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08-12-2009, 12:28 PM
hehehehehe.
thankyou baby
I shall try my best =)
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Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
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ZERO WolF
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08-12-2009, 12:34 PM
haha. Thats good too.
And now MSN wont sign me back in! T_T
I hate this computer sometimes!!!
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DizzieDummie
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08-12-2009, 12:36 PM
ahahaha, all these jokes are too damn hilarious X'DDDD
feel like a cheapshot but here are some copy and pasted jokes from a site i visited earlier :B
warning for slightly dirty jokes u_u;;
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One day a tiny Apache indian child walked into Big Chief Sitting Bull's Teepee.
"Sitting Bull," He asked,
"Why does every man in our tribe have such long, complicated names?"
"Well," says Sitting Bull,
"Its simple.Whenever a baby in this tribe is born, His Father wanders outside, absorbs the wonder of nature and then names his child on the first thing he sees. Why do you ask, Two dogs f*cking?"
A stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
- 'What would you like to talk about?'
- 'Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
- OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the blonde's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
- 'Hmmm, I have no idea....'
To which the blonde replies,
- 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no transportation."
Based on statistics, the most used s*xual position among married couples is doggy style
- the husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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08-12-2009, 12:56 PM
haha,
Sorry guys, But I'm gettin tired again. Its gettin late an I need my sleep for tommorow.
Have fun laughing!
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Kalium
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08-12-2009, 01:09 PM
DizzieDummie, those are some of the raunchiest jokes I have ever come across.
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08-12-2009, 01:23 PM
Egads. Multi tasking is soo hard sometimes lol.
MUST FIND MORE JOKES lol
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_citr0n
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08-12-2009, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Cremuex Levier
Thanks for the heads up there Seito!
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Haha... that reminds me of what my friend and I call the seagulls at our school, schoolgulls! :lol:
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