Okay. I started a thread the other day titled "Chuck Norris". This thread, I hoped, would have people talking about Chuck Norris and telling the "facts they'd heard about him. The thread got moved to word games by a Mod because "it was just a collection of Chuck Norris "facts"."

I am now starting a thread about my favorite thing to randomly think about at midnight.....Chuck Norris in a prom dress.

Yes, I did just say that. On Gaia I at one point started a thread about Chuck Norris and the included poll just like the one above posed an interestng question, does/would Chuck Norris look good in a prom dress? This new thread I am starting is for the sole purpose of discussing the concept of Chuck Norris, one of the manliest (this opinion is based on the different "roles" Chuck Norris has played) men on earth, wearing a prom dress which, is one of the girliest if not the girliest thing on the planet.

Rules:

1. We are only talking about one thing here; Chuck Norris in a prom dress
2. NO FLAMES about the topic
3. Have fun with this. If you want to describe the ultimate prom dress for Chuck Norris in incredible detail feel free to do so!
4. You can give "facts" about Chuck Norris but, that IS NOT the main topic of this thread. If all you post is "facts" I will be forced to black list you...
5. ........I can't think of a number five...... :sweat:

*cuts red ribbon*

Let the talking begin!

*cannons shoot Chuck Norris shaped confetti into the crowd*

Oh, before everyone starts talking *claps hands* I have posted below the blacklist. I hope that no one ends up having their name put on this list.

BLACKLIST

Haha, I'm pretty sure that, even wearing a prom dress, he would still be super manly and badass looking!

I gotta agree with Zernita on this. This IS Chuck Norris we're talking about after all.

Though i must wonder on the style of dress he would be in, however. Sleeveless? Short? Long? Poofy? And what of the color? Hmmm.

Hm. I would say a sexy Chinese-style dress would fit him.
or something assassin.. like

......That's just weird....

Hmmm, deja vu. Well, i'm going to move this over to the Media forum, as that's the better place for celebrity discussion. :)

naww, it would be like a 50's dress, with an open back and lots of leg
like this:

Hawt. Would he accessorize too? And go with heels?

Hi guys! I've come back! *hands all who have posted cookies*

I like all of your dresses. I personally think he'd either wear a sweetheart, short length dress that is white with lace details or a long backless blood red dress that is made out of satin. Either he'll kill his opponents/bad guys with a roundhouse kick or his fashion sense.

I've never heard of the media forum..... Huh.

Now all who post a picture of their dress get extra special thanks!

*gives Zernita extra cookies*

I will be back in a bit to check and what new ideas everyone has!

omg, lol

I luff to watch "Walker Texas Ranger" I remember watching it when I was little at my grandmothers house when I was little, and for months before hubby and I moved back to PA, while we were living in South Carolina, after Dave would come home from work we would watch it on the Hallmark channel :3 lol

Now to the topic.... Chuck Norris in a prom dress... lol It would be funny to see him in something pink and fluffy, but I don't think that is his style.... maybe something red or blue is more his color....


Edit: Wait, I know the perfect prom dress! lol Here:

I must admit, that's a terribly disturbing thought.

Originally Posted by La Tua Cantante

omg, lol

I luff to watch "Walker Texas Ranger" I remember watching it when I was little at my grandmothers house when I was little, and for months before hubby and I moved back to PA, while we were living in South Carolina, after Dave would come home from work we would watch it on the Hallmark channel :3 lol

Now to the topic.... Chuck Norris in a prom dress... lol It would be funny to see him in something pink and fluffy, but I don't think that is his style.... maybe something red or blue is more his color....


Edit: Wait, I know the perfect prom dress! lol Here:

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I LOVE that!!! It is PERFECT!!!

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@zack

Don't be so disturbed...

Haven't you ever thought about that before?? I have. It is not that weird.

How... Awkward..

It is not that creepy or awkward. Chuck norris would wear a dress. It is a fact that cannot be ignored. I mean, I can picture chuck norris at an event when some evil ninjas appeared and chuck norris pulls a pair of daggers from beneath the dress he is wearing and attacks the ninjas. In the aftermath of the melee chuck norris straightens his dress and walks out the door into the night.

See? That is how cool chuck norris would be fighting while wearing a dress.

You mean if Chuck Norris put on a dress, it wouldn't just immediately turn into jeans and a red flannel shirt?

I........I...................I never thought about that possibility..............0.o

you.......you may have found the ultimate chuck norris wearing a prom dress loophole............. :suprised:

I don't agree. Although Chuck Norris is omnipotent, he can't automatically "poof" into a flannel shirt and jeans. Anyone that's ever even tried on a prom dress knows that the zipper will, inevitably, get stuck.

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THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

You found the loophole closing Idea!!!!!!!!!!!

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.............////////..............hemhem.....ah, heh, um....... ON WITH THE DRESS IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmm..... Something made out of denim and leather, perhaps?

With a nice Sheriff's badge hair accessory.

And maybe even a purse made out of...... hmmmm.... KICK ASS!

or he would be wearing a dress made out of........ red plaid flannel in the style of Jeffrey's Couture gown form Project Runway......... I mean who doesn't want to own couture?

yeah, I'd have to agree with Zernita, he would still be bad ass/manly. And he'd just use his matching purse as some sort of deadly weapon or something. XD

OMG!!!!

He could totally put a rock in his purse, so he could swing it at the bad guy's head!

But there would still be room for lipgloss! Or maybe chapstick..... since that's slightly more manly than lipgloss and we can't have our favorite hero have chapped lips, now can we? It makes those triumphant "Haha you lost and you're going to jail because you weren't better than me" speeches so much more painful to say.

But what type of heels would he wear?

I'm thinking - Six- inch heel, ridiculously fabulous peep-toe silver ones.

And his perfume would probably be "The Scent Of Eternal Victory by Chuck Norris".

But maybe that's just me.

no, not silver.................... ummmmmm............... Gold!

And the Sheriff's badge hair accessory would be gold too! Chuck Norris always gets a gold star.

.......... woah........... I just created a Chuck Norris fact............ O.o

maybe his perfume would be "Dead enemy".............no that sounds weird............ Ummm How about......... "Victory by Chuck Norris"

lol he will look so weird and embarrassing if it is a dress he will already be so embarrassing whats more it is a prom dress!

Chuck Norris would wear a dress and shame every model in the world with his awesomness..

Now add stilleto heels hehe, roundhouse kick with some extra on the end lol