09-03-2009, 08:21 PM

210. Eat all the cereal on the shelves.
211. Knock over a bunch of old ladies.
212. Steal clothing (duh).

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#47
Old 09-22-2009, 06:02 PM

213. Open boxes of Nice n Easy hair color, take out the tube of conditioner, and try to purchase it.

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#48
Old 09-24-2009, 06:50 AM

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213. Open boxes of Nice n Easy hair color, take out the tube of conditioner, and try to purchase it.
214: Make mess
215: Steal goods
216: Make out with some one
217: Not enough money
218: No PETS ALLOWD
219: No vehicle
220: Break some window
221: Trash a trash of can
222: No wepons allowd
223: No explosives
224: Cash and Cridit cards ONLY!

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#49
Old 09-24-2009, 08:03 AM

Turn all the radios onto a religious station and blare. Scream "AMEN" and "Hallelujah" as loudly and as often as possible.

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#50
Old 09-24-2009, 01:31 PM

226. Sit in the pet isle and start to eat the dog biscuits
227. Put a toddler in the deep freeze
228. run over an elderly person with your cart

 


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