*Mai creeps in and jumps on Sissy's head and chews on*

Hewwo.

*Mai talks through Sissy's hair*

@Hata- You are! c: Please don't pee on a stick mommy, we already know you're preggers. :C

@Sissy- How'd you get in Hata's tummy?! D8

...I haff mah wahs.

*Mai still has hair in her mouth so she spits it out*

Pfftuhh.

... I have twins???
:gonk:

Yes! That means you have twice the luff. 8D

I think you should be less worried what you're preggers with and more worried about how you got yourself that way. D: I mean, since you're both the mommy and the daddy.

@Sissy- Put that back in your mouth. I like it there. >:C

Uhhhh... okay?

*Mai stuffs some hair back into her mouth*

Medder, Shishy?

owo If Hata's having Mai and Anna twins, I call dibs on being the awesome older sister/aunt! C:

.....
*calls a women's clinic*

Is it past the first trimester?

Mommy, I'm 17 years old. I thought you knew...?

Yaaaay auntie! *clings to Lathy from inside of Hata's tummy* Awwwwwkwaaarrrdddd....

I'm too puny for this type of odd sh*t.
:illgetu:

*C-sections you two out and makes a run for it*

*Mai remains clinging to Sissy's hair*

I'm boooorn. HELLO WORLD.

...Again? O___o;;;

*Mai doesn't bother thinking too hard about how this all is possible*

*Anna remains clingling to Hatake's belly button* You forgot to cut the umbilical corrrrrrd.

IT'LL FALL OUT BY ITSELF.

YEAH, IN, LIKE, SEVENTEEN MORE YEARS. >:U

WAIT FIFTEEN MINUTES, GOSH, DIDN'T YOU HAVE A HEALTH CLASS?

YEAH, BUT THE ONLY THING YOUR TUMMY OFFERED WAS HOW TO USE A CONDOM, HOW TO GIVE BIRTH, WHY CIGARETTES KILL (EXCEPT THE LADY THAT TAUGHT US SMOKED AND WASN'T DEAD, SO I FIGURE THAT WAS BULLSHIT), EVERYBODY MASTURBATES AND SEX IN ADVERTISING. NEVER LEARNT ABOUT UMBILICAL CORDS.

*drops you in front of a public school*
LEARN.

WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I GET LESS THAN A 4.0 GPA? D:

Where's my daddy? ;-;

YES, but nothing less than a 3.0 GPA!
>I

;-;
Hata, I'm adopting you as my daddy, okay?
I can keep a steady 3.8, I promise! D8
... T__T That's a lie, I finished the year with a 3.7.. I think... I just know I didn't make 3.8, because I was depressed about not being able to get any scholarships from the people that told me 'KEEP A STEADY 3,8+ TO GET IN FREE HERP DERP'

I blame my english teacher ._. She's the reason I'm staying clear of any AP lit classes next year, making my hard work essentially useless xD;

Kinny can keep a stead-GAH FLEAS GET OFF! AHH! *runs around scratching his legs* :<!!

o_o Kinny, come here, kinnykinnykinnyy! *holds a flea collar behind my back, offering catnip with the other hand*

THE DRUGS! *charges at Rainy*