I'm new, so please don't be mean. I'll try to figure things out best as possible even though I'm never on the computer much.

Don't worry, we're not mean to newbies! In fact, if anyone's ever mean to you, hit that exclamation point button on the lower left to report them to a moderator. Flaming's not allowed here!
Read over the newbie starter guide and you won't feel like a newb for long! :)