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Old 09-09-2009, 11:51 AM



First of all cheesy lines are like those lines which lovers say to each other, like for example:
Quote:
"I wish I was a camera,so that way you'll always be smiling whenever you look at me."
Come on, share some Cheesy lines!



EDIT by Sizzla: Be sure to quote your cheesy pickup lines if you did not write them yourself. Thank you!



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Old 09-09-2009, 03:48 PM

Quote:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
<3

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Old 09-09-2009, 03:58 PM

Guys, please remember to quote the pickup lines if you did not come up with them yourself. Both of these are familiar to me and should be quoted. I'll fix that now.

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Old 09-09-2009, 04:07 PM

Thanks :)
Quote:
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

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Old 09-09-2009, 05:29 PM

Guy: Hey baby, come over here.
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can check you out.
Girl: I'm not at a store.

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Old 09-09-2009, 05:53 PM

"Do you know why stars blink?"
"No, why?"
"Because they can't believe how beautiful you are".

XD I like making up cheesy pick-up lines for my girlfriend ^+^

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Old 09-09-2009, 07:02 PM

Quote:
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
I have a whole folder of pickup line and comebacks and I thought this was the chessist one

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Old 09-09-2009, 08:11 PM

Oh, pick-up lines, you mean.

Quote:
I wish you were DSL, so I can have high speed access.
Quote:
Let's play Titanic. I yell "Iceberg!" and you go down.
My friends and I were at an ice cream place, with there parents, and we where telling corny pick-up lines and I said those two above. They actually got them and gave me the weirdest death glare. Good thing they like me to much!... or at least their daughters do. :sweat:

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Old 09-09-2009, 08:17 PM

Quote:
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Quote:
You must work for McDonalds cuz I'M LOVIN' IT
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:40 PM

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It's a well known medical fact that rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as head aches, ulcers, cancerous tumors and even death. So for my health and yours, just say yes.
I got that off my gmail homepage with my cheesy pick-up lines application. ^.^

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Old 09-10-2009, 01:05 AM

Quote:
I have traveled from the forests of Hyrule to ask you this, princess. Since I have the courage to ask you, you should have the wisdom to say yes, and together, we can harness the power of the triforce!
Something like that.

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Old 09-10-2009, 01:20 AM

Quote:
Hey baby, why don't you come over here and sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up
:sarcasm:

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Old 09-10-2009, 01:22 AM

If you were a pirate would you have ur parrot on this side*puts hand on left shoulder if on left*, or this side?*puts hand on right so arm is around you*

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Old 09-10-2009, 01:40 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockyhorrorguy"
you remind me of high school...two Ds in a row!
XD

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Old 09-10-2009, 03:59 AM

this was used on me once:

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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

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Old 09-10-2009, 04:06 AM

Quote:
Hey, baby, do you have some fries to go with that shake?
(referring to the way some women over-emphasize the shake of their...assets while walking. >.> )

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#17
Old 09-10-2009, 04:19 AM

Well, this is one I won't ever forget....

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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning

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Old 09-12-2009, 12:43 PM

Quote:
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Heeeee. I love cheesy pick up lines.

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#19
Old 09-12-2009, 02:43 PM

I have some I thought of during class one day

"Hey, since we both have a failing grade in Anatomy class, why don't we go to my house and explore the human body?"
"You have boobs. I like boobs. Let's date."
"Oh! We like the same bands? We should obviously have sex."

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#20
Old 09-12-2009, 08:24 PM

Quote:
Life without you is like a broken pencil... Pointless.
Cheesy pickup lines are so fun. :P

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Old 09-12-2009, 09:52 PM

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Quote:
I may not know fred flinstone, but I can make your bedrock.

Last edited by DariaMorgendorfer; 09-13-2009 at 01:40 AM.. Reason: failure to quote

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#22
Old 09-13-2009, 01:49 AM

Quote:
*walks up behind person, grabing one buttcheek and leaning around them* is this seat taken?
Quote:
*while looking at shirt tag* YUP! Made in heaven.
[I've used this one actually...... >_> and it worked on him >_> ? I was completely shocked, cause it was only supposed to be a joke.]

Quote:
You're legs must be tired, 'cause you were running through my mind all night long.
Quote:
When does heaven set your curfew at?
I love cheesy sweet pick up lines :D They always make smile! And you know if you get me to smile chances of saying yes go up by 70% hehe

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#23
Old 09-13-2009, 03:25 PM

"Are you a vet? 'cause these pythons are sick!"

"There are two things hard for you. My d**k and driving." (referring to women. I'm female myself, but when my friends and I were sharing pick-up lines, this was one of the funniest.)

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#24
Old 09-13-2009, 04:57 PM

My favorite line is:
Quote:
I bit my lip, could you kiss it better?

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Old 09-13-2009, 10:21 PM

Oh my goodness! Some of my favorite pick-up lines come from Biblical references or my good friend, Random Acts of Monotony.

Quote:
*walks up to a girl* *doubles over and grunts* "I think you just stole my rib."
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name's Chip."

 


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