What is the name of our business?

EDIT: Nevermind, Cami said it already. Amaterasu Corp. xD thanks!

Yes, but I found it funny xD

I'll do the newspaper ads ^^

@Cami: lol It's an adult candy & plushie store? x'D

XD Let's leave the adult off. It doesn't work with my 500 word perfect employee thing.

@Knitted Doll - You need the daily salary and a sign-up bonus for that list.

@Cami - I'm not gonna start the minigame, I'm just gonna make banners. XD

Guys, I might have somesomesome time right now.
Any writing need to be done?

Oops, I forgot that bit :3 I've edited it, and I'm doing the newspaper ads right now.

*sigh* I can do work job #6

I'm already working on work job #6. o 3o

@Hatake: You can do work job #3~

flipipingfrick.

Sorry, I need to eat then go to allergist. No way I can get around that. Thought I had more time.
D8
Damn.

Done the poster, working on the powerpoint ad now.

Kent: Let me post what I have so far on my essay, so you can relate the interview questions to our ideal employee:

As a candy and plushie shop, Amaterasu Corp wants employees who have never quite grown up. Our ideal employees are eight-year-olds who made a wish to be big and now look thirty (because besides just being a lot of fun and still loving toys and candy just as much as our customers, they don’t demand nearly as high of a salary), but those perfect employees being uncommon, we’re happy to consider other employees as well.

If we must take adults, we want ones who parents have always asked them why they can’t just act their age, and who’s friends always complain about them being immature. These wonderful adults will be playing with the plushies and scarfing down the candy when customers come in, demonstrating to those impressionable young minds that these are must have items, and resulting in long lasting temper tantrums in order to convince their parents to buy them.

Of course the employees should also be responsible, blah, blah, blah, but only to a degree. After all, responsibility is overrated. Irresponsible employees misplace their payment checks and never manage to cash them, resulting in more money for the company! And even if they steal , well, it just looks like our products are flying off the shelf, making them all the more desirable to the customers.

These employees should buck the system! Wearing whatever they want to work and, preferably bright colors that don’t match and scare adults away, leaving the kids free to buy whatever they want with their parents money. And hey, naked Fridays are okay too. After all, it’s just the parents who are offended by this, our actual customers will find it cool and amusing.

@Hatake: Oh, okay, then we'll see you later? o 3o

@Minu: Can't wait to see them~ :'3

@Cami: That looks great. x'D

http://i26.tinypic.com/5ebrcj.jpg

I can either do them like this, or I can do them in word and screen-cap them.

@Cami - That's great~ I'll definitely try to relate it to that~ >w<

Dammit. I don't have time for both the work jobs and chore tasks. ;3;

Here: While my water is boiling and I can be on for a bit.

Positions: Head Jawbreaker (Boss)

Ribbon candy twirl expert (In charge of quality control)

Food chemists

Sugar Sifter (Incharge of getting supplies)

Sweet Sellers (Marketers)

Sugar Paper Filers ( Secretaries)

Architectural Frostings expert (designer/builder for all stores and such)

Dye experts (Advertising people who make the posters)

Jelly bean counters (accounting)

Ummmm.... Need one more.

Done. I'll submit it.

As a candy and plushie shop, Amaterasu Corp wants employees who have never quite grown up. Our ideal employees are eight-year-olds who made a wish to be big and now look thirty (because besides just being a lot of fun and still loving toys and candy just as much as our customers, they don’t demand nearly as high of a salary), but those perfect employees being uncommon, we’re happy to consider other employees as well.

If we must take adults, we want ones who parents have always asked them why they can’t just act their age, and who’s friends always complain about them being immature. These wonderful adults will be playing with the plushies and scarfing down the candy when customers come in, demonstrating to those impressionable young minds that these are must have items, and resulting in long lasting temper tantrums in order to convince their parents to buy them.

Of course the employees should also be responsible, blah, blah, blah, but only to a degree. After all, responsibility is overrated. Irresponsible employees misplace their payment checks and never manage to cash them, resulting in more money for the company! And even if they steal , well, it just looks like our products are flying off the shelf, making them all the more desirable to the customers.

These employees should buck the system! Wearing whatever they want to work and, preferably bright colors that don’t match and scare adults away, leaving the kids free to buy whatever they want with their parents money. And hey, naked Fridays are okay too. After all, it’s just the parents who are offended by this, our actual customers will find it cool and amusing.

We have no issue with body piercings, tattoos, dyed hair, or any other body enhancements, because then our employees will look awesome, and the kids will want to grow up to be just like them and come by to see how cool adults can be, if they don’t grow up all boring like their parents.

The best employees will also know how to sew because when product gets damaged, we just fix it and put it back on the shelves. The sewing doesn’t have to be great because the kids won’t notice. Jagged threads and escaping plush will just give our toys a hard, battle worn look that the kids will adore.

If our employees must bring weapons to work, we prefer that they be unloaded or dulled down. While weapons certainly will fascinate our target customer, kids getting injured in the store will only result in lots of unwanted paperwork and police involvement, and we would prefer to avoid those issues.

Finally, we want our employees to like hanging out with kids. They should prefer it to hanging out with adults, and feel free to go to the park, or to amusement parks, or just to get some ice cream with our customers. The more our employees like children, the better.

With great benefits and a livable salary, this is the perfect place for our ideal employee to work.

Sounds like we might draw in pedophiles. ; A;

@Katurine - Start on a chore task if you want, if you can't think of any work jobs you want to do.

Hatake: What about sales clerks? XD

Edit to Kent: That was kind of part of the joke for the last paragraph. <<,,

As soon as Kent's done with the interview questions, those of us without tasks need to go interview a few people each.

Oop, I posted in the wrong thread, lol.
How goes the work guys??

If you need art for your mini game task.
I'd LOVE to help with that.
:' )

Popcorn Gun: Please do. D:

Can we interview you for a possible position with our company too?

Tasks #3 is supposed to be related to task #4, so what are we going to do? o 3o;

@Popcorn Gun: And you can even become one of the sun team members~

:'D

@ Hadsvich && Cami ::


Ok, and I'd LOVE that!
> w <
What questions do you guys need me to answer?