That mouse pirate looks like a cheap slut.
Me want a chocolate souffle! D:

i want creme brulee...from Disneyland

Disneyland, or Disney World?
...Wait, Disneyland's the one in Cali, right? :|
I always forget these things...

Anyway, I had creme brulee at this nice French restaurant in Epcot... at the Disney place in Florida. :roll: :lol:

Boo, my feet are freezing. :<

Boo, I give a crap. :roll:
IRK3N, wake the hell up! :illgetu:
There should be NO reason why your pastel avatar's eyes are droopy and making z bubbles.
BLASPHEMY, I TELLS YA! :gonk:

*sprinkles love all over the thread* I hope your quest is going well Belly.

Belly's not here right now, she's on the pot taking a dump. :)
Please leave a message after the toilet flush.

-insert sound of toilet flushing here-

O.O Uhm....Hi, this is Jelly, I'm just there to sprinkle some love all over your thread. Uhm....feel free to call me back at 555-1234. Have a pleasant...potty time?

-insert machine click here-

"HEY, THIS IS BELLY! I JUST HAD THE MOST AWESOME BOWEL MOVEMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! Oh, it's you. Um... well, this is awkward... Still want that deer milk? I have some in my fridge!"

Rofl. I would love some deer milk. xD

"WELL TOO BAD, IT'S ALL MINE! D:<"

Oh dear. Belly seems a bit cranky. :gonk:

....:stare: *tackle belly* Gimme!

"STOP TACKLING ME THROUGH THE PHONE! I HAVE A BOOMERANG-SHAPED BRA AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"

:o

Facade, you should take her off of speakerphone... this is getting embarrassing. D:

Oh shi-- D:
I forgot about speakerphone! :gonk:
...Where the hell is the speakerphone button on this thing anyway!?
-throws phone at wall and watches it explode into a bazillion pieces-
Oh damn. Stupid newfangled machines!

Facie, that wasn't even the phone... that was the cat toaster. >_>

Hm, toaster?
Well then where's my English muffin!? :gonk:

Up your butt, but that's besides the point.

Belly has a boomerang bra? Pffft, I want one!

Hello Briannamal.

D:
STUFFING GRAINS UP MY BUM WHILE I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THIS TECHNOLOGICAL CRAP IS NOT PROPER! :talk2hand:
Now get it out, or else I'll shave your legs again! D:<

*sneaks up and peeks in the window*

Nope, they're still in there.

*runs away again*

BELLY! :illgetu:
You've got some 'splainin to do, you filthy little rat!

I think pirate rats are cute.
Not filthy at all!
Perfectly sanitary...
._.;;

MUTINY! :illgetu:
-throws a brick at yew-

Pirate rats are adorable!

It's so precious to watch them rape and pillage. :3