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#1076
Old 01-02-2010, 01:22 AM

This is horrible! I told you to get me a thong! >:U *throws the panties at you*

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#1077
Old 01-02-2010, 01:24 AM

:rofl:
CAMEL FOREHEAD, CAMEL FOREHEAD!

We've only got gummy thongs at the moment. D:
Do you want grape-flavored or schnozzberry-flavored?

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#1078
Old 01-02-2010, 01:36 AM

Grape! Always grape! ...That's what my inhaler tastes like. = w=

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#1079
Old 01-02-2010, 01:38 AM

Oops, I just accidentally sold the grape pair to Howdy's mother... :roll:
Looks like you'll have to settle for schnozzberry!

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#1080
Old 01-02-2010, 01:54 AM

Oh fer chrissakes people, you're ruining my wholesome image with your incessant crotchtalk!

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#1081
Old 01-02-2010, 01:55 AM

...Belly, you have the head of a rat. I don't think anybody ever viewed you as wholesome.

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#1082
Old 01-02-2010, 01:57 AM

I just LOL'd. ;)
I rarely do that!

Belly, Anna has a point.
You NEVER had a wholesome image.
Except for that one time when you baked me a cake as fast as you could.
But that doesn't count, because it was lemon-flavored. :evil:

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#1083
Old 01-02-2010, 02:45 AM

And what's wrong with lemon-flavored cakes?! Hmph!

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#1084
Old 01-02-2010, 02:59 AM

Uwaaah, Belly, I love your pirate-rat! *w* <3

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#1085
Old 01-02-2010, 02:59 AM

Oh thank you =) I made it for Bartuc's holiday dress up contest thingie, just for fun.

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#1086
Old 01-02-2010, 04:43 AM

It's ugly as hell.
But I love the ensemble!

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#1087
Old 01-02-2010, 05:14 AM

A least she's wearing pants >.>

*cough*crazyho*cough*

Thanks for the hair clips Belly!! :heart:

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#1088
Old 01-02-2010, 05:18 AM

Pfft? Me? A crazy hoe!?
Have you seen your whorish stockings yet?
IT'S LIKE THE STREETWALKER CALLING THE PORN STAR CHEAP! :talk2hand:
At least the film industry provides steady wages! Pfft whore. >=O

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#1089
Old 01-02-2010, 05:38 AM

Hey, I'm part of the street Walkers Union!! :illgetu: We have dental!!! And pants on tuesdays!! And looking into your eyes I'd suggest a check up....a little jaundiced, might be the hep!

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#1090
Old 01-02-2010, 05:51 AM

LOL! The Hep!! :rofl:
You seriously made me laugh out loud! xD;

AND THOSE AREN'T PANTS YOU'RE WEARING ON TUESDAYS! THEY'RE BERMUDA SHORTS! Big big big difference!

I should go get a check-up, though. o:
I'd love to have Hepatitis. It would be the best Christmas present EVER!
I can go out on disability and collect my porn star wages if I have it! :yes:
So then I can stop crying myself to sleep at night from all of the pain and lack of love in my life... :cry:

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#1091
Old 01-02-2010, 06:03 AM

just tell yourself that money=love....... Yup, that's a big stack of love they leave on the dresser on the way out :yes:

But at least you're famous, doesn't it warm your heart every time you hear, "you look familiar...can you bend over? Oh Hey, it is you!! I'm your biggest fan!" :D

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#1092
Old 01-02-2010, 06:06 AM

Pfff, the hep! Sounds like a hip dance the kids are doing these days! ...Oh, wait, that's the Hivvy. ^^;

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#1093
Old 01-02-2010, 06:11 AM

What the hell's the Hivvy?
I was going to say, "No, the popular dance is the Jerk!"
...But uh, you kind of ruined my moment. :stare:
-throws an autographed nudie of himself at Anna- =3

@Aoi: Oh, money's made out of love? :o
Is that how my second son Cash was conceived?
Because the condom we used was made out of dollar bills... >w>;

I always get that! People stop me on the streets and tell me to do things I don't even do in the films! :gonk:
Sometimes I do them, though... for tips. Makes me feel less lonely. Dx

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#1094
Old 01-02-2010, 06:14 AM

The hivvy=HIV. I am a horrible person, but we already knew that.
Oh, sorry for ruining your moment... but it was totally worth it. = w=

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#1095
Old 01-02-2010, 06:15 AM

You smell like penis waffles. :gonk:

Mm... Penis waffles... They remind me of the good old days!

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#1096
Old 01-02-2010, 06:46 AM

Damnit, I was hoping that for once that wasn't about me. Dx
...What do penis waffles smell like, anyways?

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#1097
Old 01-02-2010, 07:01 AM

O.O Penis waffles? O.o...... :rofl:

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#1098
Old 01-02-2010, 07:36 PM

They smell like, uh... :shock:!
-covers Aoi's ears and whispers to Anna-

...Yeah! :gonk:
Just don't put them in your forehead appendage!
You don't wanna get yourself pregnant! :illgetu:
...Well, unelss you want to. I mean, the waffle batter was donated by an anonymous donor...
So who knows what terribly scary genes the father has! :shock:

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#1099
Old 01-02-2010, 10:42 PM

I've been craving waffles for like a month...I think you just cured me X.x

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#1100
Old 01-02-2010, 10:49 PM

That cat looks like a cookie jar. Me want cookie!

 


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