Back off Zaza! Touching Zeap will land you in jail perv!

[Zaza] No... I'm 12 and single if that counts... :gonk:

12, eh?

*moves game show to Syria*

*ties Zaza up and tosses him in the snake pit*

Bad Zaza *swats you with cane*

-picks nose- :B

*gives Zeap a hankie*

-uses hankie- You saw nothing. :ninja:

*watches Zeap stealthily eat her booger under the cover of the hankie* Nope.....saw nothing.

You guys are silly! I wasn't gonna touch her! The idea is to best the perv, not hump him, :U

Best not to take any chances with wittle Zeapy.

Besides, I think if it comes down to it, she might castrate you.

I thought it said "beat" the perv...I got my cane all ready too..>.>

Mmm, snot. :drool:

-watches Zaza, uses best babyish voice- Unka Zaza, was humping?

[Cookie] That was only once! xD -kicks the MAC-

@Zea
Humping is that thing where Cookie takes a candy cane and rubs it in weird places!

Don't go near Uncle Zaza Zeapy. He's the creepy uncle your mommy warned you not to take candy from.

@Zaza - O_o

Yeah, how bout no? :P

I'm going to go feed this whiny asshole dog. Be back.

[Zaza] ... -silence- ... Ahkay... :gonk:

[Cookie] Wait, I thought that was uncle Fred! :ninja:

@Zeapy - Him too. Just watch out for all the uncles...and your cousins too. And anyone with a penis!

But, just because I'm a perv doesn't mean everyone is!

Sorry Zaza, you ruined it for everyone else. :XD

Can do, Cookie! -salutes and ditcehs all of male friends, except for one. He's too girly to be a man. :roll: (He's gonna hate me now xD He dug his own grave though... -shudder-)-

Hi Cookie, Wynn, and Zeap, how are you doing. *Looks at Zaza* Hey you can't be thinking of my daughter that way Zaza.

Hi Yue! :'D

@Yue
She's your daughter? :O

No, not really. None of my family frequent this site :3

On menewsha she is Zaza. I am old enough to be her father. As she is 12 and I'm 33.