Jake: Squish me behind the couch please.

ok O_O *starts to squish Lix behind the couch*

*slaps jake* >:{
Not good

Dragon: >> Please don't squish her.

Lix: And you. Please don't be asked to be squished xD

Seph: I am suppose to be his *Points to DT* Kitty so you would have to ask him I guess.

Jake: Thanks!

Lix: its ok
DT: why did you slap me?
Seph: she asked me too

Lix: Uhhh...ok?

Donal: Would it be ablright if I pet your kitty? *I did NOT mean for it to sound that perverted xD*

Dragon: I know but she's drunk on power xD

Jake: You tried to squish my kitty!!

Seph: Yes you can rub my pu--..Yeah you can pet my kitty :B

Donal: that only gets one thing from me.... LMFAO

Lix: *pets*

*Pouts as she stops being squished* Fine. *Is petted and sits on couch*

Lix: I thought kitties liked being petted

Seph: I know, I'm awesome

sorry Lix i would have squished you more if i hadn't been slaped *glares at DT*

Seph: Mmm...normally. I's just in a bad mood cause to some peoples ignore all my questions and won't give me answers. *Purrs slightly*

Jake: Thanks hun.

Lix: Aww...Well that's no fun xD *pets more*

Lix: :hug: *wispers to Lix* how about when he not looking

Jake: no squishing mah kity!!!

DT: what if she wants to be squish? and how did you hear me?

Jake: she doesnt get squished!
and uh wel I'm a ninja turtle, we're awesome

Seph: You are telling me. *Purrs happily at being pet*

DT: I is only a kitty....

Jake: Thanks again hun.

Lix: Think he'll figure it out? *scratches kitties chin*

but i like squishing things, and if i can't squished her... *starts to squish DT behind the sofa*

Lix: my kitty :(

Jake: *dies*

*continues to squish DT in until he is fully in* i would be better if i squish her in :S

Seph: I don't know.....I wish. *Purrs happily*

Jake! Don't kill him! You were suppose to squish me not him!
*Pulles DT out from behind the sofa and revives him*

DT: And what does being your Kitty mean?