So. I'm insanely tired of my friend. All he does is bitch about me talking about the same thing, as if he doesn't. I'm tired of hearing about food, which is all he ever talks about. If I try to bring something else up, he freaks out, and doesn't want to talk about it. When I block him, he gets on a diffrent IM name, just ot message me, and say something stupid like, "OMG DONT TALK TO ME UNLESS YOU'RE APOLOGIZING", because he's the one who called me a "self-righteous bitch, who is impossible to talk to" and various other things.

So, the fuck do I do besides block this moron for all eternity?

Was that a one-time situation or does it happen all the time? If it does, for how long has this gone on?

There's a couple of possible reasons things are difficult between the two of you right now, here's just some of them:

1. He's facing difficult times right now and just kind of vents when talking to you. Then maybe you could even try to help him in order to get him back to how he was before.
2. Either one or both of you just had a bad day (if it was a one-time situation). Things should be back to normal pretty fast then.
3. Both of you have developed into different directions and just don't share any common topics anymore. In that case don't outright ignore him (that's a bit impolite), but simply don't start any more conversations with him? Keep some loose distance for a while and try to find out whether you still have common grounds for a friendship or rather have to move on.

It doesn't happen all that often, but it happens more then it should. It's gone on since I met him, a few months ago. Almost a year I think?

Seriously, he might just be a bit of an ass. Is he worth much as a friend? If not, ditch him.

i would have to agree with stormlick.... this guy sounds like a jerk!!! if it doesnt stop soon than stop talking to him.

Well, I don't want to be mean or anything but just tell him to shut up. Tell him you get that he is mad and fat and likes food but stop bitching about it. (Sorry for the curse word.) I think he needs to get over his crown he once held. =/

If your friend annoys you that much, stop talking to him. Simple.
I do not understand why you would want to friends with someone who just irritates you, so... don't. Tell him you don't want to be friends anymore and block him if he continues to bother you. End of story.

It sounds like he's just an online friend and I agree with everyone else, just block his ass

He needs to realize that the more he acts this way towards other people, the more likely he wouldn't be able to keep/make friends.

Try to calmly let him know how you feel about his attitude. Try to be patient the entire way thru, even if he yells at you.

If he continues to act that way, then tell him you 2 should no longer be friends.
And I'm pretty sure there's a "bloack all except my friends" setting on IM.
Even if he creates a new screenname, he wouldn't be able to contact you.

I'm a bit shocked everybody seems to think that just because you only know someone online a friendship is worth nothing and just putting them on ignore is perfectly viable. Apart from this kind of behaviour being extremely impolite (the anonymity of the web is no reason to throw all courtesy overboard :no: ), if Retro didn't care about this friend a least a small bit she wouldn't have started a topic about this whole situation.

I'm with pinkii on this. Talk to him and let him know that, if he doesn't stop behaving like that, first your friendship and then probably all his friendships will cease to exist. If you feel like terminating this friendship (and when someone is getting on your nerves because of something that's ALWAYS been part of his personality ever since you first met them, doing so is the logical consequence), tell him why before blocking them.

(And only block him if he starts terrorising you. If he only sends an occasional message after that, read them, but don't reply to them. He might one day send you a message that he's changed and would like to give this friendship a second chance. If you care for him, you might not want to miss something like that.)

i think you should give him a chance and try to work things out. but if not block that jerk's ass! he dosn't sound like much of a friend, but if he messages you saying he wants another chance, give him another chance.