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08-11-2009, 08:25 AM
o.0
This isnt zero from gaia is it?
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08-11-2009, 08:26 AM
LOL the Hose A and B one made me laugh really hard. <3
Rampage; Oh, sorry. XD Heh. =P
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08-11-2009, 08:27 AM
That depends, Im ZEROWolF mk2 on gaia at the moment... I was ZEROWolF689
Do you know me?
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08-11-2009, 08:28 AM
Awww damn, no. I know someone with a VERY similar username ^^
I havnt spoken to them in ages.
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08-11-2009, 08:30 AM
What as your gaia name? You never know, I might know you anyway
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Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?No - but hes got a ruff idea.
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08-11-2009, 08:30 AM
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While doing the vasectomy, Bill’s doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill’s missing ball with an onion.
Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. “How’s your sex life?” the doc asked. “Pretty good, but I’ve had some strange side effects.” “Like what?” the nervous doc asked anxiously. “Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on.”
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Yeah it's corny, but I laughed.
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08-11-2009, 08:30 AM
hahahah..
wats your user on Gaia Tiger??
LOL. Brownchickenbrowncowww lol
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08-11-2009, 08:34 AM
hahaa, an onion? thats a questionable doctors studio thing to have an onion on hand done you think haha
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A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serve you.""Why not?" askes the brain."Youre already out of your head."
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08-11-2009, 08:39 AM
BAHAHAH.. that's a good one.
im trying to find some funny feminist jokes XD
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08-11-2009, 08:40 AM
righto,You have fun doing that, In the meantime, ponder this-
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If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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08-11-2009, 08:46 AM
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* What do you call epileptic lettuce?
* Seizure salad.
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x'D omg.
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* How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?
* With relish.
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hurrhurrhurr.
I know they're stupid jokes, that's the point. =P
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08-11-2009, 08:46 AM
hmmm....... can it be both?
Homeless people can be both naked & homeless sometimes
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08-11-2009, 08:48 AM
with relish! haha!
ok, two from me, Second one is a bit violent though haha
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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
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What do you do when your wife's staggering?
Shoot her again.
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Harsh, but pretty funny haha
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08-11-2009, 08:51 AM
This isn't so much a joke as a really good line to remember.
An actual joke now:
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Two peanuts were walking through a park. One was a salted.
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You might need to read the second one out loud to get it.
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08-11-2009, 08:51 AM
HAHAHAHAH
Oh zero. that was a mean one lol
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08-11-2009, 08:53 AM
the peanut one is a classic haha
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Did you hear about hte new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.
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Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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08-11-2009, 09:00 AM
HAHAHAHA...
that french one is good.
Damn frenchies lol
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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08-11-2009, 09:01 AM
Rofl the perverted chicken one made me laugh, good one. <3
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* What do you call a fly with no wings?
* A walk.
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I'm getting these off a site called "really bad jokes", so.
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08-11-2009, 09:04 AM
Really bad jokes are the best ones! Allthough that fly one is a childhood favourite haha
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A husband and wife are eating soup. the wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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Girl :"I want to end our relationship,I am going to return you everything you gave me.."
Boy : "Okay then,Let's start with Kisses..!!!"
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That is the best line ever. I wish I had thought of that myself.
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08-11-2009, 09:06 AM
@Zero- lol...
well maybe i should say that to you 2moro & you can try it out XD
lol
jkjk
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08-11-2009, 09:07 AM
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* Ask me if I'm a tree.
* Huh?
* Ask me if I'm a tree.
* Are you a tree?
* No.
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I don't know why this made me laugh. :S
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08-11-2009, 09:11 AM
damn right is a joke. I'd murder you if you did that to me!
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Husband: Will u marry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Husband: No i will also live with ur sister
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08-11-2009, 09:12 AM
@Ves-hehehe it made me laugh
Cause it....well... its terrible funny
@Zero- awww you have nothing to worry bout baby.
Im not going anywhere. I love you to much hehe
@your joke- i loled XD
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08-11-2009, 09:17 AM
Damn strait!
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Two lovers plan to suicide.
Boyjumps first.
Girl close her eyes and returned back saying "Love is blind"
Boy in air opens his parachute and says "True love never dies.
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08-11-2009, 09:17 AM
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* Where do pigs park their cars?
* In porking lots.
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