Ive done and said some really slow stuff heres one of them
i was watching a commercial and i said "So THATS who wesley snipes is he looks just like blade!

What are some of your slow moments? If you don't want to tell - are they worse than mine?

It took me a good 10 minutes to get the "Mt. Wannahackalugee" joke from Finding Nemo, and when I finally did get it, I didn't think it was funny.

Me: what was 9/11 anyway?

Kaye: (talks about how bad 9/11 was and stuff)...and the twin towers got bombed-

Me: were there people in it?

Kaye: ....:shock: no, kaitie, it was a national holiday! :sarcasm: YES there were people in it!


XD she still gets a kick out of that one....
plenty of others, too. but i dont feel like posting them now. laziness. maybe later.

hahaha thats classic !!!!!! iv asked where the trains turn around !! that lamer !!!

Haha my friends did a that's what she said joke.

My friend: Hey look our teacher is "coming".

Everyone starts laughing except for me.

Me: I guess that's cool that she's coming.

Everyone stops laughing and stares at me.

My friend: You think it's cool that the teacher "comes"??

My face: :|

Wow I've had so many of those, but I just can't remember any of them specifically right now XD But yours were hilarious!

I was watching a Subway commercial where they showed which one to eat, a monkey dressed as tomato or lettuce.

Me: Wait a minute...... We don't eat monkey...

I'm slow mentally and physically. That's worst than anything.

My friend and I were on facebook in our college's library..

The question sent to me from a friend via an application called Social Interview:
"Would you slap your friend if she did something stupid?" (me being the friend)

My friend's response: HECK YES!!

Well, when I clicked the notification, I didn't see where it put her answer and I said to her out loud, "Dummy, you didn't write anything." She pointed to the response clear as day at the top..

But she didn't slap me..! lol

I once saw a store that has been part of my favorite chain mall for a while. I had never noticed it before. It was called LA Weight Loss. I looked at it and then looked at my mom and said, "La weight loss? What is that? Is it supposed to be French or something?"
My mom was ashamed of me. =3 She had to explain to me that LA was L, A, and not la.

my boyfriend and I were in the line at taco bell, and I didn't hear the lady say hold on so I was like, I want this, and this, and this...are you there, hello?
and the lady was like, hello, can I take your order, he cracked up.

A year ago we were watching football together, and I was like, man, those guys that move the ball markey line are like, way fast. (it's computerized.)

my friend sent me an app on facebook, and when I clicked the wrong thing on it, it sent a notification out to everyone saying 'pristinel has just hugged pristinel so hard'. Now, all my friends tell me I love myself more than anyone.

I was in my art class, working in photoshop once and using layers. I had an outline layer and final inking layer up and was erasing the outline layer as needed. It was still in some areas, and my friend told me it looked weird.

To which I responded, "It'll look better when I erase it!"

It makes a lot sense if you understand photoshop, but out of context it seems like a blank piece of paper is prettier than my drawings.

I think I seriously have many but I don't think I can remember any of them. o.o;
So yea...it takes a while for me to function my brain. D:

i remember one i had that was funny.

my friend and i were walking, talking about clothes and stuff. i was saying how certain color clothes have to do with how warm or cold you are, like how black makes you really hot. the she said that some people also look very hot in black. at first, i was like huh...? then i was like oh, duh! that took me a moment to get. i never get tired of that one.

i've had several other moments like that, but i can't really remember them very well.

Oh wow, I've had plenty of slow moments. I haven't had any recent ones that I can remember. But I do remember one. I was at the dinner table with my family, and my step brother was over visiting. And somehow the conversation go to "What's cheese that isn't yours???", and my step brother said, "Nacho cheese", and the way he said it finally made sense to me. "Not your cheese". But I'd heard that plenty of times and never got it until he said it. And I yelled out, "OH, NOW I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS". Yeah, it was one of those moments for me =3

So many moments.
Ill post again once I remember them.
XD

OOOO I have had plenty....

One that sticks out right now is me having a conversation with my best friend who was a smaller bust than mine. We were both trying out similar tank tops and when she saw how I looked in my she shakes hr fist at me and says "grrr, I hate your genes"

I look surprised down at my nice, relatively new jeans and was all like...why???
Then a few seconds later I get it and we crack up for like hours!

I know i've had more, maybe i will update when i remember!

I had to drive from one town to another. It was only about a fifty mile drive. I end up in Chicago, two hundred miles away.
I had to ask for so many directions. I was so lost. I was freaking out.
I had to drive back home, grab my GPS and head out again.