Actually, her mother was a flying monkey. :yes:

-karate chops rat trap-

I think it's beautiful when a flying monkey and an undead tranny get together.

It's like Lady and the Tramp. Except, y'know... with a flying monkey and undead tranny.

@Sidhe ~ My rat trap! :gonk: And it was only one day away from retirement!

:rofl: Why haven't I talked to you sooner, Howdy?
HUH!? EXPLAIN THAT TO ME!

Us undead trannies never let flying monkeys out of our sight. Even now, Roscoe - that is, Sidhe's "mother" - is sitting on my mantel in a coffee can. :yes:
It's labeled 'tampons'. :)

HOWDY! That just earned you a picture with John Lithgow.
JOHNNNN LIPCOOOO

-poops in Sidhe's cleavage-

@Facade ~ Because i'm secretly your superhero identity and we're never seen in the same room together.

@Sidhe ~ Hooray! My dream best friend!

That sounds like the wrong type of conspiracy theory, Howdy!
I'm going to have to contact my gynecologist lawyer concerning this matter. :stare:

A tampon pepper? Really?

Is... the pepper symbolism? Or just an artistic representation of me?

It's a representation of the bond we share. :yes:
And Sidhe is his right eyeball.

A little of both, Howdee.

Sidhe, you're scaring me.
I command you to stop in...
SIXTEEN HOURS. D:
And counting.

-disobeys- >:C

You can't, it's already been over sixteen hours.
Fail, hoe. FAIL.

No, you fail. hoehoehoheoheoheoheoehoehoeee

I, I lunch pail.
You should know this by now.

There uh... seems to be some hearts dripping out from under your skirt, Sidhe. o.o

It's all in your head, Howdy.

The mind is a funny thing.

There's a turd on your head!

WHAT?!
:gonk:

Well, it was there a month ago.. Maybe it melted off in the rain.

Well, I suppose that's good, then...