I've heard tons of crazy things that people have said, sometimes directly to me. x3 What are some things that you've heard?

this kid said he got high off of green tea, he also says he wears a 36 c cup, cuz hes fat

Oh man, school use to be such a blast because of all the crazy conversations we'd have at lunch or class. I couldn't tell you the conversations, since most of the time they were inside jokes.
But.

5th period last year (Lit. in Media) was the class I always looked forward to because some of the kids in our class were just... hysterical. This one guy was talking to his friend about jobs, and asked her where she worked.
"Panera Bread."
"Pantera Bread? The most metal bread in town!"

I. Cracked. Up.
There's just so many fond memories from that class.
Another time was when my friend Lexy was sitting in front of me, and we were taking a test. Our teacher would give us bonus questions in our tests... So afterwards we exchage papers to grade. I get Lexy's and I'm skimming through her answers. I stop at the bonus question: "Who is the reverend saint to children?" Where she answers with "Chris Hansen."

I balled I was laughing so hard.
Before we left for lunch we stopped in front of the teacher, where I then demanded that she gets extra credit for that golden answer. He agreed. <33

This was not really something said but it was a pretty funny incident.

My friend and I were sitting in our usual spot under the stairway. She was holding up her foot and i went and was pretending to bite her toe. (she was wearing flip flops.) and she accidently stuck her toe in my mouth. Now Mr. toe and I are happily engaged. lmao.

"Do they call you Little Puppet?" "Um..." "Because you walk like a puppet. *Strikes a marionette pose.*"

School announcer: Wednesday, Wednesday, WEDNESDAY! (Goes on to talk about some event occurring on Wednesday...)

Girl I was eating lunch with: SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT!

I don't think they really say anything funny but i normally laugh with my friends at school.